Hey guys! I am so glad to be back online! My Internet was off for God knows how long, because of the stupid Internet Company's problems and it took them ages to fix it! Do you know how annoying it is when you can't email your online friends? Or download music? Or read fanfiction! It's pure punishment! Anyway…

Here's the third chapter, you been waiting for it, so here it is…

Z Star.


Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar or its characters. And the power puff girls (You'll know what I'm talking about soon)


WARNING: Nothing to worry about in this chapter! It's completely safe… Oh but there are three guards who are like Ozai's Angels. Don't worry they're not Gary-Stues, well at least I hope not… Tell me if they are.

Chapter Three: The Rowdy Ruff Boys and The Fat Guy in the Purple Suit

"D-dumb, d-dumb, d-dumb d-dumb d-dumb, d-duuuuuuuummmmmmmb!"

"Will you shut up!" Azula growled, glaring daggers at me.

"No." I giggled.

"Shh! They'll hear us!" Aang chided, peering over the grey wall. He spied on the first set of guards.

There three guys there. The one standing in the middle was strong, focused with cool, cruel looking demeanour. He definitely looked like the leader of the group (Cough!Azula!Cough!).

Then there was the second guy standing on his left. He bore a smile on his face, as he giggled to himself. He seemed to enjoy flicking his long hair about in a playful manner (Cough!TyLee!Cough!).

But on the right side of the leader did not look so cheerful. His expression was blank, almost bored looking. He certainly didn't look like the happy go lucky one of the group. (Cough!Mai!Cough!)

"Do those guys remind you of anyone?" Aang asked aloud, scratching his head.

"They look like… GASP! US!" Azula shrieked in horror. "Those are cheap knock offs of us!" The Princess turned to her friends.

"Ok, whoever created these cheesy look alikes, needs more creativity." Mai stated, crossing her arms.

"HEY!" I shouted. "I'M DOING MY BEST HERE! SO SHUT UP IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DRESS YOU UP IN A TUTU AND DO OBSCENE THINGS!" The three guards lifted their heads, checking the perimeter.

"Shh! Shut up! You'll give us away!" The Blue Spirit snarled.

"Did you guys hear something?" The leader spoke.

"It came from other there, I think…" The melancholy one answered. The trio inched further toward us; we were screwed for sure.

"Uh oh!" Aang squeaked.

"What do we now? The element of surprise is lost!" I exclaimed. "And now I'm gonna beat up again by those guys!" I cringed, not enjoying the flashbacks.

"Hey look! There's the fan with the attitude! And what's this? Awe! She brought the power puff girls with her!" (1) The leader spoke pointing at Ozai's Angels, with a sneer. "Laugh my minions! Laugh!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" The other two guards chorused.

"… Oh no you didn't!" Mai hissed, venom dripping from her mouth, readying herself for a fight. "You did not just compare us to the Power Puff Girls!"

"Hehe, I think the Power Puff Girls are cute!" Ty Lee giggled, blushing at the 'compliment'.

"For your information, you overbearing commoner." Azula said coolly, with an air of malice. "I am Princess Azula, heir to the Fire Nation."

I am the heir to the fire nation! Me! Not you, you evil little wench! Zuko, I mean, the Blue Spirit screamed in his head.

"And these are my accomplices, Ty Lee and Mai." Azula continued. "But you can call us, Ozai's angels."

"Pfft! Hmm, haha!" Aang couldn't even hold back a twitter, but neither could Toph or me. And I swore that even The Blue Spirit cracked a grin… No wait that's just his mask…

"But you don't need a introduction, when we're about to kick your arse!" She smirked, pouncing on her prey. She attacked the first leader, unleashing a burst of lightening at him. I could gladly say I didn't want to be that guy.

He tried to block Azula's attacks, even with his awesome kung fu skills he was pitifully beaten to a pulp. I wonder how the other two will do without their leader?

"There's only one emo, emotionless assassin around here and that's me." (2) Mai dead panned, chucking her daggers at her apathetic counterpart. Without even moving an inch, he was pinned to the walls like a portrait. "That was SOOOOOOOOOOOO boring!"

"I would say damn you, but I'm too apathetic for that." Mai's double deadpanned.

"YAY! My turn! My turn!" Ty Lee chorused.

"You cannot defeat me! Tehehehehehe!" Her opponent giggled, running towards her, his fist charging toward Ty Lee. With a few quick movements, she grabbed her double tossing him to her side. Before he could even land and a few pokes in his joints and he was paralysed. The poor guy never stood a chance.

