Chapter 4: Puppyshipping and Evil Toddlers...

Enjoy peoplesss, once again i don't own Yugioh but i do own Debbie the Duck ^_^

Our star guest today is Earthluva, Her name will be Nadya ('hope' in Romanian), kk? Hope you like it Earthluva.

Massive shout out to : IKilledMisa, Seira-G and Earthluva for reviewing this insane fanfic that came from my insane mind...did i mention I'm insane?

Lol ^_^


P: Alright peoples! All the people in the house say HEY!

Audience: HEY!

P: Ow!..again too loud people! Anyway my guests today are Joey,Seto and _

S: What is it with you and fucking Yaoi pairings!

P: *shrug* I don't know, *sniff* Stop being mean to me!

*starts crying and IKilledMisa and Seira-G rush on to comfort me and question the guests*

S-G: What happened to Phoenix!

IKM: Did Vetani come back from her 'special holiday' with Yami and told Phoenix that she's pregnant!

P: O.O...Ra no! Seto was being mean to me *sniffs and Bob comes out with tissues* Thanks Bob.

B: Welcome *disappears into shadows*

P: That wasn't weird at all ... (sarcasm rules)

S-G: I'm going to have to kill you now Seto for making my babe cry... *nears Seto dangerously*

S: Holy fuck! Mutt hide me *Hides behind Joey*

J: What did I tell you about calling me mutt!

S: Well what can I call you! I can't call you puppy cause that's our daughters nickname!

P+IKM+S-G: O.O...WHAT!

J: Yeah we adopted a four year old girl * grins at Nadya who is sitting on his lap*

Nadya : Daddy * pulls Joey's hair hard*

S: Ha ha ha ha ha

J: Shut up Kaiba!

S: Make me Wheeler!

J: *grabs Seto by collar and kisses him roughly *

All except J+S: O.O ….AWESOME!

S: Alright you shut me up

J: Good otherwise there was going to be punishment tonight

S: Whip or paddle * horny smirk*

P: Argh! This is a children's talk show ! Take your horny sex comments some where else

IKM: * whisper* But if people who love Puppyshipping are watching this, wouldn't that put our ratings through the roof?

P: Oh yeah...oh well do it later on the after talk ^_~

S+J: Fine

S-G: By the way you two fight like a effing married couple!

S+J: Well...

P+IKM+S-G: =O … your getting married?

J: Well they legalized gay marriages...

S: And I have enough money to pay for a million weddings *smirk*

S-G: *scoff* Show off

S: Poor Girl

S-G: Obnoxious Ass Hole!

S-G: Talk Show Wannabe!

P: Enough ! Your giving me a headache! So who's the bridesmaid?

Nadya: Me ! * cute giggle*

P+IKM+S-G: Omg that's sooo cute! * squeal*

J: And my little sister Serenity

P: Oh yeah she's coming on next episode with Tristan and Duke to see who should date her. Also she can have her say * wink*

J: Grr are those two after her again! Brooklyn Rage!

P: Oh well Brooklyn Rage sucks next to Scouser Rage!

J: Nu uh

P: Uh uh

J: Nu uh!

P: UH UH!

S: Enough! I thought this was supposed to be about us! Not some wannabes who could easily disappear off the face of the earth!

J: Hey that's my sista ya talkin about their Moneybags!

S: -_-' Fine I'm sorry, alright?

J: Ok Dragon *kisses Seto on cheek*

P: ~These two are making me a rich son of a bitch hehehehe!~

S-G: Besides stop being a camera hog Seto 'Jerk' Kaiba!

P: Yeah! Plus You've still got ages on this episode.

S: Alright but you might want to get Seira-G a leash or something, to get her under control *smirk*

S-G: What! *nears Seto evilly*

P: Seira-G You can kill him, don't you agree IKM?

IKM: I'm not getting involved, plus he's one of my minions and anyone who hurts him will die! Remember what happened to Tea?

P: Oh yeah, she's still in the hospital and your getting sued.

IKM: What does she want?

P: The rights to your fanfics

IKM: Fuck that! I'm gonna kill this bitch! * Leaves to kill Tea brutally*

S-G: Uh oh …

P: Should we stop her?

S-G: Nah let the friendship preaching bitch get what's coming to her...anyway can we come to the wedding please?

P: Pwease? * both of us do puppy eyes*

S: Fine but no screaming or anything.

P+S-G: Fine * fingers crossed behind back* We promise.

Nadya : * Looks at my knife that hangs proudly on the studio wall* Oh gimme gimme!

