Hidan: Hi, bit¢h! (Walking in)

Aeron: I'm not a bit¢h, fu¢ker! (Punches him in the face)

Kazuku: Shut the fu¢kin up, both of you! (Counting his money)

Kaida: I'll pay you $500 to behead him then bury his bodies. (Holds out cash)

Aeron: I don't own Naruto or .com or even the Akatsuki, and most of all I don't own Star Wars only the cats and Kaida!

Kaida: You don't own me, I do!

Aeron: I made you! I own you! So HA!

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§ Normal POV §

I woke up earlier then the others. I didn't want to burden them so I left after I caught a mouse to eat. But Rena was awake.

"Are you leaving, already?" She asked, looking like she was going to cry.

"It's time I left." I told her. I didn't look back as I left to go back to the village. I kept walking till I seen the river again. The underbrush was just enough so I could hide but run if I needed to.

I used the underbrush to sneak into Sanji's territory. But no even 200 yards in I seen Itachi and Kisame. But what surprised me was Samehada, he was purring. I think back to what .com said about Samehade.

Due to its voracious appetite, Samehada is drawn to those with large chakra supplies, allowing it to be used as a quasi-sensor.

Shit, I can't believe I forgot that. That means he can he can sense me by my chakra. By the purring sound I'm guessing that my chakra supple is quite large.

"Itachi, that cat is around here somewhere. Samehada sansei its chakra." Stated Kisame. I stayed where I was and didn't move an inch, not even to blink.

I saw Itachi activate his Kekkei Genkei, to look for my chakra signature. When he seen it, I waved my paw and thought 'This is not the Cat your looking for!' Like off of Star Wars. It didn't work.

Next thing I know is that Itachi is hitting a pressure point on my neck. Then everything goes blank.

§ Itachi's POV §

Finally found that cat. Now to take it to leader.

§ TIME SKIP 3 DAYS §

§ Normal POV §

I wake up in a cell. You would think they would be smart and put me in a cage. No chain. Nothing tying me down. They even left the door open. I can walk out of the cell and they would never realize I'm gone till they check up on me or go to feed me. It's official the Akatsuki members are idiots.

I walk out of the cell and up the steps. To find Toby asleep at the left side of another door. Let's see Right or Left? Which way should I go. I sniff the air, a strong scent of grass is coming from the hallway straight ahead of me. So I follow it, as I do I keep to the shadows. Till I hit a spot where four hallways intersect. So I sniff to find which way to go next. In right I smell overdue laundry, to the left is the scent of food. Last is the straight where I smell grass and water.

As I go straight I see Konan coming toward me so I hide behind a potted plant. Next thing I know is I am being pulled into the ground. I forgot Zetsu. When I can see again I'm in Pain's office. Zetsu is gone and it's just the two of us there.

"Kaida, it's nice to see you again." Said Pain. "I just wish it was in better circumstances."

I look at him like he's an idiot. I know of him but I never met him personally. But he must of seen the look.

"We haven't seen each other in 29 years." He said. "Surely you remember I was 10 when you almost died. I can't tell it's you from that form."

"She won't remember you till the blocks are removed." Said Madara. "It's wonderful it see you safe." He took the mask off and it wasn't Obito under it. But the real Madara. He activated the Mangekyō Sharingan then said "Sorry, it's the only way to talk right now. Tsukuyomi!"

The world turned different shades of red and black. Instead of being tied up I was sitting on a bench and was human. Well mostly human I still had cat ears and tail.

"My dear, I'm sorry. I had to bring you back to this war infested world against your wishes. Even when I knew you would not talk to me when you remembered. But I couldn't take the pain of never seeing you again." He told me.

"Who am I? All I know now is that my entire life was a lie! And that you are the only one that can tell me the answers! So who the Hell am I! Why did I want to leave! How did I Forget! AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU IN ALL OF THIS!" I started to scream at the end.

"Kaida, you are Kaida. Since you were born you where brought up as the heiress of 2 different clans but when your mothers clan was completely destroy. A secret passed down from head to head was left to you. A safety default for the clan was activated. And you wanted out. I gave you a way out but I couldn't lose you." He stated to me as he talked I could see the emotions playing in his eyes. But he never did tell me of the default or of who he was to me. So I left it like the.

"I can't keep this up much longer. I need to preserve as much chakra to release the blocks on your chakra. But the memory block almost completely wiped your memory. Anything from after your mothers death you will likely not remember. That's why I couldn't let you stay there any longer. If I did you would never remember anyone here." He said, with a said voice.

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Kaida: Just because you made me doesn't mean you own me!

Aeron: Yes, it does!

Kakuzu: Shut up, you made me lose count of my money. (Starts counting again)

Hidan: Vote and comment or some sh*t like that

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