Naruto burst through the double doors of the Hokage's office, ready to throw the vial down, only to see something that halted him right in front of Tsunade's desk.
Jiraiya caught her first.
"Ero-senin?¡ What the hell are you doing here?", he pointed accusingly at the Toad sage, who had his arms wrapped around a pouting Tsunade. He completely ignored the two elders on the side of the desk that came to protest what was happening.
Jiraiya smiled, " Doing something I should have a long time ago Gaki!".
Naruto's plan was foiled. He never thought Jiraiya would get to her first. In frustration, he threw whatever object it was in his hand down to the ground.
" Dammit! OH SHIT!"
It was the vial. With a poof of smoke the contents started forming a cloud. As quickly as Naruto could, he jumped back away from the cloud that would surely regress him to a glint in his dead father's eye.
So quick was he to get out of the cloud, he collided with someone that held out their arms to soften the blow from the human missile.
Shizune.
A loud thud came from the two as they landed on the floor in a heap. The lone Anbu in the room saw 750 ryou in the making and banded them before they even recovered from the fall.
" Got one! Uzumaki Naruto and Uzumaki Shizune!", he proclaimed as the couple's eyes went wide with realization.
They stared at eachother, seconds lasting minutes, until the coughing in the background turned into yells.
" What the hell is this?¡", Tsunade piped up.
" I have no idea, but it's worse than that we...tobacco that I got in water country!", Jiraiya answered.
" My eyes are burning! What did that little punk do?¡", Was that Koharu?¡
" What the hell happened to your voice?", asked...Homura?
When the smoke cleared, the changes were obvious. While not back in their lithe twenties, the two elders were indeed 30 years younger, looking like they just passed the 40's mark. To say it was a major improvement would be an understatement. Tsunade and Jiraiya gawked at them and turned to eachother. Jiraiya's wizened face spoke of less...wizened...and more energy. And Tsunade was pushing her hands into the Ram sign over and over again with a fit of hysterical laughter.
" WE'RE YOUNGER!", they all shouted in joy before the two, now couples, started dancing...and then making out.
" AACK!", three people screamed in the form of the Uzumakis and an Anbu. While it might not have grossed out someone just passing by, they knew them from before so the image of-
" RETREAT!", the Anbu yelled, eliciting the Uzumaki's to follow suit as they ran out the door.
* Out in the village*
The Anbu had broken off, after they had escaped the tower, to find more bonus- couples to band, leaving the Uzumakis to walk silently back to Naruto's apartment through the chaos of kunoichi's running away from their preda- possible suitors.
Once they got there, they sat quietly on his bed until Shizune started looking around.
" Um...why are there pink shackles on your bed?", she asked nervously. Naruto finally found the power to talk.
" Uh...well...they were meant for someone else", he answered uncomfortably.
Shizune turned to look at him, " Who?", she asked curiously.
Naruto nervously laughed, " Well, you saw how the councilors and Sanin got younger in there. I...well...I was going after Tsunade.", He replied while scratching the back of his head.
"O-oh...I must really be a disappointment to you then", she said as her head slumped.
The comment caught Naruto off guard, " W-what? No! Of course not!", he blurted out in shock.
It did little to lift her self esteem, " You don't need to lie Naruto. I know I'm not as talented, or beautiful, as Tsunade."
"That's not true at all, you have plenty of talent and beauty!", he argued, but it didn't register with Shizune.
" I can't even hold a candle to her combat skills, I act like a scared child in tense situations, I have a pet pig, I've never even had se-".
Any other self demeaning reflections she was going to list off stuck in her throat as she stared wide eyed at Naruto, whose lips were massaging hers at the moment.
When he finally pulled back from the kiss, she stared at him in disbelief, letting him get a word in edgewise.
" Stop berating yourself Shizune. You are a capable kunoichi and medic nin, and very beautiful. Yes, I went after Tsunade because she is a very stunning woman, and I wanted her to have a second chance, despite seeing her as a mother. That's Jiraiya's job now. You are a very stunning woman as well Shizune, and your quirks just add to it. I always knew you would catch someone though. I just didn't think it would be me, and quite literally I might add" he teased as he cupped her chin.
