Disclaimer I do Not own Kim Possible.
Barken walked into class the next day whistling a cheerful tune which meant he either got laid or there was another date. They had seen Ms. Go a few minutes before and she was even more peppy then normal. Either way that meant no work.
"Hey Mr. B I have a question" said Ron.
"Hit it Stoppable" said Barken.
"Is Kim your biological daughter?" asked Ron.
"Dude that is like personal!" said Brick.
"Um you could have asked me that!" said Kim.
"Kim's not really my daughter, she's a biological altered super solider sent by an alien race to destroy the earth" said Barken.
"How much did you have to drink last night?" asked Kim.
"3 or 4 glasses of wine" said Barken.
"Great loopy man to the rescue" said Kim sarcastically.
"So why haven't we seen her before?" asked Tara.
"I don't talk about my personal life and she was in Canada with her mother" said Barken.
"SO where you married?" asked Bonnie.
"NO it was more of a youthful indiscretion, that I am sure many of you know about, Ronald" said Barken.
"Wait you mean she's really pregnant?" said Ron.
"No shit Sherlock" said Wade.
"I'm screwed!" said Ron.
"Don't worry Yori's going to help me take care of the baby" said Kat.
"I don't care about you, Your father is going to send me to a black hole!" said Ron.
"Well you did get his only daughter pregnant then pretty much refuse to help take of it, My suggestion is that you move across country" said Josh.
"Well now I know where Kat get's her crazy" said Kim.
"Nope Kat's crazy her dad is able to do it and won't get in trouble if he makes some discovery's" said Tara.
"What kind of town did you bring me to?" asked Kim.
"I once asked Kim's mother to marry me but she refused even laughing in my face" said Barken.
"She laughs every time she hears the word" said Kim.
"Hey Barken is Ms. Go secretly evil or something?" asked Brick.
"No!" said Barken.
Everyone could tell he was lying but only one person knew what it meant.
"Dad I can't believe you like that crap or that Ms. Go enjoys it as well" said Kim.
"I will ground you" said Barken.
"What's going on?" asked Wade.
"Father, daughter gross out" said Kim.
