Last Time on Total Drama Amazon, the forty new competitors begin their descent into the newest apocalyptic season of the world's hottest reality show ever. In their first challenge, the four teams had to climb up trees, and from there feed a group of jaguars. However in the end it was the Deadly Anacondas that came on top. Poor Tanya refused to feed the giant cats, and there for paid the ultimate price. Who will be the next one to be voted off? Which team will be triumphant? Is there a person out there who wasn't seen this show already? Find out on Total...Drama...Amazon!
Intro to TDA (to "I Wanna be Famous!" )
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
(The camera files past Chris and Chef arguing, them of a cliff and into a river)
You guys are on my mind
(Luna is seen swimming away from a group of piranhas)
You asked me what I wanted to be
(The camera moves from the river to the shore where Tyson and Candace are kissing each other, unaware that Tanya, Mary-Kate, Avonlea and Celia are hiding behind the trees giggling)
And now I think the answer is plain to see
(The cemara moves to a different part of the rainforest where Emma is walking, while Madeline is designing a dress while Caitlyn and Xander are watching, when Emma trips on a rock and lands on some mud which splash on Madeline's dress causing Madeline to attack Emma)
I want to be famous
(Camera moves to Ricky about to burn a bush while Isaac watches, when Vulcan jumps out of the bush and attacks Ricky)
I want to live close to the sun
(The camera moves to Chizu and Nigel playing chess, while Adam, Leo and Carol are talking in the background)
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Camera moves to Anthony screaming at Mertin, Crystal, River and Charlotte as they do push-ups)
Everything to prove nothing in my way
(Camera moves to Caleb and Joshua sing as Jinx, Faith and Fawn listen and Vanessa records it on her camera)
I'll get there one day
(Cora and Dylan are about to kiss when Fritzy knocks into Dylan while swinging on a wine knocking Dylan over)
Cause I want to be famous
(Amber is watch from the window of her team's cabin and smirking)
Nanana'nanaana nana nana
(Austin is looking at Parcilla while Nicholas picks his pocket.)
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
(Joseph and Orchid are running away from a Jaguar, while Drayden is drawing the scenario)
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous
(Day turns to night, Chris Maclean is standing next to a now brightly lit campfire, with the 40 campers sitting in a circle around him. The camera zooms out slightly, and the letters TDA appear, and you can faintly see the rest of the words inside their respective letters.)
[Whistle's to theme]
(The Amazing Sloths, Boys Side).
It was night time and all the boys where asleep. All except Mertin, who was on his laptop, sitting next to the window. Suddenly he felt a something on touch his shoulder, and when he turned to see who it was, he saw that it was Amber wearing a red silk night dress.
"Oh it's you, what do you want? Are you here to boast about how your team beat ours?" He asked annoyed.
"No. I'm here because I thought you would like this" Amber said, as she showed Mertin a piece of the giant chocolate jaguar, from the last challenge. Mertin's eyes widen if hunger. After eating nothing but Chef cooking since he got here, that piece of chocolate looked like paradise to him.
"GIVE ME THAT" He said, as he tried to grab it from Amber's hand, only for Amber to move it farther away from his hand.
"If you want it, then you'll have to do something for me" She said.
"Anything" Mertin said, causing Amber to smirk.
(Confessional)
Mertin: Hey after the horror I had to eat, I'd do anything for some real food.
Amber: Ha I knew he would agree. After all who wouldn't after yesterday's breakfast?
(Flash)
"Alright. I want you to..." Amber said, before whispering the rest into Mertin's ear, so that only he could hear.
"Sure I'll do it. Now give me that piece!" Mertin said trying to get the piece form Amber's hand.
"You hold you're end of the deal first, and then I'll give you your chocolate" Amber said as she walked back to her cabin.
(Later)
(The Deadly Anacondas)
Drayden was sitting on the grass drawing on his sketchbook, while Amber was leaning against a wall. Suddenly Celia came out of their cabin.
"Hey Celia how's it going?" Drayden asked the Matchmaker.
"Oh everything's fine Drayden, thanks for asking" Celia said blushing.
"Hey um do you guys know, where Jinx, Vulcan, Chizu, Nigel, Loki and Joseph are?" Amber asked.