"Y-you're not just saying that to make me feel better are you?" she asked with doubt.
Naruto responded by going in for another deep kiss, which he quickly one upped by pushing his his tongue into her mouth and molesting hers. If the first one shocked Shizune, this one totally floored her. Her hands went up in a weak defense but were easily held by Naruto's.
When the kiss finally broke, Shizune's breath was erratic as she stared into his deep blue eyes. She realized somewhere in the back of her thoughts that she was standing but it never made it to the forefront of her attention.
" I don't lie often these days Shizune-chan, and certainly not to my new wife. Speaking of which-", he tailed off, as his gaze lowered.
Shizune breath hitched as she felt a tugging at the sash that held her kimono, yet her arms hung at her sides, not even attempting to resist, as if she wanted him to see her.
As the sash was pulled away, the now loose kimono draped on her shoulders, ready to slip off. Her nervous eyes were affixed to his own as she felt his hands on the sides of her shoulders before running down her arms, the kimono with it. her skin turned to goosebumps as the cool air in the room rolled over her.
Naruto looked down at what she was wearing and did a double take. The secrets you could hide under loose clothing. Shizune's D-cups were well fastened down with a very risque looking lacy black see through bra, and a...thong...that did the same, and blatantly displayed that she did, indeed, shave down there.
" Whoa", was all Naruto could squeak out as he gazed at Shizune's form with awe.
" I-is there something wrong...oh", Shizune stopped when she saw how Naruto's pants looked ready to burst a seam from the tension. Shizune gained a blush as she realized nothing was wrong, well, except for...
Naruto watched dumbfoundedly as Shizune knelt in front of him and unbuttoned his pants. Moments later she was pulling them down around his ankles along with his boxers, freeing "little" Naruto, which was now poking her cheek. Then, hesitant at first, she grabbed it with both hand and started slowly stroking, then she stuck out her tongue and ran it along the underside of his cock, but not before mysteriously coating her tongue in green chakra. The effect was instantaneous.
"W-WHOA", was the most intelligible thing Naruto could come out with as pleasure sizzled through his shaft like a fuse, following Shizune's tongue. The next thing his mind registered was Shizune's lips pressed against the head of his penis right before she pushed it into her mouth, her lips parting tightly around his member as it went deeper into her mouth.
Shizune didn't stop until her lips touched the base of his 8 inches. Being the apprentice of the best medic on the continent meant Shizune knew every intimate working of the human body. Every nerve, every muscle reflex, and more importantly, how to manipulate them. Although, this is the first time she could ever put some of these skills to a real test. So far, the results were what she had hoped for as she started bobbing up and down on his member, her tongue massaging the undershaft as she did, all the while sending altered healing chakra to various parts of her mouth.
Naruto struggled to stay standing against the barrage of ecstasy he was receiving, but it was proven futile as his knees buckled, sending him on his ass. Now Shizune was between his legs, still continuing her ministrations. Naruto could almost envision batwings on her back, but was more likely to be his inability to focus.
" T-two...can play at...thhehat game", he managed to slurr out and concentrate enough to pop a clone. The clone curtly got behind Shizune and pulled her thong to the side, marveling in the view before lunging face first at his prey.
"Hmmph!", Shizune muffled out from the feeling of the clones tongue attacking her pussy, yet she managed to keep her pace. While Naruto had learned a few things from Jiraiya over the years, Shizune was obviously the one with more knowledge. She resisted the pleasure the clone was giving her and concentrating on the task at hand. As soon as she started feeling Naruto's muscle's contracting, she pulled back to the tip and grabbed his shaft with a glowing green hand. With a cry and an involuntary rise of his hips, he erupted into her mouth over and over again, every spurt feeling like another orgasm, bigger than the last. After spilling all his seed, his hips dropped back to the floor. He stared dumbly at her as she sucked in her swelled cheeks and made a couple gulping noises before exhaling noisily, her mouth empty. He absentmindedly noticed the disappearance of the clone, probably dispelled when he lost concentration from the killer orgasm.