"Does this mean we win?"


Back at the front door, the ATLA cast wasn't having such an easy time…

"OMG! What is that smell!" Song screamed, covering her nose, everyone else mimicking everyone else.

"Ugh! It's disgusting!" Katara coughed, batting the air with her hand.

"I'M DYING! I'M DYING!" Sokka choked, collapsing onto the floor. Song came to his side, to check the warrior's pulse in case her medical skills would be needed.

"Oh Sokka, don't be such a Drama Queen!" Katara chided, rolling her eyes. Sokka rose from the floor, grumbling absurd things under his breath.

To answer Song's question, the sound of a toilet flushing was heard. Followed by the whistling of a tune. Admiral Zhao emerged the boy's bathroom with a newspaper in hand, the stink following behind. There was the culprit!

"What did I miss?" He asked the crowd. "I heard you all screaming for you lives while I was in the bathroom."

"Oh nothing, just suffocating from your fumes and being chased by ravenous fans. But we were just FINE!" Sokka exclaimed.

"Thanks to Z Star." Katara said, crossing her arms. "You'd be real handy in a crisis, you know that?"

"Kids have no respect these days." Admiral Zhao sneered. "So if this 'Zed' Star is so brave and quick in a crisis, where is she now? Where is this so called 'rescuer'?"

"SHE is actually helping us to get out of here." Song butted in with her hands on her hips. "She wants to help us get the break we deserve." The admiral howled with laughter.

"A fan! Helping us! You all must be dumber then I thought! You're just letting yourselves fall into a trap. She'll end up taking something from you all, you'll see."

"Is that why she's inside with our friends, helping them face who knows what? Just so she can stand up to Michael and Bryan for us?" Sokka inquired, knowing he had outsmarted the nippless one. (3)

"… So! It could still be a trap…" Zhao grumbled.

"Well you won't have to worry." Song smirked. "Because Aang, Toph, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee and The Blue Spirit are in there, making sure everything is taken care of." The admiral's eyes widened, paralysed into silence. The bliss lasted for several minutes; Sokka waved a hand in front of the monkey's face.

"Wow Song! What did you say to him?" Sokka asked.

"I don't know…" The confused girl said, scratching her head.

"The… T-Th, T-The, THE BLUE SPIRIT!" Zhao screamed at the top of his lungs. "I KNOW WHO THE BLUE SPIRIT IS! THAT TRAITOR IS NONE OTHER THEN THAT BAN-"

WHACK!

With a flick of her wrist, Katara dangled her water whip dangerously over the unconscious Zhao.

"Katara? What did you do that for!" Sokka said, shocked and surprised, and overjoyed at the same time. Finally Zhao would stop stinking up the joint for five minutes.

"Well Z Star left me a note telling me that if Admiral Zhao mentioned the Blue Spirit, that I had to smack him upside the head." Katara explained. "Besides, I can't have him reveal my sexy, blue masked hero's identity can I? It would ruin his mysteriousness." She giggled, smirking as she put her weapon away. Sokka just stood there, not knowing whether to be utterly disgusted or infuriated. Instead he fainted.

"You go girl." Song giggled, giving her new gal pal a low high five.

"G-girls…" Sokka shuddered in his half conscious form.

Poor Sokka…


"All right! We're on level two!" I cheered. "I didn't even get this far."

"Well duh, you're normal teenaged girl with no powers or skills in martial arts." Mai pointed out.

"Hey! For your information I took self-defence classes! And I'm pretty strong too!" I said flexing my muscles. "And all my friends think I'm a good fighter too!"

"Well I'll ask them if you are." Mai countered.

"Good luck with that! To them you don't even exist!" The assassin just rolled her eyes and kept walking.

"Really?" Ty Lee asked.

"Well, they're not anime/cartoon fans." I grinned. "They don't talk about it, or watch them, but they're fun and good for everything else. Besides that's what my online friends are for!" I grinned. Gotta love my online buddies. You know who you are guys! (PS. you're also my friends for other reasons, not just because of Animes.)

"Hey, nobodies here!" Aang stated. The door past level two was wide open. No one was there! No one protected the next level.

"Could this be any easier?" Azula grinned. "Who would he dumb enough to leave this place unattended?"

"Wait…" Toph interrupted, leaning towards the ground. "I feel something… It's coming this way! And it's huge!"