"Loki went to pull a prank on Pracilla, Vulcan decided to go hunting, Nigel and Chizu are having a game of chess, Jinx is practicing her gymnastics and Joseph decided to see more of the rainforest" Celia answered.
"Good to know" Amber answered. That's when Mertin came along, with a computer disc in his hands.
"Here it is, now give it to me!" He said impatiently.
"It's all yours" Amber said, as she gave him the piece, and he gave her the disc.
"What was that about?" Celia asked curiously.
"Nothing special" Amber replied.
(Confessional)
Celia: You know I can't tell why, but something tells me, that Amber is up to no good. Maybe all she needs is a boyfriend.
Amber: Ha if only Celia knew. If only.
(Flash)
Suddenly Vulcan came out of the rainforest, with Ricky (Who had a black eye) in hand.
"Don't you ever burn anything again" Vulcan shouted at Ricky.
"Ok I won't" Ricky said, crossing his fingers behind his back. When Amber saw Vulcan she smirked.
(Confessional)
Ricky: Man and I thought my mom would be mean, when she would ground me and take away my matches.
(Flash)
"Hey thanks for that chess game Nigel, maybe we can have another sometime after today's challenge" Chizu said as she and Nigel walked in front of Amber, Celia and Drayden.
"Sure" Nigel responded, causing Chizu to blush.
"Hey Chizu could you follow me for a minute, I would like to talk to you" Amber asked.
"Sure" Chizu said. Just then Jinx came walking from the rainforest.
"Jinx I'd like to speak with you too" Amber said, causing Jinx to follow her.
"What do you think they're gonna talk about?" Celia asked Drayden.
"Who knows" Drayden said while he kept drawing.
"Hey what are you drawing?" Celia asked, causing Drayden to blush and cover his sketchbook.
"Um nothing" He quickly responded.
"Ok then. Well I think I'll go find Loki, before he tries anything crazy" Celia said. With her goon Drayden uncovered his sketchbook, to reveal he was drawing Celia.
(Confessional)
Drayden: I'd would like to tell Celia the truth, but who knows if she feels the same way about me?
(Flash)
The three girl walked until they arrived somewhere in the rainforest. Just then Amber saw Joseph walking around the Rainforest. "Hey Joseph, come here" Amber said, which made Joseph do so.
"So Amber what do you wanna talk about?" Chizu asked.
"A thought just occurred to me. If we join forces and work together, then we will have a better chance at winning" Amber answered.
"Wait are you asking us, to form an alliance?" Joseph asked.
"Precisely. Besides when we merge, you guys will have bigger chances at getting voted off. Chizu you are intelligent and intellectual, which makes you more likely to win the challenged that receiver thinking. Jinx you are a living symbol of bad luck, which might make you more disliked by most people. And you Joseph you are extremely good looking, which might cause some tension from the males. If you guys join me then I'll keep you safe. And then when one of us wins, we'll split the money. So, are you guys in?" Amber asked outstretching her left hand.
"Yeah I'm in" Joseph said placing his hand on top of Ambers.
"Me too" Jinx said placing her hand on top of Josephs.
"Me three" Chizu said placing her on top of Jinxs.
"Then it's settled" Amber said smirking.
(Confessional)
Jinx: Amber has a point; if we work together we'll win this thing no problem.
Chizu: Great now that we've formed our alliance, we can get to know each other better.
Joseph: Ha stupid, stupid Amber. When the time is right, I'll double cross her and take all the money for myself.
Amber: Excellent. Now that I have my elite team, nothing will stop me. All I need now is my last member.
(Flash)
All of the campers sat in the Mess Hall, eating their 'breakfast'.
"This is ridiculous." Jinx cried "It's bad enough we have to suffer through 40 challenges of torture, but can't we at least get some decent food around here" Chef threw a knife spinning directly towards Jinx. She screamed as she dodged the knife and it lodged into the wall behind her. "Yikes" she said.
Meanwhile with the Screaming Monkies, Emma was trying her best to eat her `Food´, when she noticed Ricky with a black eye.
"Oh my god Ricky, what happened to your eye?" She asked.
"What this? I got it when Vulcan punched me in the eye" Ricky responded.
"Ah are you ok? Do you need help?" She asked.
"No I'll be fine" Ricky answered.
"Oh, ok then" Emma said, while blushing.
