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Kiss the Boy
Alfred didn't know whether to pull his hair out or bash their heads together. Sixty-three children was, in many ways, the biggest headache anyone could ask for. Having five of them bicker constantly about anything really made him want to cry. "Oli, Bec, Shut the Heck Up!" he yelled. The blonde and brunette stopped for few seconds before starting up again. Alfred slammed his head down on his desk and Mathew just sighed.
"Oliver, Beckett, stop fighting," he said pulling out a bloody hockey stick. The two provinces looked at the weapon before walking out of the room. Looking back to his husband he a noticed Alfred had leaned as far away from his as his chair would allow. "What is wrong with you?" he asked. "Nothing, I just don't want you to beat my head in," he said. "because most of that blood is mine and I don't want to add more."
"Then you, oh dear father of my children, can go beat some since in your eldest son whose head is a thick as yours!" Mathew snapped. Alfred barely dodged the waving stick and taking it from him before dodging a slap to his head. "I swear that boy is your clone! Can't believe he would even think like…" Alfred watched his brother leave the room before turning to the large green plant. "Honda, did you get that?" he asked.
"America-san, why did you want me to film that?" Kiku Honda asked. "Well, I just wanted to show everyone what they are lucky not to have to live with, now," Alfred sighed then took in a deep breath. "BECKETT ALFRED JONES! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" Seconds later a sulking teen appeared in the hallway. Kiku never really got over how much the eldest Jones boy looked like his father. The only things that made them physically different were Beckett had England's emerald eyes and there was not cowlick.
"Do you want to explain why you were fighting with Oliver this time?" Alfred asked. "We fight all the time what makes this any different?" Bec asked. "Because, you're starting to sound like England and France," Alfred told him. Bec's face turned bright red before he trained his glare on his father. "I don't fight with that runt like Grandpa and Granddad!" he yelled. "He never listens to me or even lets the others have a say in what we're going to do and then the dumbass goes and tries to go and pick a fight with Russia and… Why doesn't he just listen to me?"
"doesn't he ever think anything through? Virginia and I try so hard too… You know what forget it!" With that Beckett walked away and Kiku looked confused at the smile on Alfred's face. "The ninjas will come," he whispered before showing Kiku out. A few days later, Beckett and Oliver were arguing again. Alfred sat on the couch watching his son's fight while keeping Mathew from getting up. Soon all the States and Provinces gathered to watch them fight.
"I thought you talked to Beckett," Mathew bit out. "Yes, but like you said he is my clone," he said and smirked. Louis and Albert pulled Maddie closer to them and Virginia started to look around. "Where are Demy and Holly?" she asked. Seconds later the family watched as two small figures dressed in black kicked the fighting sibling in the head causing them to kiss. The family gasped and Oliver let out a high pitched scream and ran off.
Mathew sat there and watched in horror as France's smile crept onto Beckett's face. Without a word the province left to go find his sibling and Mathew turned to his husband to find the same smile on his face. "Papa got to you too?" he gasped. It was at this time that the kids left the house.
-Limey Man is Ryou Bakura-
For the next week Oliver avoided his siblings and hid under England's bed. "Lad, can you tell me why you're here?" Arthur asked. "I'm hiding from a pervert," he whispered. "Bloody hell, does the stupid frog have no morals?' he yelled. Oliver pulled him back down and sighed. "Grandpa Francis wouldn't do that, I'm talking about Beckett," he said. "One stupid kiss and every time I see him my inside turn to mush and I just want to…"
"That's love, lad," Arthur told him. "It doesn't make sense and you just have to grin and bear it." "Granddad, did you know Daddy has Grandpa's perv smile?" Oliver asked. By the look on Arthur's face, Oliver guessed he didn't know. "I'm going to kill that frog!" he yelled. Oliver sighed then blinked several times. "Oli, I didn't know your ass felt this nice," someone said.
"BECKETT ALFRED JONES, YOU PERVERT!"
Addie: And that everyone is the story of how Quebec started stalking Ontario.
Seto: I feel sorry for that kid.
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