Melanie: Hello my fans! Today we will be going on a field trip!

Anna: Yeah! A field trip with the ditz girl…

Matsuri: Anna… That's not very nice…

Melanie: sigh Well I guess I hope the best for you Anna…

Anna: I don't need your blessings!

Matsuri: Can't you two just get along!

Melanie: Okay! Peace on Earth!

Anna: Never!

Matsuri: sigh

Rika: I'm here too!

Melanie: Today we are going to the beach for a school trip!

Miu: Wasn't it just winter?

Melanie: Well where Kikiomi lives, it's almost summer!

Chika: Who?

Kikiomi: My author.

Everyone else: Oh…

Chapter 4

A Trip to The Beach

I looked out the window to see the beautiful field of flowers outside. Wile if I look to my left, I see a bunch of screaming fifth and sixth graders! Right next to me I saw a short girl who just couldn't sit still. She turned to me and said, "Hurray! The beach! I just can't wait! I love the beach don' you!"

I looked at her and said, "Oh yes, the beach. My favorite place in the world." It was a lie, but her eyes were sparkling, and innocent. The person behind us on the other hand, wasn't so innocent.

"So when we get there are you gonna show off you American curves with a bikini?" Miu-san asked me. She had a wide grin on her face. "I mean," she said looking at my breast, "You're boobs are bigger then Anna's."

I turned around and calmly said, "I don't like bikini's very much. I don't like my body very much either. I am going to wear my takini, and skirt-like bottom. So please don't get this weird idea that I like to show of my body. "

Miu looked at me seriously, and then she groped me!

I looked her shocked, and then I slapped her.

She turned toward Chika-san and said, "There real!" wile giving Chika-san a thumb up, then Chika-san hit Miu-san in the back of the head.

I turned back towards Rika, she looked at me with her sparkly eyes and asked, "and do you want to build a sand castle when we get there?"

I turned away and choked out, "Okay… I guess."

Her eyes sparkled even more, and then she asked, "What about sand mounds, or, sand angles, or a sand man, or even a sand ball fight!"

I just kept looking away and said, "Sure, sure, whatever you want Rika-chan"

Her eyes were at 100% sparkle power! "I love you Yuroichi-chan!" she declared as she hugged me. I am a pushover with this girl.

When we finally arrived at the beach it was nighttime so went straight to the hotel. On my list of roommates it said; Anna Coppola, Matsuri Sakuragi, Rika Kamika, Melanie Smith, Chika Ito, and Miu Matsuoka. