Woohoo! Chapter 4! Its sharky's turn!
Kisame- The little goldfish
Kisame lay on his bed quietly. He was thinking about what he would eat today. He didn't feel like eating human food or any of the fish he had in the giant aquarium in his room. Then he got an idea; he needed to get some new fish! After that he quickly got dressed and went to go see the leader.
With Pein...
Pein sat in his large meeting room with Konan. She was trying to teach him how to make a paper crane but so far the best thing he had made was a crumpled ball of paper.
Needless to say Pein was in a very bad mood and he was ready to snap. The only reason he didn't start yelling at Konan was that she had threatened to shove a million paper cranes up his ass if he did.
Suddenly, Kisame ran into the room with a huge grin on his face. Now lets see, Pein needed to yell at someone but not Konan so that leaves... Kisame. Pein stood up and before Kisame could even say one word Pein yelled, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
Kisame's grin temporarily disappeared but then he bowed and ran out of the room. Pein had told him to get out and he could do that. So unintentionally Pein had just allowed him to leave the Akatsuki base to get more fish. Nice.
Later...
Kisame walked into Itachi's room with an insanely large grin on his face. One reason for such an extreme facial expression was that he was going to buy fish and the other was that Itachi was sleeping.
Meaning Kisame had the honour of waking the Uchiha up. Kisame stood beside the bed before bending down and into Itachi's ear he yelled, "WAKE UP POOKIE!"
Immediately Itachi woke up and for some unknown reason he screamed, "MADARA NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!" Kisame twitched and then said, "So Itachi, now that you're up wanna come with me to go get fish?"
Itachi slowly stood up, turned to glare at Kisame and after a second he realized that Madara was not here he said in a deadly calm voice, "Kisame, why do you lie to me?"
Then he activated his Sharingan and Kisame gulped, maybe this was a bad idea. Itachi began walking toward Kisame, who now looked like he just crapped his pants and then he said, "Yes I'll come with you, but only if you beg."
Kisame just stood there shocked but then when he saw Itachi's smirk he realized he was serious and he sighed. Then Kisame cleared his voice and in a high pitch he said, "Oh please Itachi-sama come with me to go buy fish!"
Itachi seemed content with that and he kicked his partner out of the room so he could go get dressed.
"Kisame, how did you get leader to let you go in the first place?" Itachi asked after a long amount of silence.
Their leader almost never let them leave the base on personal whims. Kisame chuckled and then said, "He was in an extremely good mood."
With Pein...
Meanwhile, back at the base Pein was 'in an extremely good mood'. He was just about ready to blow the entire base up and he was close to praying for lighting to strike Konan.
She kept trying to make him make that stupid paper crane and she had made it perfectly clear that he was not making it out of the room until he was done.
Then Tobi walked into the room cheerfully and in his fake voice he said, "Heeellloooo Pein-sama! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
Pein turned to face Tobi and after forgetting that Tobi was actually Madara he yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT".
Tobi said nothing for a while but then he took his mask off and in his deep Madara voice he said, "Care to say that to my face?" Pein shut his mouth quickly and then he looked down before saying, "Sorry leader-sama."
Then Madara put his mask back on and then in his Tobi voice he said, "Tobi forgives you! But now you have to go make Tobi cookies for yelling!" Pein groaned, when was this day going to end?
With Itachi and Kisame...
Itachi and Kisame were nearing the village where they sold living fish. Kisame was very excited about it and Itachi had to tell him multiple times not to 'giggle like a retard'.
Finally when they were in the village Kisame began running around all the fish stalls and he got many strange looks from the villagers. But then again, when didn't Kisame get strange looks? He was half shark for goodness sake.
Itachi walked behind him calmly, he was still determined not to draw attention to himself. Finally Kisame stopped running around and he stared at one fish in particular.
It was a beautiful pure gold goldfish and for a second Itachi wondered if Kisame had just fallen in love. He was looking at the fish with such passion in his eyes that Itachi was rather creeped out.
