Now we left of with me doing an awesome kick flip 180° with snowboard instead of a skate board

No you didn't

Fine we left off with...

Trooper: Allow me. *kicks open door sending it flying off its hinges*

Trooper: *steps aside* Ladies first.

Andr & Carla: Thank you.

Alex: Hehe you've done this before haven't you.

Trooper: This and much more.


Everyone enters to the others sitting down listening to Max tell them how he got here.

Max: So I ran into Zealot-

Cupa: Who's Zealot?

Luke: *smirk* Oh he's a very bad man he rapes and kills without remorse.

Cupa: *trembles*

Trooper: Hi Max oh and Luke your door died.

Luke: O_O What!? *runs out room*

Luke: Nooo my go- oh I don't care about this door I thought you was talking about my gold door

Trooper: Gold door?

Luke: Yeah my bed room door made of gold. I mean who care about a wood door.

Trooper: You should let me have a gold bar?

Luke: No have a gold block.

Trooper: For real?

Luke: No.

Trooper: *punches Luke*

Luke: Ouch!

Carla: Uh are those to really friends?

The boys: No

Andr: So Max what happened with Zealot?

Max: Oh he seen smoke in the distance and went towards it.

Andr: to do what?

Max: he went there to actually sacrifice people there.

Luke: Hey don't touch me you acting like the Doctor.

Andr: who the Doctor?

Luke: Ask trooper that his man.

Andr: Ok. Trooper can I now more about your man?

Trooper: Ok three things first the Doctor isn't my man. Second he's the guy who sent us here.

Andr: And third?

Trooper: *kicks Luke in balls* Stop lying Luke!

Everyone: O_O

Luke: AHH you bastard.

Trooper: Aww you about to cry?

Luke: No I am going to do this.

Trooper: What?

Luke: This *trip trooper*

Trooper: *uses hands to push him up* Boy I am a soldier I work out and I must say that's the worse thing you've done.

Luke: Dick.

Trooper: *kicks Luke in the face*

Cupa: Are they always like this?

Alex: Yeah but now they about to fight.

Luke: Haha I'm an angle guardian that was the weakest kick ever *round house kick trooper though a window*

Cupa: Wow.

Alex: This normal.

Cupa: Is he going to be ok?

Alex: Yeah.

The wall explodes Trooper walks in holding an RPG.

Trooper: Miss me bitch!?

Luke: Hahaha COME GET ME!

Both: Begin fighting.

Cupa: Uh you sure they both be ok?

Alex: Yeah but they have like a broken nose or something.

Andr: But they still be injured?

Alex: No max can heal them.

Andr: Oh he can?

Alex: Yeah but he can't fix a mansion.

Max: Yeah I'm a healer not a worker.

Alex: Regardless they'll be fine.

Both Trooper and Luke continue fighting until finally they stop.

Andr: Oh they're finished they look beaten.

Luke:*yawns*.

Trooper:*breathe heavily* You sleepy what the fuck?!

Luke: Yeah I'm sleepy cause you weak and this is boring.

Trooper: Your weak.

Luke: But I'm not tried or look like uhh *point at trooper* that.

Trooper: *fly kicks Luke out window*

Carla: Where gonna need to fix this arn't we?

Alex: Yeah most likely.

PK: Uh guys what the fuck is going on?

Max: Oh hey uh Trooper and Luke where fighting again.

Luke: Hahaha this was fun well I need to end this now.

Trooper: And how that going to happen?

Luke: Like this with one of my orbs which one aha this will do.

Trooper: You wouldn't dare kill me.

Luke: Who said I was going to kill you? Oh and my shadow behind you.

Trooper:*turn to see nonething there* You lied.

Luke: It the only way I can do this with my paralyze orb. *punch trooper*

Trooper: *falls down and mutters* Bastard.

Andr: Oh my god!

PK: He'll be fine...I think.

Alex: Yeah he should be fine it'll only last for awhile.

Luke: I am the champion!

Cupa: Uh why he not moving?

Luke: He's just paralysed for about two hours.

Alex: Uh Luke.

Luke: What?

Alex: Your mansion

Luke: Yeah I better get to work.

Alex: I help you fix this.

*one hours later*

Luke: There we done.

Alex: Looks good not great but good.