(Confessional)
Ricky: Boy Emma sure was worried about my black eye, I wonder why?
Emma: It's true that I have a crush on Ricky. (Blushes slightly) I gotta say that I get a feeling like I have butterflies in my stomach.
(Flash)
"Hey Xander look, I think Emma has a crush on Ricky" Madeline whispered to Xander.
"You don't say" Xander said.
Meanwhile with the Amazing Sloths.
"This sticks. Do we really have to eat this stuff?" Caleb asked.
"Eat up solider, it's good for you" Anthony barked.
"Hey Mertin where were you? Charlotte asked Mertin.
"What are you talking about?" Mertin asked.
"Well a few minutes ago, I saw you talking with that Amber chick, and gave her something" Charlotte announced.
"Oh that, well you see uh..." Mertin was about to say, when Charlotte interrupted him.
"What are there no good enough girls around here that you had to resort to hang out with one of the other teams?" Charlotte asked loudly.
"WHAT, no I just..." Mertin said before Charlotte interrupted him again.
"You just what? Just thought you could double-cross our team, and hook up with someone better than us?" Charlotte asked loudly. Mertin was about to say something, when Joshua interfered.
"Jesh, what's your problem Charlotte? Are you jealous or something?" Joshua asked. That question caused Charlotte to blush like mad.
"What no, why on earth would you think...ah I need some fresh air" Charlotte said as she ran outside, to get some air.
(Confessional)
Mertin: Man what's gotten into Charlotte? She seemed so happy a moment ago, and the next thing you she's flipping like mad.
Charlotte: Ok so maybe I have a small crush on Mertin, that doesn't change the fact that he helped the other team.
(Flash)
With the Killer Toucans, everything was going fine.
"So Austin, it must suck to lose a girlfriend so early" Orchid said to try and comfort Austin.
"Who are we talking about?" Austin asked confused.
"Austin for Pete's sake, we are talking about Tanya. You know that girl you made out with yesterday?" Nicolas said.
"Who are we talking about?" Austin asked confused.
"Oh for crying out loud, hey Tyson do you think you can help me out here?" Nicolas asked Tyson, only to see that he was too busy making out with Candace, to help him right now. "*sigh* I guess I'll have to tell you".
(Confessional)
Nicolas: Man Austin is dumber then Lindsay.
(Flash)
"I can't wait for our next challenge, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED WORKING WITH YOU GUYS, I think we make a great team" Cora said excited.
"Om yeah good to know" Faith said awkwardly.
"You know puppy dogs in France in 1951 had a drink" Fawn said out of nowhere.
That's when Vanessa came inside, wearing some torn up cloths and holding her camera.
"Good god Vanessa, what happened to your clothes?" Crystal asked.
"Well since I couldn't film the jaguars yesterday, I decided to go to the rainforest and film them there" Vanessa said as she sat down.
"Ok then" Joshua said.
(Confessional)
Vanessa: I had to do. I'm destined to be a filmmaker, I just know it.
(Flash)
Later the 39 competitors were at a grass area, while Chris stood in front of them, with four big hot air balloons behind him.
"Hello competitors!" Chris said with a wicked grin on his face. "I hope you're ready for the second challenge; because we're gonna have a water balloon fight".
"Then why are there four hot air balloons behind you?" Pracilla asked.
"I was getting to that. For this challenge, you will be having a water balloon fight, while riding these hot air balloons. Inside the hot air balloon, are a few water containers, and a few empty balloons. Me and Chef will be watching from that cliff over there" Chris said pointing towards a cliff not too far away. "Your objective is to take out the other teams, in a water balloon battle royal. The last team left standing wins. Well, then, that's enough reminiscing. Go to your boats before I give you a signal."
The four teams nodded and ran off.
(Confessional)
Anthony: As the captain of the team, I do whatever it takes to become a good general. (salutes) This one's for you, father.
Xander: Oh boy this is gonna be sweet, we're so gonna be rocking this thing.
Dylan: I might of lost that other challenge, but I am so gonna be winning this one.
Loki: Oh man, I can't wait to see the looks on everyone else's faces when they see my water balloon heading towards them.
Fritzy: This is going to be awesome!
(Flash)
The four teams were on their hot air balloons, and were ready for the challenge.
