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Hermione didn't know what to do. Draco was trippin' like a giraffe in rollerskates, and he was laying on her wand while blocking the exit. Being the kind, thoughtful, and clever girl she was, she came up with a wonderful solution.

"Ow! What the f- What'd you kick me for? Ow! My nose! Ow, ow, ow!" "Stop whining, you crack-head. What are you smoking anyway?" "Who is that? Ow! My eyes still hurt from trying to gouge them out! I can't see you." "Oh, really? He he he. I mean, uh, this is, um, you don't know me. I'm a… Ravenclaw… 6th year. Yeah. What are you trippin' on? Shrooms?"

"What? No, I'm not high. I think. I don't know what Snape put in that rum, though." "You stole alcohol from a teacher? You know we're not allowed to have it on school grounds, you idiot! You're going to get in so much trouble!" "No, I didn't steal it! He forced it down my throat! Lord, you sound just like Granger." "Uh, um, no I'm definitely not her. Or him. Don't know who you're talking about. I'm in Hufflepuff, no Grangers there."

"You just said you were in Ravenclaw!" "Did I, silly me, I must've gotten confused. You know how stupid Hufflepuffs are. I mean, look at Ernie Macmillan. If he didn't wear sandals all the time I doubt he'd be able to count to twenty! Seriously, I would die if the hat put me in Hufflepuff." "You just said you are in Hufflepuff! What the hell! Who are you?"

"I'd tell you, but you're laying on my wand. Get off." "Oh. Sorry. Here." "Thank you." Hermione took her precious stick and pointed it at Malfoy's chest. Sure, she dreamed of him when she was high, but it was easy to suppress such feelings while sober. Now to exact revenge for all those horrible insults… But, unfortunately, Draco chose that time to wipe the blood from his eyes and his vision cleared up. "Her- Granger! What the hell?"

Then he grabbed his wand from his pocket, and proceeded to point it at Hermione. Of course, he would love to get her drunk, but- Wait a minute. 'I know a spell for that.' He thought gleefully. "Enebriate!" Hermione blinked. Ooh, she knew that spell. She also recognized that she would be sober for about two more seconds. "Enebriate!" Draco stared. How could he forget that she would have time to react?

A silly grin rose onto Hermione's face, soon mirrored by Draco. "So, Draco, what shall we do?" Hermione tried to say, but it came out more like "Draco! Le's go hexed lil Hufflepuffses!" "In return, Draco attempted to back away and hide, but instead stood up, grabbed Hermione's hand, and took off running for the Hufflepuff dorms, shouting "Weeeeeeeeee!"

So, how is it? Real sorry it took so long to post, my internet is STILL down and I have to wait until they fix the power line before I can do anything. So, what will happen next? Flying piggies, crying children, confused Ravenclaws? Please review! Thank you those who already reviewed! Iheartblackdogserious, my first reviewer ever, (yay! Thankyou!), and luvHaru7! You guys are awesome!