"Uh-oh…"

Out of nowhere, an earthquake shaked the hallway; everyone grabbed the closest thing to prevent themselves hitting the floor. The building kept shaking and shaking, but then came to a complete stop. That wasn't an earthquake. Toph was right…

Something was coming this way…

It was huge (And fat)…

It was a big guy… A VERY big guy.

"What the hell are you doing here?" The second guard asked, before taking a bite of his donut that he held in one hand, the other holding a cup of coffee.

"Um…" Everyone chorused together, except Azula and the Blue Spirit.

"I'll handle this…" Azula stepped forward, feeling confident she could beat this big brute.

"Careful Azula! Don't insult him in any way… I don't want to break my legs again." I grimaced, having another flashback from this morning.

"No problem…" She turned to the guy in the purple suit. "Listen here tubby! We want to see Michael and Bryan! Now!" Azula stabbed her finger hard into guard's stomach. "If you don't take us to them, I will electrocute your fat arse right now!"

"… We're dead…" Aang groaned, while everyone decided it was a good idea to hide behind the Blue Spirit, even me!

"Goodbye bones…" I whimpered.

"Azula's not very smart is she?" Toph asked, causing the Blue Spirit to cackle.

"Haha, no she isn't."

"Hmm." He sounds awfully familiar…Mai thought, eyeing the ninja. Doesn't he sound like…? Nah! He couldn't… That's just stupid, why would he go around in a blue mask?

All of a sudden Mai's eyes were off the Blue Spirit and came onto her menacing friend. Before Azula could send sparks through her fingertips, large fingers wrapped around hers, imprisoning her whole hand.

"I wouldn't make fun of other people's asses if I were you." Guard number two growled.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Azula shrieked, squirming under the large man's iron grip. "Let go of me you barbaric beast!"

"Hmm, let me think about it. No."

"I AM THE FIRELORD'S DAUGHTER! LET GO OR MY FATHER WILL BARBEQUE YOU!"

"Lady, that's counts for nothing around here and the way Michael and Bryan have bribed your Father, he ain't gonna do nothing."

In the background everyone burst laughter, sitting back and enjoying the show. I got to admit, Azula deserves what she's getting. Especially for picking on her brother! Poor Zuko… Anyway! I didn't think anyone was going to anything to help her, not even me! Well… maybe I would have… After a couple of hours…

I wouldn't have even got past the first guards without her. And I'm not that mean… But it wouldn't be me stepping up to rescue her.

"We've got to do something." Aang said.

"What? After all the things she's done to us?" Toph spoke aloud. "You're crazy! Azula would NEVER even think about helping you out!"

"I know… But I'm the Avatar! And that means I have to look after all creatures, big or small, beautiful or ugly, good or evil, human or Azula…" Aang declared in a heartfelt speech.

"RIGHT ON AANG!" I cheered, punching the air.

"So how about it Toph? You said you wanted to take down a big guy…" Aang smiled, inviting the Blind Bandit. The pair exchanged smiles, letting the moment waft back and forward, after Aang reached out for her hand.

Hmm…

That moment is a little TOO friendly for them just to be friends. I brand this as a romantic moment! Ha! Take that! Fascist Anti Taangs…

"Sigh… Aang you know I can't see your puppy dog eyes… But all right, let's kick that big guy's big fat butt!" Toph grinned.

"AWW! LOOK AT THEM! AREN'T THEY CUTE?" I squealed.

"Fan girl much?" The Blue Spirit spoke, crossing his arms.

"All right, all right." I said. "I need to calm down, I know!"

So another battle commenced! Airbender and earthbender vs. THE BOULDER!

"Hey! That's the Boulder's title! The Boulder will not have the author of this story, steal his title for another character!" The boulder proclaimed.

All right Boulder, calm down. It's airbender and earthbender vs. … THE FAT GUY IN THE PURPLE SUIT! He tossed Azula aside, and the Princess ran away to hide.

"That's better!" After The Boulder's approval, the battle continued!

"The Blind Bandit takes the first step, sending a collision of rocks in The Fat Guy in the Purple Suit's way, oh and he takes a hit! He's down on the floor, but I don't think he's out yet! Oh, oh… He's getting up! Oh and he's slam dunking Toph! She's being crushed under The Fat Guy in the Purple suit's weight! That's gotta hurt!" I commented, as if we were in The Earth Rumble Six-tournament arena and not the ATLA headquarters.

"What are you doing?" Ty Lee asked.