"On your mark...Get set...And let the challenge begin!" Chris announced as he and Chef sat on the cliff, with binoculars and a megaphone.
And the four teams started throwing water balloons at each other, but constantly kept missing.
That is until Caleb managed to hit Faith in the face. "Faith you're out" Chris said through his megaphone.
"Nice job Caleb" Tyson said, before throwing a water balloon.
"Thanks" Caleb said.
"Alright soldiers, our enemy could destroy us at any minute. If we are gonna win this challenge, you're gonna do exactly as I say" Anthony shouted.
"Yes, sir!" the others (except Caitlyn) responded with a salute.
"Good now get to your stations and prepare to fire!" Anthony said. The contestants of the Amazing Sloths grabbed the water balloons and waited for Anthony to give the signal, to throw them at the Killer Toucans.
"Ready, Aim, FIRE!" Anthony said. They threw them forward, as the water balloons headed straight at the Killer Toucans.
"Look out!" Candace screamed. But it was too late, and almost every one of the Killer Toucans got hit, except of Cora.
"Everyone on the Killer Toucans except Cora is out" Chris said.
"Oh man we lost again" Dylan cried.
"Not entirely, we still have Cora" Nicholas said.
"How's she gonna help?" Dylan asked. Just then Cora started filling a lot of balloons with water. And after she had filled about 30 balloons with water, she started hitting throwing them in the speed of a machine gun, hitting everyone on the Amazing Sloths.
"Amazing Sloths, you are out!" Chris said through the megaphone.
"Aw man!" Mary-Kate said.
"Nice going genius" Vanessa said.
"Shut up" Anthony barked.
Meanwhile with the Killer Toucans.
"Great job Cora, keep it up!" Dylan said.
"You got it" Cora replied blushing a little.
Just then Joseph threw a water balloon at Emma, which hit her in the face causing her hair to cover her face.
"Emma you're out" Chris said on his Megaphone.
"Emma! Are you ok?" Ricky asked Emma as he helped her get the hair out of her face.
"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for helping" Emma said smiling.
"No problem" he said. Then they didn't realize how close their heads were to each other that they could practically feel each other's breath. Ricky didn't know what told him to do it, but there was a voice screaming inside his head on what to do next. He started slowly leaning towards Emma, and she started leaning towards Ricky. Unfortunately, a water balloon hit Ricky on the back of his head, interrupting the sweet moment.
"Ricky you're out" Ricky heard Chris say via megaphone.
"What in tarnation are we gonna do? That girl throws like a machine gun!" Carol cried referring to Cora.
"Let's just attack the Deadly Anacondas, and then we can think about how to get rid of Cora!" Avonlea said trying her best not to look down.
"Good idea" River said.
"Sure" Adam replied.
"Alright let's do it!" Leo said as he started filling up balloons with water. Once they 30 water balloons they picked them up got ready to throw them at the Deadly Anacondas.
"FIRE!" Luna screamed, and they all threw them at Deadly Anacondas, hitting Celia, Loki, Pracilla and Jinx.
"Loki, Celia, Pracilla and Jinx are out" Chris said through the megaphone.
"For my ancestors" Vulcan screamed throwing water balloons at the Screaming Monkies, hitting Leo, Xander, Madeline and Avonlea.
"Xander, Leo, Avonlea and Madeline are out" Chris said through the megaphone.
"Ha you can't defeat me, I'm invincible" Vulcan proclaimed before he got hit with 10 water balloons thrown by Cora.
"Vulcan you're out" Chris said through the megaphone.
"Ha, I haven't had this much fun in days" Cora proclaimed as she took down Luna, Chizu, Nigel and River.
"Luna, Chizu, Nigel and River are out" Chris said through his megaphone.
"Guess it's just you and me partner" Carol said to Adam.
"I guess so" Adam said.
"Let's do it" Carol said, and she and Adam grabbed their water balloons, and threw them at the Deadly Anacondas hitting Joseph and Drayden. They tried hitting Cora, but she kept dodging.
"Drayden and Joseph, you guys are out" Chris said through the megaphone.
Just then Amber grabbed an empty balloon and started filling it with water. She then threw it with all her might, and managed to hit Adam who was trying to hit Cora. "Adam no" Carol said, before she glared towards Amber.
