Chapter 4

Sorry to all the people that have been reading this I didn't know that the posting was down I though I had made it so every one could review thanks for pointing that out chic-10

also thanks for all your feed back Point- of tears and the next chapter will be way better then this, I just need to get a foot hold in this and more then likely Ill come back and rewrite this chapter when the mojo is better fowling. This Chapter four of Ron funny Pervy love and I hope you like it even if it is only a little.


Fred whipped his head around when the door to his room creaked open then sighed when Ron walked in. It was four in the morning and he had only one clue as to why his little brother would be wondering into his room. He moved over and let him climbed in bed with him.

"Ok Ronnie but, this is the last time got it?!" The older of the two said before rolling back over and going to sleep; it had only been two days ago that Draco had tried his little stunt and Ron wasn't the type to stay frightened of him or any one for that long, he just needed a little R&R and some time to think and forget… that was all.

By morning Gorge was bouncing on his twins bed singing both occupants names.

"Come you two get up already we don't want to miss breakfast do we?"

"No we don't but, would you mind not jumping on me?"

"Fine" was his reply and he went to land on Ron who grunted and tried to escape the bouncing teen above him only to have his ankles grabbed and then tickled.

"Mm up I am up, cut it out ha-ha: stop it! "… he finally snapped, causing the twins to play mock horror and hug each other, their eyes comically wide.


"Morning boys what's up?" Tenshi-he smiled as the three of the four brothers entered the room.

Percy and Harry were still not down to eat yet and she mildly wondered if one of them was dead yet and trying to hide the others body.

"Hey there Tenshi-he hi Hermione how are you both?"

The answer was cut short by a loud crashing sound and all eyes turned to the front doors as two bodies rolled in each punching and hitting the other.

"Oi isn't that Percy and Harry?" Fred mumbled not as worried a he should have been.

Both teens where throwing hard jabs at any part of the other that they could get to and to no ones surprise Harry seemed to be winning, that was until Percy managed to get a hold of one of the many earrings laced up the seething boys ear.

Once there he tugged down with enough force to produce a loud yelp, and a small droplet of blood pooled forth landing on Percy's white shirt. To no means was this over in Harrys' book, not by a long shot.

His ear was on fire and he meant to return to favor; with little effort even though the other was taller by at lest a foot, Harry rolled the other over and got him a floored half nelson before punching him square in his nose and landing anther in his rib cage. Ron cringed and moved to stop the fight, stopping only when Snape walked in to the room. It got deathly quite when the teachers' eyes landed on the too still rolling around like furl cats. "This is enough, both of you get up now!" he boomed but, was completely ignored.

The man moved forward and was about to part the two himself when Percy was kicked into the mans leg, sending him down in an ungraceful heap with the teen struggling to get back up, more than once smacking the instructor in the face in his rabid attempts.

Ron groaned and watched as Snape held tight to his brother and the very husk lunch lady grabbed hold of Harry and slapped him hard on his head with a wooden spoon to get the little bugger (she called all bad children this) to stop struggling.

The teacher was panting by time he finally go to his feet and grabbed a hold of both boys hair and began to drag them forward and out of the mess hall "No...fighting is allowed,(pant) allowed in school" the man hissed while dragging the two, towards the deans' office.

"Well it was nice knowing them" mumbled Ron just as Draco walked into the hall still blue but, starting to fade and just as hot pink head as the first day.

He couldn't help but, laugh and no one blamed him seeing as they were all laughing right with him. The youth turned with a snarl and reddening cheeks before forgetting food and stalked from the hall.


Ron didn't see Harry or his older brother Percy for the most of the day, the little tad bits that he did see of them they were moving large boxes around for the janitor and moping out the gym room.

Both twins sat on the entrance hall steps waiting for Percy and Harry to round the corner.

After a long day of hard labor they couldn't wait to poke a little fun at the two and find out what the next day held for them besides making up all the work that they'd missed.

Instead though they were met with a due of … smiling boys. Both teens cocked an eyebrow at one anther before Fred piped up. "Oi what's with the grinning? I though you two would still be at each others troths, with the way you were rolling around and all this morning."

"Yea what did that old tyrant feed you while you were in his office? Wasn't no drugs was it?" Gorge added on.

Glinting eyes looked over them before Harry spoke up. "I got my room changed thank you very much so now I can get a decent nights rest and Percy here can stay up and get up as early or late as he chooses with out me killing him and his computer."

Harry had his left ear done up in white medical tape while both had band aids along their jaws ad Percy and extra big one on his right eye where Harry had slugged him.

Booth twin owed with understanding before asking (at the same time)

"Well what room do you have now?"

By this time the four had moved down the stairs and were partly across the darkening school grounds.

"Emm not to sure, "he replied and once again removed a slim piece of paper from his pocket and looked at the writing;

"His print is like bloody chicken scratch I can never read a lick of it" he growled while flipping it over in the lamp light as they passed by.

"Well sorry but, were no good at it, Fred's the only one that gets anywhere close to reading it, but only if he's really in a bind" Percy looked at his watch as he said this and a mumbled tone and decided out loud, "We can make a trip to Rons' room he should be able to read it seeing as his writing is almost as bad.

Harry had never been to his new friends' room and decided this might be fun, besides the sooner he was told what was on the little slip the sooner he could get a good nights sleep with trying to kill his roomy.

In no time at all the four stood at the room ready to knock when the door opened, Ron in his gray Pjs' with a small rocket ship zipping across its pocket.

The top two buttons were undone showing off his tanned collar bone and a few scatted freckles. The green eyed teen had the sudden need to play connect the dots on his face and see just when and where the freckles stopped, how ever low that might take his he could only drool and hope.

"Hnn you still got those? I could have sworn mum made you throw those out" Percy corked an eyebrow as he said this and his little brother only blushed before clearing his throat; pulling Harry out of his perverted thoughts.

"It's none of your business so drop it, and what are you lot doing out side my room anyway? Lights' out will be called soon"

"Yea like you ever follow that rule your self "Gorge laughed and side stepped a slap aimed at his head.

Harry spoke up while handing him the paper, "Sorry mate but, I need you to read this so I can start moving my stuff tomorrow." His fingers brushed the others slightly, though the other ignored it and accepted the paper.

Raising an eyebrow he flipped it around and asked while reading. "What you got you room changed?"

"Yea he did but, none of us could read it" Fred sighed, while shooting a side glance at Harry. He'd seen the small touch, Gorge would have seen it as well and they wondered if they'd have to set him straight, no one but a Wesley picked on there kind thought they were both thinking and felt it was for a different reason.

For one reason or the other Rons' stomach pitched as the bold realization hit him in the gut.

"Well what does it say?"

"Umm well, your room is ahh… here with me"

Harry would have done a back flip if he was alone but, for now a wide smile was all he needed...

Frowning both twins looked at one anther. It seemed as though things just kept getting better.


This is very short but I had to post it anyway I need to keep the plot going and the four papers I had to do were not going to stop me from updating. Ill try to keep up regular updates and make better and longer chapters

Sorry Fearth.

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