Who I really am :P
What I noticed was that there was not too many twins/Kagome fanfics so I have decided that the main paring will be.
Kagome/Kaoru/Hikaru
Haruhi/fluffy
Inuyasha/kinky-hoe
Songo/Mori
Kyoya/…? (There will be a surprise twist with this one :P)
Honey/….I was thinking of Rin…but that would be creepy….cuz he is so much older….and she is like 8…
So even though you guys have voted I want to try this…but to make you guys happy…I'm gunna write another one like this but with your votes put into it! But for now I f you want to read this one and see what happens then you will be happy with the outcome! :P
I do NOT own Inuyasha or Oran high school host club…..and the song I don't own ether
Recap
"Oh well I guess it can't be helped...be careful! All of you!" she yelled as we jumped into the well
Now! :P in Haruhi's pov
We were on our way back to the village. But Kagome forgot her yellow bag and said that she was going to go get it. So now everyone decided to wait in the little clearing for her and we talked to get to know each other.
Normal pov
"I don't think these guys will make it…" Inuyasha whispered to Miroku
"You never know maybe they will…" said Miroku
"Ahhhhhh a snake!" yelled Tamaki running and jumping into Kyoya's arms only to get dropped on the growled shortly after
"You were saying?" Inuyasha asked smugly "bet he doesn't last a week."
"You're on! Loser has to confess there love to Sesshomaru the next time we see him!" said Miroku (I couldn't resist! Lol) they shook hands and watched the other males humiliate themselves.
Haruhi's pov
"Hey Songo?" I asked
"Yea?"
" Do they always do that?" I asked
"Pretty much" replied Sango
With Kagome normal pov
She ran in quickly and grabbed my bag. Then she noticed Haruhi's and her friend's bag's too. (Forgot to put that they had their bags with them when they came whoops) so she picked them up, and brought them with her. Then she went and grabbed her iPod from her charging dock and walked down stairs and said good bye to her mom. She ran and jumped into the well.
When she got out she decided to listen to her iPod on her way there. Her iPod was an iPod touch with neon blue skin that had a star on it. She turned it on and settled on lollipop luxury by Jefree star. She put her head phones (her head phones are like the one Hikaru has but they are neon blue) on her head and started to listen to it. She was also singing to it all the way there…
(MUST READ SONG!)
S-T-A-R I'm on the top I'll make you hot Fuck me, I'm a celebrity Lip gloss and lollipop Hot damn, here I come Do I make you wet Fuck me, I'm a celebrity Lip gloss and lollipop O-M-G, L-O-L Oh my god
S-T-A-R (What?)
S-T-A-R (Queen bitch)
S-T-A-R
There's no luck
Never turned around to stop
Make my move
Make you move
Make you wanna hear me talk
See me walk
See me fuck
See me suck a lollipop
(Mmm) Wanna get messy
Make you rock
I'll leave the world in shock
I'm your tease
I'm your fuel
I just wanna see you drool
On your knees
Pretty please
You wish you were my main squeeze
L-L-L Luxury.
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
Tell me how you want it done
At the mall, in the hall, on your mama's bedroom wall
You can choose, either way you will end up on the news
(Yeah, just like you wanted, right?)
It's all about the C-U-N-T
I wanna hear you say
Love my pink knife
You wish you had a slice of me
(I'm a celebrity)
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
(x2)
It's true but sex will always sell
Now it's time for you to go
So what? So what?
(x2)
Can't you tell my (Mmm)
Makes you wanna sweat
Am I all set?
Not yet, not yet
(x2)
(Mmm)
Lip gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
(x2)
(Yak I know its nasty! lol) when she came through the trees and into the clearing, everyone was looking at her funny…
Songo had shock written on her face
Miroku had a perverted look on his face (surprise surprise)
Inuyasha had a shocked/lusted look…as well as the twins and Tamaki…
Kyoya and Mori looked as shocked as they could
Haruhi didn't look as surprised
And Shippo and honey just looked innocently at her like she did nothing wrong…
"Well you always did listen to weird music…" Haruhi stated
"You guys herd me?" Kagome asked sheepishly
"Yup" the twins said "do you really want that to happen?" they both asked walking up to her. Kaoru put his arm around her waist while Hikaru put his around her shoulders . Inuyasha growled at that but they ignored him. Big mistake.
"It was just a song!" protested Kagome
"Get your hands off of her!" said Inuyasha while dragging the twins by their necks and punched there heads. (Like what he does to Shippo)
"Inuyasha that wasn't nice! Sit." She said and down he went…
"Kagome.." he growned
"Should have been nicer" stated Kagome "now we should get going, oh I brought your bags as well!" she said and handed them there bags.
After they were ready the traveled to the village and said good bye to Kaede and started on there germy. They walked through the forest two by two.
(They walked like this)
Inuyasha Miroku
Kagome Haruhi
Tamaki Kyoya
Hikaru Kaoru
Honey Mori
Songo Shippo
Back to story
Until it started to get dark.
"We should set up camp here." Kagome said when they got to the clearing.
