Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or the cover

Warning: Mentions of Fem!Cloud; OOCness

Un-Beta'd


Thud, thud, thud came furious steps.

The three Firsts warily watched to door as the thunderous stomps grew louder.

BAM!

"SEPHIROTH!" yelled a familiar voice.

BAM!

"WHERE ARE YOU, YOU BASTARD!"

BAM!

The door slammed open to reveal a furious looking Zachary Fair. His crazed eyes zoomed in onto silver hair, his mind only registering his target.

"YOU!" Zack roared. He made to lunge at the bewildered man but was restrained from behind.

"Zack!" Angeal yelled as he struggled to keep his student restrained. Zack was surprisingly stronger than usual. "Calm down! Genesis! A little help here!"

Genesis covered his bewilderment with an eye-roll and gave the misbehaving puppy a firm tap on the head.

"Down, Puppy," said Genesis.

Angeal sighed in relief when Zack froze at the unexpected whack.

Zack stopped struggling and turned to Genesis to complain.

"What was that for?" he whined. "That hurt ya' know!"

Genesis just "hmphed" at him in response.

Angeal finally let go of his student once he extracted a reluctant promise from Zack to refrain from attacking anyone.

"Perhaps you could explain that sudden bout of madness, hm?" Genesis drawled.

"It was perfectly justified!" Zack exclaimed, turning to glare at Sephiroth who only raised a brow.

"Is that so…" Angeal trailed in disbelief.

"Yes, please enlighten us," spoke Sephiroth.

"Don't act as if you don't know!" Zack pointed a furious finger at Sephiroth. "I know what you did to Spikey!"

Genesis and Angeal blinked in incomprehension. They turned to Sephiroth, only to find him staring back at Zack with an unrepentant look.

"Uh…Who?" Angeal finally asked.

"My sister!" Zack cried. "I know what you did to her! YOU FIEND!"

"Fiend?" Genesis mouthed to himself, incredulous. Since when did Zack use words like that?

"Now, now," Angeal said, trying to calm his student. "Let's not get ahead of oursel– "

"HOW DARE YOU KNOCK UP MY SISTER!"


This is basically how Sephiroth found out Cloud was preggers in that one life.