" Was that alright?", she asked unsurely. Somewhere in the back of his head, he couldn't help but feel miffed that she could act so insecure, yet had just downed him like a hungry succubus. In the rest of his head, he was thinking what any man would after such events happened. "Jackpot"
"Jackpot?¿", she asked with confusion. Did he actually say that out loud?
"Uh...I mean um...w-where did you learn to do that?", he changed the subject.
She looked away, " Um, Medical knowledge from Tsunade-sama mostly...th-though I was the one to come up with...that", she managed to say as a blush crawled onto her cheeks. " I never got to try it until now though".
Naruto gave a a hysterical laugh, " You would have probably been married years ago if you had", he admitted, earning her look of surprise.
" So...it really was good?", she asked hopefully, earning a nod from Naruto. " Then...could you...", she trailed off looking down at her thong, which was obiviously soaked from the attention of the clone that had been cut short.
Naruto quickly got up, then almost fell down, but quickly regained his balance, " Of course Shizune-chan, but let's continue on the bed.", he stated, picking her up and laying her on the bed.
"Y-you're not going to tie me up are you?"
" Do you want to be?"
" Umm...no?"
" Maybe later then"
Before Shizune could respond, Naruto had coupled his lips with hers again, but this time, Shizune wrapped her arms around his neck, locking him into it. Seeing his opportunity, he reached down and lifted her legs to his side, which she promptly wrapped around his waist. He braced himself with one hand and with the other, aimed himself for her pussy, and with a slow thrust, pushed himself inside of Shizune. She gasped as they kissed, sucking the air through his nostrils, through his mouth and into hers. It was a unique feeling that was lost in the pleasure that followed.
*The next morning*
Naruto laid tangled in his sheets with only his black t-shirt on. The sunlight pierced through his window and onto his face, causing the blonde to stir. His hand clumsily groped around for something, but could not find it in the bed with him. He raised his groggy head to see that Shizune was missing, but also allowed him to take in a foreign aroma wafting into the room. Well...foreign in the Uzumaki residence anyways. Whatever it was, it smelled delicious.
He finally pulled himself out of bed and pulled on a pair of boxers before shuffling towards the kitchen. It...couldn't be...could it?
* In the kitchen*
" It is", he mumbled in awe.
Shizune turned around from the stove to see Naruto staring at her wideeyed. " Good morning Naruto-kun. I hope you don't mind. I was hungry so I decided to make something. There wasn't much to work with but...um...are you crying?", she asked unsurely.
Indeed he was. ' She can cook. SHE CAN COOK WELL!'
Shizune didn't know what the heck happened. First, she saw Naruto crying, then he lunged at her and wrapped himself around her legs while yelling to the world-
" JACKPOT, JACKPOT, JACKPOT!", he wailed as he buried his face into her legs/crotch. She spent a good three minutes prying him off and calming him down.
"Honestly Naruto, It's just breakfast", she sighed as she set down the food.
" It's more than just breakfast. It's our first meal and husband and wife...*sniffle*...with hopefully many more to come", he sniffled out, causing Shizune to blush.
" So...you don't mind being married to me?", she asked as she played with the ring on her finger.
" Mind? Aside from being a sex goddess and-" he took a bite of food before continuing with a tear in his eye , " a great cook. You have the warmheartedness and caring attitude to be a great mother, you're smart, cheerful, and protective, yet humble, and cautious. I can say proudly that I found a diamond in the rough, AND-", he paused to set his chopsticks down before looking at her with a sincerity she has yet to see again.
" I am honored to have you as my wife, Uzumaki Shizune", he stated with a smiled, gaining a deeper blush and a smile from Shizune.
" Arigatou...husband".
Timeskip
Tsunade toiled endlessly on the god forsaken stacks of demonic papers that littered her office. She mused that if one were to somehow seal it's evil into someone, that person would rule the world, for no leader would be able to defeat them.
Before she could think anymore on the frivolous subject, her life-long assistant waddled into the room with another stack of papers and set them on the desk before starting to walk out again. Tsunade loudly sighed.
" Honestly Shizune! Can't you bring me anything GOOD for a change?", she whined as she wrote. Then the footsteps stopped.
