Kamek knew he couldn't admit defeat, he had been searching for hours for Princess Peach's soul, but just when the signal from his wand felt the strongest, it vanished. He wasn't sure what to make of it. He came back to the castle to seek the advice of Kammy, his long-time mentor. He carefully walked down the hallway to her room. If Lord Bowser saw him there he would be toast.

Just as he was about to knock on her door, a tall figure opened the door. She had long blond hair and light blue eyes. She wore deep purple robes, split down the side to reveal sparkling purple heels. On her head was a witch's hat, and in her hand she held a long wand with a ruby tip.

"Princess Peach! But how- you were there- and then- and"

"Calm yourself Kamek, do you not recognize the most powerful witch in all of Dark Land?"

"Kammy?"

"Well sonny, it certainly isn't Glenda Goodwitch. Ah ha ha."

"What are you doing with Princess Peach's body?"

"Bowser said I could borrow it while you looked for its original owner. It fits me well, doesn't it?"

"Well you certainly aren't an old hag anymore."

"ex-CUSE ME!"

"GAH! I mean - uh, you look wonderful!"

"That's better. Now, what brings you back here, have you found her?"

"Not quite, I almost had her, but her signal suddenly vanished."

Kammy's expression changed to one of worry. "Oh dear, so it has already happened."

"What has?"

"The fusion of souls my dear Kamek."

"I'm sorry?"

"Tell me dear, how are Boos formed?"

"If a soul has been without a body for too long, it goes insane and turns into a Boo." Kamek said. Boos were the subject of his college dissertation. Of course he would know that.

"Yes, and Princess Peach would likely know that. So her soul must've found another host, and since there weren't any soulless bodies nearby, she would've had to share."

"So? I still should have been able to locate her."

"You almost did, but you found her too late. Souls are naturally attracted to each-other. This is why we create friendships and alliances. If there is no barrier between two souls, the pull grows too strong. Each soul collides with the other and they merge. The result is a new soul that shares the properties of the originals, but is completely unique."

"So the Princess is gone?"

"I am afraid so, it seems you failed."

She was right, with the Princess gone he was going to have to face Bowser's wrath.

"I will come with you, I don't want Lord Bowser to roast my young protégé."

The two carried on down the hall, Kamek feared the worst. Kammy, however was happily skipping along, enjoying the youth, and the power that came with it.

As they entered the Main chamber, Bowser turned to the duo with a glimmer of hope in his eyes. "Do you have her."

The solemn look on Kamek's face answered his question quickly. "Ok then." He turned and walked away. Head hung low. Not expecting the magical bolt about to strike him. "AUGH!" He screamed as he fell into a slump on the floor.

"KAMMY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?"

"Ah ha ha! Isn't it obvious, I never really had the power to take him down before, but now I do. This kingdom, then the Mushroom Kingdom, then the world will be under my rule."

Kamek couldn't believe what he was seeing, one of Bowser's most loyal subjects, mercilessly striking him down in a bid for his throne. Kammy raised her wand at the blue robed magikoopa. "Sorry to do this, but I can't have any witnesses."

A quick hand gesture was all he had time to do. With a flick of his wrist he vanished, he knew he couldn't take her alone.


Betrayal! Who knew the hag had it in her? Every time I write lines for Kammy, I hear Lucahjin's interpretation. Same goes for Bowser.

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