"Ha, now that your friend is out, you're next you little..." Amber didn't get to finish, because she was hit a water balloon Cora threw.
"And the finally member of the Deadly Anacondas are out. Which leaves only Carol and Cora" Chris Said threw the megaphone.
Just as Cora was about to make another water balloon, she saw that she had only one balloon left. Carol also saw that she only had one balloon left.
The two girls filled up their water balloons, and then they threw them. As Cora's water balloon headed towards Carol, she moved to the left barely dodging it. However as Carol's balloon headed towards Cora, she didn't have time to react, and the balloon hit her right in the face.
"And with Cora out of the game, the Screaming Monkies have won it" Chris said on his megaphone, causing the members of Screaming Monkies to start cheering, and praising Carol.
Later the four teams were on the ground soaked wet, with Chris standing in front of them.
"Congratulations Screaming Monkies, who have won the second challenge, and as your price each one on your team gets 3 bottles, filled with their favorite beverage" Chris said causing the Screaming Monkies to scream in delight. "Killer Toucans and Deadly Anacondas, you get nothing. But as for the Amazing Sloths, meet me by the campfire in 20 minutes, because you are gonna have to vote of one of your members" Chris said.
The Screaming Monkies were celebrating and drinking their drinks, while the Killer Toucans and Deadly Anacondas were at their cabin, and the Amazing Sloths were talking about who to vote off. Just then Mertin tapped Charlotte on the shoulder, and she looked at him annoyed.
"What?" She asked Mertin.
"I just wanted to apologize about talking to Amber, I promise it will never happen again" Mertin said.
Charlotte sighed and said "It's alright I Guess".
(Confessional)
Charlotte: I hope Mertin means what he's saying, I don't wanna find out what will happen if dos it again.
(Flash)
Meanwhile Amber, Jinx, Chizu and Joseph were talking in the rainforest.
"Man I can't believe we lost on the exact same day we formed our alliance" Joseph said.
"Don't you worry my friends, Things are gonna be a lot easier when we get our last member" Amber said.
"Who's our last member exactly?" Jinx asked.
"Vulcan" Amber said.
"Vulcan? How on earth are you gonna get Vulcan to join us?" Chizu asked.
"With this" Amber said as she pulled out the disc Mertin gave her.
(Confessional)
Chizu: Man Amber has guts, to try and get Vulcan to join us.
Amber: When Vulcan finds out what's inside the disc, he's gonna follow me no questions asked.
(Flash)
Meanwhile the members of the Amazing Sloths, where at the bonfire pit, as Chris stood in front of them. In his hand was a tray, with 9 small versions of the giant chocolate jaguar from the last challenge.
"Members of the Amazing Sloths, I have on this tray 9 chocolate jaguars, however there are only 10 of you. When I call your name, come up and claim a jaguar! If a last person who doesn't receive a jaguar, will go to the elimination boat, which will carry you far away from here, and never allow you to return"
"Sir, Yes Sir" Anthony saluted.
"Okay then...Charlotte and Anthony, you're both safe!" Chris announced as they both walked up to claim a jaguar. "Next is... Caitlyn, you're safe too." Caitlyn silently walked up to get hers.
"Caleb..." Chris called out.
"All right!" Caleb cheered as she walked up as well.
"Mary-Kate," Chris said. Molly gave a smile as she walks over to get a jaguar.
"Fritzy and Crystal." Chris said as the two girls walked up.
"Joshua" Chris said as Joshua got up to claim a jaguar.
This left only Mertin and Vanessa. The two campers were starting to feel nervous as hell.
"Alright, this is the last jaguar." Chris stated, "If you don't get a jaguar, you must immediately report to the elimination boat. And the last one goes to...
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The circus girl gasped in shock. "But...but I thought everyone liked me!"
"Sorry Vanessa but we had to pick someone" Joshua said.
Vanessa sighed "Well, I guess it's time for me to go," Vanessa said sadly as he stood up. "Goodbye, guys" she said as she walked towards the elimination boat.
(At the Dock)
Vanessa waved as the elimination boat left the shore.
"So, Vanessa is out, what challenge they want to see next? Stay tuned for Total...Drama...Amazon!" Chris said.
(End Episode)
Voted off so far: Tanya, Vanessa.
P.S. Still open for challenge ideas. And try to make them jungle themed.