" Are you saying I'm a bad omen?".
Tsunade's pen stopped moving. No killer intent was felt. Instead, it was like a void had swallowed up the room. Tsunade looked up to see Shizune was now facing her, yet her eyes were covered in blackness.
" Um..."
" That I'm bad new whenever I walk through your door, only good to rain on your oh-so-happy little parade?¡ Maybe that's my life calling! Maybe I should deliver ALL the bad news to the ENTIRE VILLAGE!", Shizune ranted on, growing louder by the second. Normally,
" U-um..Shiz-"
" SHIZUNE OF THE TERRIBLE NEWS! THAT'S WHAT THEY'D CALL ME! HER ONLY PURPOSE IS TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR SON/DAUGHTER/MOTHER/FATHER/WIFE/HUSBAND DIED IN SOME GOD FORSAKEN RICE PATTIE BEHIND ENEMY TERRITORY! " I'M SORRY HONEY, WE COULD ONLY FIND THE UPPER HALF OF YOUR FATHER'S BODY! THE REST IS PROBABLY IN AN ENEMY VILLAGE BEING EXTRACTED OF SPECIMENS FOR BREEDING! SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ALOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS BUT THEY'RE...they're being...*sob*..trained to kill you!", and with that she broke down crying.
In a normal situation, Tsunade would have fired right back in anger, but two things kept that from happening. One. After Shizune's and Naruto's coupling, the little twerp had the bright idea of helping Shizune up her training, which she took to like a sponge to water. She was, with no argument, S-ranked, and had managed to put even Kakashi through the wringer, something his wife didn't like too much, but could do little about. Two. This strength was amplified by the fact that she was 6 months pregnant, which made going against her feel like wrestling an Onba, which was not helped by the OBVIOUS mood swings she was now going through.
"Sh-Shizune. Are...you feeling all right?", Tsunade asked hesitantly as she started crouching into her chair.
Shizune stopped crying immediately, " Of course I am. Me, be the bearer of all that horrible news, that's just silly! Hahahahahaha!", she full blown laughed.
Tsunade's face twitched into a nervous smile" Y-yeah...heheh-"
"WHAT THE FUCK'S SO FUNNY?¡"
Ok, now Tsunade was full blown hiding under her desk. The two Anbu that had appeared next to Shizune didn't look too eager to try taking on the raven haired woman either, if their hesitant approaches...and subsequent small retreats were anything to go by.
' Damn cowards',...thought the Hokage hiding behind her desk.
Shizune's face went blank as she started speaking in monotone, " I guess it was inevitable, dressing like some manga character that guides dead souls, I should have a big ugly weapon to go with it, I should have bigger breasts too. " You're loved one is dead but here are my breasts to make it better", but I don't even have those *sob*. Why can't I have bigger breasts?¡", she wailed as she grabbed the closest thing next to her and started sobbing into it...which was the Anbu that retreated slower than the other.
" Sh-shizune-san! Please get ahold of-"
" GET THE FUCK OFF ME!", she roared throwing the Anbu she was sobbing on into a wall. He stuck there, twitching, until he finally fell into a heap on the floor.
" Psst! Cat!", Tsunade harshly whispered/wheezed, only to find her hiding right next to her.
"Get Naruto in here now!", she whisper ordered to the Anbu, who was happy to get away from the woman that was currently pacing while shouting to noone in particular.
*6 minutes later*
Naruto scratched his head as the purple haired Hatake basically pushed him towards Tsunade's office.
" Ok...so...you want me to calm down my wife?", he asked unsurely.
" Yes", she responded with desperation.
"...Mood swings?", he asked after adding it all up.
" Mood swings, demonic possession, whatever you want to call it...uh..no offense", she added quickly.
Naruto crossed his arms as she pushed him up the steps of the Hokage Tower, " I'm not possessed", he grumbled in offense.
" Something possessed you to get her pregnant", she argued.
" Yeah, it's called testosterone and a gleam in my eye, the same thing alot of the new husbands got", he retorted with a quirked eyebrow.
" Yet I don't see their wives ripping apart Konoha now do I?¡", she growled, but then her eyes widened as Naruto became impossible to move. She looked up to see him staring at her with accusation.
