Chatting with the Akatsuki
Chapter Four
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Torture Zone
Pein, Konan, Zetsu and Suki are in the torture Dugan—um basement.
Pein: (look at Suki) where is that crazy friend of you're?
Suki: (watering a plant) IDK.
Pein: Ok
Zetsu: What are you doing?
Suki: (grinned happily) Watering plant
Zetsu: that not a plant…
Suki: (stop watering) (look at Zetsu) Huh? (Look at plant and look at Zetsu) Dumditly! It IS a PLANT.
Zetsu: (twitch) I'm NOT an 'IT' or a plant. THAT MY HEAD, WOMAN!!!!
Suki: Duh!
Pein: I'm hungry
Konan: (look at Pein) what do you want me to do about it?
Pein: Make me a sandwich!
Konan: (magically took out bread and smoke turkey) (put turkey on Pein's head and then the bread) There! (Went back to reading a book)
Pein: (sweat dropped) that not what I meant…
SLAM
(Door to the basement open)
Kaira: (walks in happily with bags in hand) Hiya, people of my other people!!!!
Pein: wth?
Konan: (ignoring Kaira and still reading)
Zetsu: (still wet) (rocking back and fort in the corner) I am not a plant. I am not a plant. I am not a--- (a plant bloom on top of his head) PLANT!!!! WAAAHHHH!!!!
Kaira: (look weird at Zetsu) what happen to him?
Suki: it the time of his month
Kaira: (look understandingly) Ooohhh
Suki: (jump up and down happily) what you got?! What you got?! What you got?! What you got?!
Kaira: (grinned and started jumping up and down) I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Everyone: (sweat dropped)
Suki: The phone is ringing
Zetsu: The phone is not ringing
Kaira: Yes it is
Zetsu: No it NOT
Suki and Kaira: YES IT IS!!!
Pein: (twitch) STOP YELLING!!!
Konan: (sweat dropped) you're yelling
Pein: (growl) Forget this! I'm going upstairs. (Stomped upstairs)
Konan: (throw book on table) I'm coming to Pein (Followed Pein)
Suki: (looks at Zetsu) The phone is ringing
Zetsu: No it NO—
(Phone Ringing)
Zetsu: (sweat dropped)
Kaira: (pick phone up) Ello?
Voice: Hello, un. Can I speak to—
Kaira: (throw phone at Suki's head) It for you
Suki: Ow!(rub bump) (Pick phone up) Hello!!!
Voice: Hello, un. Can I speak to—
Suki: (squeal loudly) DEIDARA-KUN!!!!!!
Deidara: (sweat dropped) Umm…how do you know it was me, un?
Suki: (giggle) I love you (sigh dreamily)
Deidara: (look freak out) Bye! (Hang up)
Suki: Hello? (Look at phone and cry) NOOOOO!!!!
Kaira: OMG!!!!
Suki: What? What? What?
Zetsu: (come back from his 'corner') what is it?
Kaira: It a book!!! (Hold book high in hand and waved it)
Zetsu and Suki: (sweat dropped) we see.
Boil: (pop out of no where) Hey there sexy!
Kaira and Suki: (cringe) EWWW!!!
Zetsu: B-boil?
Boil: (look at Zetsu) you call?
Zetsu: (look freak out) who named their kid Boil?
Kaira: (point at Zit and Pimple) they do. (wave) Hello Mr. Zit! Mrs. Pimple!
(A/N No offense on the boil, zit, or pimple. I'm trying to make fun of those who do.)
Zetsu: (sweat drooped) I should have known
Mr. Zit and Mrs. Pimple: (popped)
Kaira, Suki, and Zetsu: EWWW!!!!
Boil: Don't worry, that their greeting. They eventually will pop back.
Kaira: (glare and gross out) what do you want?
Boil: You sexy
Suki: Lol (point at Kaira and sing) He want you! He wants you! Ha! Ha!
Zetsu: You people are freak
Kaira: (twitch) GET OUT!!! (pointed at Boil then the open door)
Pein: (from upstairs) STOP YELLING IN THE HOUSE!!!
Konan: (sweat dropped)
Boil: (put hand up in defense) Jeez, okay! Okay! Okay!
Suki: (still laughing her head off, literally)
Zetsu: O.o
Kaira: (still twitching) Well?
Boil: Can I borrow a book for a book report?
Kaira: (sighed) what kind you want?
Boil: (smiled what he though was sexy) you baby. All I wants is you.
Kaira: (twitch)
Zetsu and Suki: (laughing) PICK UP LINES!!!
Boil: (smirked) well?
Kaira: (smiled sweetly) Okay
Boil, Zetsu and Suki: (look surprised) REALLY??!!
Kaira: (smiled) Yep! You are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It called 'On the Road, to in Your Ass' (look piss and yelled) IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY BASEMENT!!!!
END OF CHAPTER FOUR
Yeah…sorry if it short or if it wasn't that funny or if I offended anyone…
The 'Make me a sandwich' thing really did happen to my older cousin but instead of 'Make me a sandwich' it 'makes me a pop tart'…heh heh heh… I actually take a tart and pooped on my annoying step-cousin head. She my age so don't worry!
Also Boil is really a nick name for a boy in my class that all the boys gave to him, but not Mr. Zit and Mrs. Pimple. Heh heh heh. He also likes me and keeps asking me out though. He my friend but I do NOT like him like that.
Okay, you do NOT need to know my love life so…onward!!!!
Plus the 'you are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It called 'On the Road, to in Your Ass' (look piss and yelled) IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY BASEMENT!!!!' part did really happen.
Lol! It did happen with me and my older step-cousin. He really pissed me off that time. His face was priceless and red. His friends were there with us. I got in trouble with my aunt afterward, since they could hear from the yard. Lol, I didn't know that I was THAT loud!
Heh heh heh. Anyway the basement door was one and there little kids playing at my aunt's yard with the neighbor's kids. But it was totally worth it. Now we okay. Me and him get along pretty well, then me and his younger cousin, who is my age, but she act like a female dog.
Yay!!! Deidara appears!!! Well, only a small role, but he will be appearing more in the later chapters along with the rest of the Akatsuki!!!!
Chapter five coming soon…If you people care that is…
And again…sorry the chapters are so short…I think….
And sorry it took so long to update
So…See you later!!!
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