Trying to get most of the chapters up by tomorrow night :)

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Chapter 4 The party..

It had been awhile since Larxene had knocked out Marluxia. He had finally awoken on the night of the big party. Which was probably for the best, because once Marluxia started ranting and raving on about how Axel and Demyx had been having gay sex in the room next to him, everyone thought he was drunk. "I swear! I heard moans!" Marluxia growled, glaring at both Demyx and Axel. Both were standing next to each other drinking some wine. Weird, considering there was Vodka, and all kinds of Rum. Which was bought/stolen from Port Royal. Luxord was sitting at a round table with Zexion, and Vexen. Vexen was slightly red in the face from drinking.

Zexion hadn't touched a thing. Remembering what happened at last years party..

..Flashback..

"Whooooooo! C'mon Mar! Help me take these clothes off!" Shouted a drunken Zexion from the dinning table. He was in only boots and boxers and would have removed them, if Lexaeus hadn't calmed him down.

..End Flashback..

Zexion shuddered thinking about it. He was embarrassed once, and didn't need it again. That is something you'd expect like from a member say Axel, or maybe even Xigbar. Though the young pyro, was with the nocturne. Lovers apparently, but he wouldn't say that out loud. Everyone thought things were going on, but Axel would deny it, saying Demyx has exotic dreams about him. Though he was getting tired of hiding it from everyone. Sooner or later everyone would know.

"HEEeY-Ey! LEts DANce GorgEous!" A drunken Xemnas, Yes XEMNAS. The cool, calm, ruler of castle oblivion was drunk. Hitting on Larxene. Larxene wasn't amused. She didn't like the fact that the superior was hitting on her. But the evil looks Saix was sending towards her didn't make her anymore comfortable. "Uhm.. Xemnas sir, no thanks.." She backed away. Xemnas smiled stupidly.

"Aww c'mon, DontCHA WAaant a Ride on THE MANSEX?" He said moving towards her. "..Oh My God!" Larxene ran off screaming something about her ears bleeding. Saix smiled, and walked over to Xemnas, "Noo.. But I'd dance With you!" Xemnas looked up at him, eying him hungerily. "yOUr ONE HOT MAMA!" Saix stared at him dumbfounded. Did he really look that much like a girl? "'Ow's about me AN YOU, Go.. have.. some FUN!" Saix blushed. "X-Xemy-kun.. I I thought you'd never ask?" Saix squealed like a school girl, that just got told she'd never have her period again. ( Boy wouldn't that be fun? )

Grabbing Xemnas by the arm he teleported them to his bed room chambers. The last anyone heard them say was. "Boy, YOU ARe DEmAndIIIng.."

Zexion glared at Luxord, who glared back at him. "Well.. Flip the card damnit!" Luxord shouted. Zexion knew he would have a slap. They were playing Egyptian Rat Screw. They didn't have betting money to play any gambling card games, so they settled for this. Zexion flipped the card as fast as he could, but Luxord slapped it before he could. "HA! MINE!"

"Damn it!" Zexion hit Luxords hand with his own. Causing Luxord to pull back his hand and hiss at Zexion. "It's not my fault, you have slow reflexes."

"Luxord, you smell of Xaldin..." Luxord pushed the card pile towards Zexion mutter curse words. Zexion smiled. Vexen just stared at them. "I c-can't even calculate..how this..game..works.." He was drunk, no wonder he couldn't think straight. Normally the scientist didn't attend these kinds of things but Xemnas had insisted he did so.

"No one wanted to hear that anymore. Xigbar was currently walking on the ceiling stripping to music. Anyone who would be stupid enough to look up, got mooned, sunned, the whole 9 yards. Literally. Xaldin thought he was going to be sick, having seen Xigbar's naked white ass. He was stopped short of gouging his own eyes out with his lances, if Lexaeus hadn't stopped him. "It'll be alright, Xaldin. Use him as target practice."

Xaldin grinned wickedly, and did so. The next thing the other members knew, Xigbar never walked on ceilings ever again. Roxas was sitting in his room. Not wanting to attend the party, he didn't like being around drunken retards. So he just sat and played video games. Shortly after he started playing, there was a knock at the door. Roxas paused is game, and went to open the door, but was pounced on by a drunk Zexion.

"Oh my god! GET MY PANTS OFF ROXY-BAAABY!" He was red in the face beyond belief, Roxas was too stunned to speak. Finally when he did, he realized Zexion's hands were under his shirt. "HEY! Get off me!" He pushed Zexion away, who fell to the floor giggling insanely. Apparently the quiet nobody had a wild streak in him.

Roxas backed away from him. "I knew I shouldn't have opened the door.." He kicked himself mentally. He turned to look back at Zexion who was missing. "Oh No!" Roxas shouted worriedly. "Oh YEs!" Zexion pounced on him from behind. "FUCK ME!" Roxas's face went blank, and just turned stiff. Zexion giggled, then waved a hand in front of his face. Roxas was a blank slate. He had fainted standing up.