" THIS coming from the woman that just pushed me THROUGH two houses, four walls, an herb garden, and the woman's side of an onsen to get me here!", he argued at her hypocrisy before adding, " Three months in if I remember correctly. ".
This shocked Cat-san, " Who the hell told you?¡".
" Kakashi. He's been shouting it to the world like Gai's Flames of youth for the past two months", he answered.
'That Man!', she thought before shaking her head free of any continuation. " Never mind, just get yours to stop scaring the piss out of the Hokage!", she said shoving him the rest of the way to the office.
" Honestly! You make it sounds worse than it...teh", he stopped as he watched Shizune laughing like a hyena while shaking a very much unconscious Anbu.
When Shizune saw Naruto, she stopped and just stared at him. When Tsunade saw him, she saw salvation.
" Naruto! I have decided to...to give Shizune 5 months of maternity leave!", she shouted out with a false smile.
Naruto turned his attention from Shizune to the Hokage, " O..kaaay. So, why am I here?".
"Uh...you're joining her for moral support!", she half lied. If Naruto was with her, he would be the brunt of her mood swings.
Naruto looked at her with confusion, " How would that work? Neither of us would be making any income!", he argued, causing Tsunade to immediately fire back.
" Weekly stipend. A big one! In fact think of it as a long, all expenses paid vacation!", she proclaimed/pleaded.
"Um...ok-"
"Great! You can start today! In fact both of you should start right now heheh...please?.", ok now she was pleading.
"Al..right. Shizune...chan?", he paused as he noticed she was now only a foot away from his face and staring at him with a primal lust.
In the next instant her kimono fell, and before it even hit the floor she had RIPPED off his shirt and wrapped her arms around his neck.
" TAKE ME MAN-PET!", was what she growled before smashing her lips into his and tackling him to the floor.
Tsunade and Cat, who had been dragging the downed Anbu out of the room, both went ghost white.
" OkayhaveagoodtimeRETREAT!", Tsunade yelled as she jumped out the window and Cat dragged the Anbu out the door which shut with a bang.
Once everything was quiet, Shizune opened her eyes and looked at Naruto, parting the kiss. Then, she smirked, " It worked".
Naruto smirked as well, " Told you it would. So...shall we continue before starting our vacation?", he asked with a hint of mischief in his voice.
" I HAVE always wanted to do it on the desk", she said standing up in her laced form, before walking over to the mentioned object and bending over it.
" Remember the rules, no vaginal until after the birth", she hinted as she shook her thonged ass at him.
He was up in a flash, " Yes honey".
*With Tsunade*
Sitting in a restaurant after the incident, she downed another cup of tea in one go. ' Those were really bad mood swings. I never thought she could be like that' Tsunade thought with a shudder.
She then looked down at her stomach. ' I hope I don't go through that in 4 months.' she worried, before sighing in irritation.
"Who am I kidding. Considering the father, I'll probably turn into a pervert and the kid won't want to leave my womb", she exclaimed, much to the confusion and embarrassment of the other patrons.
*AAACHOO!*
Tsunade looked up, " Speak of the devil". she mumbled as she looked at the Toad Sage walking towards her, but something wasn't right. He looked like he saw a ghost. A very naked female ghost if the nosebleed and pale complexion was anything to go by.
" Where were you? And what the hell happened?", she asked in confusion.
He shakily sat down at the table. " I went to your office to take you out for lunch..."
GIKU
" Imagine my surprise when I saw Shizune riding Naruto like a rodeo horse..."
GIKUGIKU
"Except not on his back"
Oh God
" And on your desk"
Tsunade's head met the table.
"Now I'm going to have to disinfect it", she whined.
" Or burn it...what exactly happened?", he asked warily.
Tsunade sighed, " I'll tell you later. Let's just enjoy my half day off before I have to go back there tomorrow", she groaned, getting an empty nod from the spymaster as he tried to recollect himself. After all, the nosebleed shot him all the way over here from the tower, so he didn't have much time to recover. But something came to mind.
"Tsunade"
"What?"
" We should try that sometime"
"...hentai"
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