Then Kisame snapped out of his trance and he said, "I want this one! Give it to me now!" The vendor looked really scared but he gave the fish to Kisame and Itachi paid for it.
Then Kisame began running out of the village with Itachi just walking behind him. Somehow Itachi ended up getting to the Akatsuki base before Kisame, who now looked really scared.
All that running had shaken up the little goldfish and it looked like it was sick. Then Kisame ran straight to his room and dropped the little goldfish into his aquarium.
After that he spent the next hour staring at the poor thing while it swam around. Itachi was going to talk to Kisame but when he saw his staring at the fish he just shook his head and left.
Damn, he was surrounded by idiots.
With Pein...
Pein grinned smugly at Konan as she looked at the paper crane he had just made. She looked at him, sighed and then said, "Good job, you're done." Pein stood up and then said, "Finally, I'm free! In your face!"
Then he strut out of the room confidently but then stopped when he saw Tobi standing by the door. "Pein-sama! Time for you to make me cookies!" Tobi said cheerfully and Pein swore he could see the blood thirsty grin he had behind the mask.
Tobi followed Pein into their kitchen happily, this was much more fun then acting his age and he got free cookies too.
With Kisame...
Kisame stared at his little goldfish. It was the most beautiful thing in the world and he couldn't wait to eat it. However, his stomach turned at the idea of eating such a beautiful fish.
He sighed and shook his head, he was going to keep this fish forever and nothing was going to stop him.
With Tobi and Pein...
Back in the kitchen Tobi was thinking of causing even more turmoil in the base. He had seen Kisame run into the base with a fish and he had heard Kisame swear never to eat the fish.
It was clear the right now Kisame would give his life for the fish and this was the perfect opportunity to make him suffer.
Tobi ran out of the room and while Kisame went to go to the bathroom Tobi got the little goldfish and then ran back to the kitchen.
Pein gave him a confused look when he saw Tobi holding the fish in his hand. Then Tobi said, "I want fish cookies."
Pein shook his head; maybe all that power Madara gained had just gone to his head, making him insane. Pein then took the little fishy and put it into the cookie mixture.
Now he just hoped that Tobi would not make him eat this abomination. Then Pein quickly put the cookies on the tray and shoved them in the oven.
Tobi nodded happily and then said, "Now listen..." "AAAAHHHH WHERE IS MY FISH! NOOOOOOO!" Pein's eyes widened when he realized where Tobi had gotten the fish in the first place.
With Kisame...
Kisame had just gone on a quick potty break but when he had come back he had discovered that his little fish was gone. So he yelled into the air and then sat down on his bed to mope.
Then he quickly got up and began looking around the base. The fish could not have gone far. Eventually he had looked everywhere so he went to the kitchen because it smelled like cookies.
Tobi and Pein were in the kitchen and Pein was looking at the cookies he had just made. Tobi was looking at the cookies too but neither of them made a move to touch them even though they were cooled.
So since Kisame was hungry he said, "Can I have one?" Pein said nothing but Tobi picked up the largest cookie and gave it to Kisame before saying, "Yup! Tobi is a good boy because he shares!"
Kisame looked at the cookie and for some reason it had a small bump in it. He shrugged and took a bite of half the cookie. Pein shook his head and Tobi tried to resist the urge to laugh maniacally.
However, he failed so he settled for deep creepy chuckling instead. Kisame chewed the cookie slowly but then stopped when the unmistakable taste of fish entered his senses.
Then he quickly realized what the bump was, it was his little goldfish. He looked up at the chuckling for of Tobi and then he said in a deadly low voice, "You. Killed. My. Fish."
Tobi stopped chuckling, gulped and then ran out of the room quickly. Kisame followed soon after and Pein was left standing in the kitchen with a tray of fish cookies.
Then he picked up a couple of cookies and began walking back to the meeting room where Konan was. Time for revenge.
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