"Well there he is. Where have you been all afternoon?" Asked Randy
"I was over at the new nieghbors, the Jeffersons." replied Stan
"Oh are they nice people?" Asked Sharon
"Yea, it's just a dad and a son."
"O, well we're supposed to have the Broflovski's and the Stoche's over for dinner tonight. Maybe I'll invite Mister Jefferson too." Said Sharon.
AT DINNER....
"So Mister Jefferson I hear you moved here from Kentucky?" Asked Gerald
"Kentucky, yea." He replied
"I heard people say you were from Illinois." Said Randy
"No, that's ignorant. They're ignorant." He said
"What kind of work do you do Mister Jefferson?" Asked Chris.
"I'm retired now, but i was a, umm, Pharmacist." He replied
"Well the boys have seem to have taken a liking to you. You really seem to have a way with them." Said Sheila
"I just like identify so much with children, the innocence, the beauty, I think god is in the face of every child." He sat and stared.
"Mmmmm, Yea." Said Randy. Sharon Smiled.
"They are fun!" Said Sharon Trying to change the subject. "Boys, you okay in there?"
"Yea Mom we're fine!" Said Stan.
"Wow, theese are great! What are they called again?" asked Blanket
"TV dinners. Don't you wanna take that viel off so you can eat?" Asked Kyle
"Nah, I'm not supposed to, Dad says i'm supposed to keep my face hidden." Answered Door Rang. Stan Got up to get it. He answered the door it was Cartman.
"What the hell is going on? Are you having Mister Jefferson over for dinner?" Asked Cartman
"No My Parents are." Replied Stan
"You guys Better not try boger out my friendship. He is my friend. Got it? And I was friends with him before you ass holes were so..." Stan shut the door and sat back on the couch.
TO THE PARENTS....
"Hey you know, Coby Bryant was up in eagle again today." Said Gerald
"What do you think Mister Jefferson? Do you think Coby Is guilty or innocent?" Asked Randy
"uh"
"I think he's defenetly going to jail. I love seeing smug celbrities get their come up in's." Said Chris
"I think it's wrong what police do to wealthy black men." He said
"Oh come on Mister Jefferson, you're not one of those who think that the police go aroung framing rich black people just because their jealous?" Asked Gerald
"Yea! Because They're hearts are full of greed and they have doo doo in thier souls." He Said