Luke: *glares at Alex*

Cupa: I love it!

Luke: *smiles* Thank you Cupa.

Cupa: *blushs*

Everyone then hears a noise and look over to see PK trying to drag away Trooper.

PK: it not what it look like.

Alex: PK it look like you trying to take trooper out of here without us knowing.

Luke: have a good day with him.

PK: OK *drag trooper out the door*

Alex: Why you do that for.

Luke: He be unparalyze in three, two, one...

PK comes flying through the window and lands on the floor.

Luke: Zero.

Cupa: Wait you said it would take two hours it's only been one hour.

Luke: Yeah I lied.

Trooper: Little bastard.

PK: Ouch

Cupa: You lied again.

Luke: Yes and no.

Cupa: It can't be both.

Psycho: Hey guy's *look down on the floor to see PK* please tell me he dead.

Trooper: He's about to be.

Psycho: Oh hey can I have him?

Trooper: *frowns* What are you gonna do?

Psycho: *grins* Nothing just have some fun.

Luke: Yeah sure take PK away.

Psycho: *starts dragging PK away* Thanks.

Alex: Ok to many weird thing are happening I think this is the perfect time to leave.

Andr: I second that.

Luke: You have to fix that Trooper.

Trooper: You told him to take me.

Luke: Yeah cause if I didn't you would broke my t.v. duhh

Trooper: Ok let go *walks out of mansion*

Everyone walks outside to see Psycho stareing at a huge Wickerman.

Everyone: O_O

Luke: Where the fuck did that come from?

Trooper: Zealot?

Andr: *shriek* He's here!

Alex: Probably but don't worry we'll protect you girls.

Luke:*mumbles* No he won't I will be doing all the fighting *put head down*

Zealot: I know what it look like but I had help is that right Herobrian.

Herobrian: shut up you idiot I'm trick you in giting me the things to make this.

Zealot: Yes my master the Wickerman.

Herobrian: No the Witherman *place three black skulls on the statue and a bright lights can from no where* Hahaha yes he here.

Everyone: *stairs into the bright lights as it fade to show some type of creature.*

Wither man: *looks at Herobrian* You summon me my Lord.

Herobrian: Yes I summoned you to destroy this place now get to it.

Wither man: Yes my Lord.

Everyone: O_O Oh shit!

Luke: This is gonna be fun *pulls out sword*

Trooper: Agreed. *raises RPG*

Alex: Let's get to it *Pulls out sword*

Psycho: Fuck yeah! *pulls out axe*

Zealot: *on knees* HAIL TO THE MASTER!

Herobrian: Zealot attack.

Zealot: You not my master.

Wither man: Zealot attack.

Zealot: Ok master.

Trooper: That not your master.

Zealot: It is my master and I shall obey.

Trooper: Very well then. *fires rocket at Zealot*

Zealot: My faith is my shield. *rocket is deflected away hits Luke's mansion*

Luke: Hey watch it you idiots!

Trooper: Quit bitching!

Luke: Max put a shield over my house.

Max: And if I don't?

Luke: We have to sleep with PK and Psycho.

Max: That a good point I put a shield over it you kill them.

Luke: And you a bitch. Trooper

Trooper: No I am not *fires rocket hits Zealots shield and hits Luke house*

Luke: Why is thier no shield?!

Max: I only just started god.

Psycho: Haha

Luke:*throws trooper at the mansion* Go fix it you son of a bitch.

Wither man: Go destroy them.

Zealot: Yes master.

Alex: Uh Luke Zealot has your turtle.

Luke:(0)_(0) My TURTLE! *charges at Zealot*

Zealot: Not this shit again. *charges at Luke*

Both begin fighting evenly.

Cupa: Tutrle?

Alex: Long Story.

Trooper: *gets up* That idiot!

Andr: Can he beat him.

Alex: Of course he have his turtle.

Luke: *pulls out sword* Give him back *charges agian*

Zealot: I don't have your turtle. *dodges*

Trooper: That dumb son of a bitch.

Alex: No let him fight.

Trooper: *sighs* Fine but I am going to kick his ass after this.

Alex: Fair enough.

Zealot: *swipes scythe at Luke*

Luke: *blocks*

Carla: They seem even.