"why doesn't Tamaki, Kyoya, and Haruhi set up the tents, Mori, honey and Songo get the water, Miroku and Inuyasha can get fire wood, And Hikaru, Kaoru and I get the fish?" she suggested ( Kagome packed two large tents that could fit 12 people each)
"K" and with that everyone set off to do their jobs.
With Songo, Mori and honey
"Come on guys I think I hear a stream up a head!" said Songo
They had been walking for a while until Songo said that. When they reached the stream they took their water containers and filled them to the brim. But as Songo stood up she lost her balance and was about to fall in the water. But Mori caught her in the nick of time…when their eyes connected there was a spark. Songo stood and mumbled a thank you before turning away so they wouldn't notice her blush. When they were done they went back to camp.
With Kyoya, Tamaki and Haruhi
"Stand back Haruhi! This is a man's job!" said Tamaki. He took one of the tent poles and started putting it through the hole in the cloth.
"Tamaki that's not how it goes.." said Haruhi, stepping in and took the tent poll from him and putting it through another hole, then connected another poll to it and started to put the tent together herself. In the end Tamaki just sat there while Haruhi and Kyoya did all the work.
"Awwww I never got to do any of it!" Tamaki complained
"No no you didn't." Haruhi said
"Why does my daughter have to be so mean to me mommy?" Tamaki asked
"Because you did do nothing." 'Mommy' stated
And with that, Tamaki went in his corner.
With Kagome, Hikaru and Kaoru
"So what was the songs name…" asked Hikaru said while walking to the river that was up ahead
"Lollipop luxury by Jefree star" she answered
"You know we didn't get to hear all of it.." said Kaoru
"Oh, hear" said Kagome and took out her iPod from her pocket and took out the ear phones and turned on the speakers. She picked the song and it played for them to hear.
S-T-A-R
S-T-A-R (What?)
S-T-A-R (Queen bitch)
S-T-A-R
I'm on the top
There's no luck
Never turned around to stop
Make my move
Make you move
Make you wanna hear me talk
See me walk
See me fuck
See me suck a lollipop
(Mmm) Wanna get messy
(The twins smirked at this)
I'll make you hot
Make you rock
I'll leave the world in shock
I'm your tease
I'm your fuel
I just wanna see you drool
On your knees
Pretty please
You wish you were my main squeeze
L-L-L Luxury.
(The twins faces O.O)
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Lip gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
(They licked their lips…)
Hot damn, here I come
Tell me how you want it done
At the mall, in the hall, on your mama's bedroom wall
You can choose, either way you will end up on the news
(Yeah, just like you wanted, right?)
Do I make you wet
It's all about the C-U-N-T
I wanna hear you say
Love my pink knife
You wish you had a slice of me
(I'm a celebrity)
("what the fuck? 'Love my pink knife'? what the hell?...oh it means…oh" the twins thought)
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your eyes off me
I make you fuck me just to get somewhere
Fuck me, I'm a celebrity
Can't take your hands off me
I know you wanna suck me
Whachu waiting for
Lip gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
(x2)
O-M-G, L-O-L
It's true but sex will always sell
Now it's time for you to go
So what? So what?
(x2)
Oh my god
Can't you tell my (Mmm)
Makes you wanna sweat
Am I all set?
Not yet, not yet
(x2)
(Mmm)
Lip gloss and lollipop
Let's rock I wanna pop
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm all that you can see
Lip gloss and lollipop
I'll make your (booty drop)
Can't take your eyes off me
I'm everything you wanna be
(x2)
And Kagome sang along through the whole thing!
"…you never did answer…" said Kaoru
"…do you ever want something like that happen to you?" Hikaru finished
Kagome blushed and turned away. "Doesn't every girl?" she asked
Both the twins smirked "do you want it now?" they asked
Kagome's eyes went wide. "Um, I'm ok thanks"
"Awe your no fun!" they said. By this time they had gotten to the river and were all in the water trying to catch fish. So far they had caught 20 (Kagome=15 twins=5)when Hikaru splashed Kagome with water.
"Hey!" Kagome said pouting. She splashed them both. Then Kaoru tackled Hikaru into the water and Kagome got dragged down with him. And they started to have a major splash/tackle fight. (Tee hee) in the end they were all soaked.
"Damn it now I'm tired!" pouted Kagome
"Here get on." Said Kaoru bending over so she could get on his back
"You sure?" she asked
"Yea we will switch when we are half way back." Said Hikaru
So Kagome got on Koaru's back and shortly she drifted to sleep…
With miroku and Inuyasha
"I can smell her…" said Inuyasha
"who?" miroku asked Inuyasha
"kikyo." Inuyasha answered
" your going after her again arnt you…"
"yea…tell kagome im sorry…" Inuyasha said
"do it your self! Like all you do is hurt her! Its starting to piss me off that you keep doing that to one of my best friends!" yelled miroku
"you've been treating songo worse!" Inuyasha barked and lept off into the trees.
Ok that's ware im stopping for the night it is exactly….3:44 in the morning and im hoping to god that it's a snow day or I will cry! Hope yawl liked it :P oh and the song is a good song too…if u hear it.
