31. I can't believe that we need to have these rules for the faculty, but Mr. Nishimura, could you please fill in the tunnel system that you dug out under the city? We've had reports of flooding across the city, and the amount of potholes now from collapsed sections is getting ridiculous.
31A. So that's how he gets around everywhere- Yuuji
31B. What, do you think that I teleport? Everyone's got a method- Mr. Nishimura
32. No, Principal Toudou, you are not allowed to announce your presence when you enter a room with a marching band. Honestly, how are we able to afford all of this stuff?
32A. No comment- Toudou
(No one was able to concentrate on their work whilst they could hear a trumpet blaring in the school. Then again, with all of the antics that went on in this school, it was hardly any different.)
33. To whomever keeps organising mutinies during ESB Wars, while I comment your organisation skills and possible charisma levels, it's making ESB Wars way too complicated.
(Everyone was pretty sure that Yuuji had something to do with it. Yuuji neither confirmed nor denied.)
34. Akihisa and Kouta are no longer allowed to raise armies and wage war against each other. Seriously, you 2. Keep it between classes, and not between nations.
34A. Cat girls are better- Kouta
34B. BUNNY GIRLS ARE BETTER!- Akihisa
34C. Blake- Kouta
34D. VELVET!- Akihisa
(The 2 boys argued about this for weeks. The argument got so intense that they ended up raising armies and declaring war against each other. The argument had to be defused before they ended up dragging the world into World War 3.)
35. Kouta, could you please not run your yakuza in the school? We've already gotten in enough trouble with the authorities as it is.
35A. I'm still waiting on that protection money, and the money that you owe me for all of those pictures- Kouta
35B. Never mind, go nuts- Ms. Funakoshi
35C. Wait, what pictures?- The entire male student body
(After making enough money from all of the pictures that he took and sold, Kouta ended up hiring people to pedal his pictures to the school and possibly over the city, eventually starting up his own yakuza in the city. He's now one of the most powerful people in the city, and is wanted in 16 different countries, though because he doesn't actually do anything illegal, sans the whole peeping thing, and the only thing that gets hurt is Hideyoshi's pride, so many just speculate that those countries just want to grab all of his pictures for themselves.)
36. Whoever's been trying to use the summoning system to summon spirits using a Ouija board, please stop. While the idea is stupid, and won't work at all, for obvious reasons, we'd rather not take the chances and risk pissing off the spirits of the afterlife.
(Miho Satou had been trying to talk to her deceased grandmother using a Ouija board and the summoning system as a literal summoning ritual. Thankfully, everyone had seen horror films and had put a stop to it before it could even begin, though nobody was sure and still lives in fear of potential demonic infestations.)
37. Mizuki Himeji is no longer allowed to bring in foods that she made herself. If she does, those foods must go through extreme testing and sampling, and must be examined by nuclear and chemical experts before being allowed on the school premise. If the foods are judged to be unsafe to be on school grounds, proper removal protocols will be put in place. If proper removal protocols are not able to be put in place, then emergency removal protocols are to be activated, and the foods are to be disposed of with fire. Preferably a furnace, but any other method of creating and using fire is good as well.
37A. What's wrong with my food?!- Mizuki
(Many poor testers lost their lives testing Mizuki's cooking. Their sacrifice shall not be forgotten.)
38. Could someone please tell the girls of the Akiharem that they are not allowed to go on a crusade anymore. I get that nobody likes the FFF, but you can't just beat them up beyond recognition.
38A. Boo- The Akiharem
38B. Lucky bastard- The entire male population
(It turned out that the girls of the Akiharem had taken a liking to beating the snot out of the FFF as retaliation for always punishing their boyfriend, and as a result of their actions, a great number of them ended up leaving the FFF, leaving the group as a fraction of what it once was. Akihisa is still wrapping his head around the idea of having a harem.)
39. Miharu is now banded from starting her own criminal empire in the school. We've already got Kouta's yakuza. We don't need another damned crime family in this school.
39A. What was that?- Miharu
39B. Nothing- Ms. Takahashi
(Somehow, using all of the contacts and spies that she had in the school, Miharu ended up gathering up all of the lesbians in the school, as well as those already under her employ, and ended up making her own yakuza known as the Shimizu Syndicate. Their first actions were to beat up and dissolve what was left of the FFF, making their threat to couples out there no more in the event known as the Dissolution. While all the couples in the school and the girls of the Akiharem were happy to see the FFF finally brought to an end, all were weary of the syndicate, and have steered clear of it. The Shimizu Syndicate is currently at war with Kouta's yakuza, but while the most that the war has gotten to is slap fights and pranks, all students are advised to steer clear of the 2 crime families.)
40. Could all members of the Ambassador club please surrender their items to the school faculty effective immediately. We get the whole, "Wanting some goddamn peace and quiet", thing, but do you really need a flat screen TV, a video game console, and a minifridge?
40A. You will never understand our pain- Yoshiko
40B. Never- Akihisa
40C. Oh hush yourself, you've got a member of the Akiharem in here. If anything you need to go to give the rest of us some peace and quiet- Miharu
40D. For the last time, I don't have a harem!- Akihisa
40E. Sweetie, we're literally called the Akiharem. It's a play on words and everything. We've worked for that punny name, and we would like to be recognised for that- Yuuko
40F. I- B-But... I-I- Akihisa
40G. {SMOOCH} There we go, baby... And besides, Miharu, you're one to talk. You're in charge of a mafia made up almost entirely of lesbians, meaning you've got a harem of your own. If anything, you're the bigger problem- Yuuko
40H. Hey, at least I ain't bringing work into here- Miharu
40I. You think our love is work?- Yuuko
40J. Aren't all harems busy work?- Miharu
40K. Huh, good point- Yuuko
(It turned out that Year 2 Ambassadors Akihisa Yoshii, Yuuko Kinoshita, Miharu Shimizu, and Yoshiko Mikami had started up their own secret club known as the Ambassador Club, taking up residence in one of the disused classrooms in the old buildings, and refurbishing it with many items from either Class A or their own pockets, but keeping it secret from everyone else, as a way to escape from the stress of everyday school life, and get some personal time alone and peace and quiet. When they were eventually found out, they were dancing to the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse soundtrack. Everyone agreed with their choice of music.)
Let's be honest here, lads and ladettes and everything in between, the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse soundtrack was musical gold! What's Up Danger, Sunflower, and Familia are currently my favourite songs.