Luke: How dare you even trade sides like this I going to kill you.

Zealot: I have to for my Lord.

Alex: Wait that happening to Luke?

Max: It finally happening he finally ranked up after these years.

Alex: You don't mean?

Max: Yeah he finally a God.

Trooper:...Bullshit!

Max: No no its true he's up a higher level now he's finally become...a God.

Psycho: Kinda gay how you know that.

Alex: Ah shut up Psycho. Now Zealots gonna get his ass kicked!

Alex: Wow look his guardian sword is now a-

Max: Yeah and his eye's change and his sword is upgraded, it's now a God sword with a blue lining with the cross in the middle.

Trooper: I don't care.

Alex: You jealous.

Luke: I tired of you I won't to finish this now.

Zealot: Agreed *begins chanting*

Trooper: Oh shit Zealots gonna change modes.

Alex: Uh what?

Trooper: Zealots going to change into a more powerful form.

Luke: Yes show me the power.

Zealot: *still chanting*

Wither man: Finnish him my pet.

Herobrian: Yes you two kill them I have business to attend to *disappears*

Trooper: Fuck this. *charge at the wither man*

Alex: Well he done.

Zealot finishes chanting and his scythe's handle turns black and the blade silver, and dark energy gathers around him.

Zealot: Take this! *fires an orb of dark energy*

Trooper charges towards the Wither and fires at it.

Wither man: Little bastard.

Luke: *grabs the dark ball of energy* What this suppose to kill me?

Zealot: No this does my scythe.

Luke: Max I can't hold this I'm losing my mind here if I d-

Max: I Barry you buddy in my backyard.*start to cry*

Luke: NO! I was going to say stay out of my room.

Max: Oh forget the rest I said ok.

Luke:AHHH!

Everyone...?

Luke:*start laughing evilly* I not going to die cause of that I'm a God fear me hahahahaha.

Zealot: Oh you will this is the same is the Death's Scythe. Which could kill a god. *grins and charges towards Luke*

Luke: *still laughing blocks* Hahahaha you weakling!

PK: Uh should we be worried?

Max: Maybe.

Luke: I don't need a sword now be paralyze *hit Zealot in the gut five times*

Zealot: Damn I should seen that comeing.

Luke: Yes but you didn't now you die. What orb should I do oh I got it I could use my green one which is my acid one and let it eat your insides yes that the perfect plan.
*shove a acid orb In zealot chest* Now watch as it eat you live.

Zealots cloths, flesh and muscle are disoveled by the acid leavening only his bones.

Zealot: You fucker!

Everyone: O_O

Max: Luke you ok now.

Luke eye's turn to there ordinary color and he forgot everything that happen from the last few minutes.

Luke: Yeah why?

Max: That good he not corrupted he must lost all his energy fighting Zealot.

Luke: Wow look at my sword what happen to it.

Max: We explain later now go kill the wither man

Luke: Snd that is?

Everyone looks over to see the Wither fighting against Trooper.

Zealot: Haha you can't kill the master!

Luke: Who's that skeleton?

Alex: Uh that's Zealot...just ignore him.

PK: How do you kill the Wither?

Cupa: First you have to shoot him then fight him.

Luke: But trooper is shooting him?

Cupa: It need to he a bow.

Max: I got this guardian bow come fourth*bow appeared*

Skelly: Yeah you not the only one *pull out bow*

Luke: AHH my head it hurts.

PK: How could it you don't have a brain.

Luke: *kicks PK away*

Trooper: Hey why you guys using bows!?

Skelly: You need to shoot it with bows and arrows then hit him!

Trooper: Oh! *pulls out bow*

Skelly: Ok fire.

Everyone then started to fore at the wither man as they did he grew weaker and weaker and changed to his true form but it was one thing they didn't know the wither man was actually a female.

Zealot: What I'm not worshipping a female.

Luke: Dude your suppose to be dead!


Well thank you guy and please review it always help to know that someone is reading this also we are starting on a new story it will be about soul eater but it be short so check it out once it upload bye bye XD

Luke: EVERYONE HE NOT LOOKING WE CAN RUN AWAY NOW!

Psycho: well why are you yelling we get caught you dumb ass.

Luke: cause it fun :3

LGH: can I put them on fire now for trying to run away?