Luxord came running up to Axel. "HEY! Have you seen Zexion?" Axel thought, then shook his head. "Emo boy? Naw, haven't seen him. Why?" Luxord cursed. "He's drunk off his ass. Gone! Obliterated! In happy land!" Demyx groaned. "..Great! I still remember last year!" Axel sighed. "Yeah, that was funny though." Demyx smiled agreeing. "Yeah, completely." Luxord glared at them both. "If you don't help me, things could go horribly wrong!"

Then they heard a girlish scream. Axel turned to where it came. "ROXAS!" He went running off. Demyx ran after him, Luxord did as well. When the three arrived at Roxas' door, Axel bust it down with his foot. Zexion was laying in bed with Roxas who looked like he'd never blink again.

"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

...One day later...

Xemnas had called a meeting, and that it was everyone's responsibility to come. If not there would be dire consequences. "I'm here to discuss the party the other night." Roxas twitched, and held his knees to his chest whimpering. Zexion turned red and looked even more mortified. Saix looked happier then ever. Axel sighed as well as everyone else.

"I do not think we need anymore of these parties. Too many things have happened that didn't need to." He coughed glaring at Saix. "I have seemed to lost my "Non existent Virginity" To Saix." Saix grinned evilly, licking his lips at Xemnas who turned red in return. "A-Any way! Roxas, had a misfortune with Zexion, that I'm sorry happened." Roxas pulled his hood over his head and cried silently to himself. Zexion wanted to die just there. Not only had he fucked his friend, he wasn't gay or so he thought. Axel looked at Marluxia who was snickering.

"Xemnas Sir, maybe this would be a good time to tell you that Axel and Demyx are having an affair." Demyx spit out the glass of water he had summoned. Axel was enraged. He wanted to tell everyone not Marluxia do it. Xemnas stared at them in awe. "Is this true 8, 9?" Roxas looked up at Axel with a hurt expression. "...NO!" He shouted. "HOW COULD YOU! I ...I LOVED YOU..." Roxas stood on his chair pointing to Axel who looked more ashamed of imself for not telling Roxas. "I..I'm sorry Roxas..."

"Roxas left the meeting feeling rejected, which he thought was funny for he didn't have a heart.

Axel growled at Marluxia. "YOU FAT PINK BASTARD!" Demyx gasped. "Axel! "Shut up Demyx!" Axel spat to him. He wasn't in the mood to deal with anyone. He wanted to kill Marluxia. Xemnas beamed at them. "THAT is quiet enough No. 8!" "BUT HE-" "ENOUGH!" He shouted, silencing everyone's whispers.

"I am not mad at this affair, but I will not tolerate this in my meeting room!" Saix shook his head in agreement. "If anything take it outside.." He glared at Axel. At least he wasn't the only gay one around now days.. Axel pointed to Marluxia. "You, me outside. NOW!" He disappeared. Demyx reached out, but it was too late, he was gone. Demyx cursed and followed him.

Marluxia grinned, and did as well, meeting them in the backyard. "I'm going to kick your ass, and when every bone in your body is broken, and I've charred your stupid ass plants, and embarrassed you in front of everyone. I will make sure you never come out of your room again!" He growled, summoning his Chakrams. "Got it Memorized?"

Marluxia glared, summoning his Scythe. "Axel, you talk to much." He said and floated at him Scythe striking, But Axel only jumped back throwing flaming chakrams at him. "BURN!" He shouted. Demyx appeared, running over to the battle scene. Axel was pissed, but Marluxia didn't care. He was having difficulty fighting the Pyro as it is. He sent flower petals at him, but Axel burned them.

He ran at him, using Chakrams to hit him, ripping his coat, getting a little bit of Marluxia's flesh.

"Hey Marluxia!" Demyx yelled at him. Marluxia stupid enough to listen did so and turned to face him, but was then on fire.

Axel charred his ass. Letting him burn, before Demyx put him out. Marluxia was bald. And he was twitching madly. "m-My HAIR!" He sat up. Feeling for it. "YOU ASSHOLE YOU BURNT MY HAIR OFF!" Axel grinned and nodded taking Demyx in his arms. "Damn straight! OH! Hey Marluxia." He said making sure he had his attention. "I love Demyx, and nothing you do will ever make that change." With that he kissed Demyx in front of him. Marluxia screamed, running off.

Demyx smiled. "T-Thank you Axel.." He was blushing, but embraced him. "I think we need to go talk things out with Roxas.." Axel sighed, "Yeah.."

To be continued...

Me: WHoot, Okay so this chapter was kind of weird but I liked it. And no I don't hate Marluxia, I just wanted him to be the bad guy. xD