P: Not happening kid

Nadya : *Eyes water and begins to cry*

IKM: I'm Back! *covered in blood, looks at Nadya to see her almost about to cry*

All of us: Oh Fu-

Nadya : WAH!

P+IKM+S-G: Make her stop!

S+J: *panicking* How ?

P: What do you mean how, your her fucking parents!

J: Give her the knife then!

S-G: *face palm* You idiot!

IKM: You don't give a knife to a freaking four year old!

P: Here let her borrow this * passes Nadya a Thief King Bakura plushie*

S: Why do you have that?

P: I'm a Thief King Bakura fangirl ^_^

IKM: It looks like Nadya isn't

P: What do you mean?

S-G: Look * points to Nadya who is murdering my plushie with a knife*

p; Holy Ra, Akefia! * Grabs remains of beloved and treasured plushie* NOES!

S+J: -_-' It was only a plushie...

P: O.O … how can you say that!

IKM: Maybe you should go backstage and grieve...

S-G: We'll take over from here for a while …

P: * sniff* Alright... *Gets up and goes backstage to mourn the death of beloved plushie*

Nadya : Bye bye * evil giggle*

IKM+S-G: * backs away from evil toddler* Eeep!

IKM: Anyway … who's wearing the dress for the ceremony?

S: Joey

J: Seto

S+J: What! Your wearing the dress! No I'm not ! Stop that! * huff *

S-G: -_-' Once again you two fight like a married couple

IKM: Meh they're close enough.

S-G: True and here comes our new mascot Debbie the duck !

D: Quack!

Nadya : *giggles insanely and then stabs our mascot Debbie, thus killing her*

IKM+S-G: Oh my freaking Ra! Debbie! NOES!

S: First Phoenix and her stupid Thief King Bakura plushie...

J: And now Debbie the Duck … R.I.P Debbie.

S: At least Phoenix didn't see this one-

P: I'm back and not mourning any more! *looks at dead Debbie the duck* O.O ...what happened to Debbie! NOES!

IKM: *whispers to Seira-G* I think she's going to need therapy after this.

S-G: True, Nadya killed her!

IKM: She's an evil insane four year old

P: *grins insanely* I'm going to get Vetani to kill you now Nadya …

Nadya : *gulp*

S+J: O.O WHAT!

IKM: No! Remember what happened to Malik after the first episode?

P: Oh yeah...that reminds me, I have to send my cosplaying pictures to him...

All but P: O.O … Your a cosplayer ! That's even more evil than Bakura and Marik put together!

P: Jeez dramatic much? … anyway the producer said we've got about three more minute on the air...

S-G: Ok what can we do?

IKM: I know we can make a facebook for Debbie the Duck!

All: Cool!

*After the show and making a account for Debbie- be sure to add her, I'll put a link at the bottom *

IKM+S-G: Phoenix what are you doing?

P: Poking Marik on Debbie the ducks facebook account, it's funny *insane giggle*

IKM+S-G: Ok... *backs away from me*

P: Alright I logged off, come on we have to go to the wedding now.

IKM: Cool

S-G: Let's go

*In a Domino Apartment*

Mal: Marik what are you doing?

Mar: This duck keeps on poking me on the laptop!

Mal: Have you had any sugar today?

Mar: Only two cups!

Mal: -_-' come on we have to go to the rich boys wedding...

Mar: But I wanna send the duck to the shadow realm!

Mal: No! Now move it!

Mar: Fine *they leave*

At the wedding

Priest: Do you Seto Kaiba take Joey Wheeler to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or health, in rich or poor, in sickness and in health till death do you part?

S: I do

All the girl+Mal+Ryou: Aww!

Priest: And do you Joey Wheeler take Seto Kaiba to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or health, in rich or poor, in sickness and in health till death do you part?

J: I do

All the girl+Mal+Ryou: Aww!

Priest: You may now-

P: Snog his face off!

S+J: *laughing * You'd love that wouldn't you?

P: I think we all would, hit it Nadya

Nadya : Here comes the groom

P: His arse shoved on a broom

IKM: He kissed the male

S-G: Now lets have some Ale!

Mal: They sure are crazy

Mar: I love you baby *kiss*

Ryou: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey

Tristan: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!

Bakura: What the fuck did you just say!

Serenity: Oh fuck, Tristan run away!

IKM: Now it's time to say goodbye to you

P: People don't forget to review!

All: Bye peopless ^_^


This is the link to add Debbie the Duck on facebook ^_^ :

http: / /www . Facebook . Com / album . php?aid=-3&id=100001210693888&saved&success=1#!/?ref=home