"Commenting! Wanna help me?" I grinned.

"Sure!" Ty Lee agreed. "It doesn't seem The Fat Guy in the Purple Suit is going to let up, Toph is beating against that boulder of fat, but it's no use! She's down for the count!"

"Sifu Toph!" Aang cried.

"Pupil Aang!" Toph choked, reaching her hand out. "I cannot fight him Aang! He's too heavy and I can't summon any earth over this concrete floor. You're just gonna have to do it all on your own. I'm sorry Aang…" And Toph passed out under The Fat Guy in the Purple Suit's butt.

"No!" Aang cried.

"Haha! That's what you get when you try to outsmart me." The Fat Guy in the Purple Suit sneered, while sat comfortably on his new, favourite chair. His smart remark enflamed something in Aang, something he never felt before. Actually he felt it before but he could not recall when he had…

His eyes and tattoos started to glow; a hurricane of wind surrounded him trapping everything in its path… Aang had gone into the Avatar State.

"Aang smash!" Aang cried out, heading towards The Fat Guy in the Purple suit.

"… Dang…" He said, before being swooped up by Aang's airbending and sent shooting out the window. "I'll get you for this!"

"Pfft, yeah right! Like he'd come back just to get revenge!" I scoffed.

"You know you've just jinxed us, right?" Mai butted in.

"… D'oh!"

A few seconds later, we calmed down Aang and brought him out of the Avatar State. Poor Aang was awfully tired and worried about his friend.

"Toph… is Toph ok?" He asked.

"She'll be fine. Hey maybe you should give her mouth to mouth!" Everyone turned and looked at me like I was the craziest person in the room (Besides Azula).

"… You're insane aren't you?" Aang asked.

"Well in my fanfics, pretty much…" I shrugged.

"She'll be fine!" Azula snapped. "No need to make Z Star's sick fantasies come true."

"Hey! Me and about 70 of the population of fanfiction have those fantasies cause we can! So ha!" I taunted sticking my tongue out. I don't know whether those statistics are actually true, but eh, they don't know that do they? (Winks).

"Someone will just have to carry her until she wakes up." The Blue Spirit said.

"I volunteer Aang!" Ty Lee said. The Avatar glared at the acrobat, who just replied by smiling at him sweetly. "What's the matter Aangie? Don't you want to carry your girlfriend?"

"ARGH!" Aang growled, digging his nails into his head. If he wasn't a monk… He picked up Toph, sitting her on his back and strutting off. "Can we go already!"

"Aha! He didn't deny that Toph was his girlfriend! Aha!" Ty Lee pointed out, pointing an accusing finger. Aang kept quiet, but his re, burning cheeks didn't.

"…Ty Lee, we might make a Taang fan out of you yet!" I grinned.

"Oh dear God…" Azula snarled, slapping her forehead. As if she wasn't already annoying enough!

"Can we get back to getting an audience with Michael and Bryan?" The Blue Spirit butted in. "We'll take all day with this…"

"Hmm, no, no. There's only one more level to go. It's the hardest one, and we'll need your ninja skills Blue!" I said.

"Don't call me Blue."

"Sorry."

"Let's break down that door!" Aang exclaimed. "Toph-Oh wait a minute, I forgot you were unconscious." The boy laughed at his own simple-mindedness.

"I'll take care of it!" The Blue Spirit said. He stepped back a few steps, before plunging towards the door. With a loud knock, he collided with the metal doors and bounced back onto the floor. "… Ow…"

"… Ok I think that door is locked." Aang said.

"Oh really?" Azula said sarcastically. "And I thought the Blue Idiot was just dumb enough not to open the door first."

"… You are really that stupid aren't you?" I asked.

"What did you say!"

"Nothing."

End Of Chapter Three

I saw a fan art of Azula and her girls as the power puff girls! If you want to see what they look like as cute powder puffs, you can find the picture in Isaia's gallery on Deviant Art. Great artist, she won't be hard to find (I think you've all heard of her before anyway).

Ok, I should know this but what does emo mean? I know it's something to do with angst, but can someone give me a definition?

I got that nickname for Zhao, from SleeplessDragon4Ever and ShadowCat's talk show fic, read it if you want some good laughs (And hard core Zutara).

Haha, you thought you were gonna see some ninja action, didn't you? I'm sorry but that won't be still the next chapter. Goodbye and don't kill me! I will update as soon as possible... I'm leaving for Greece next week!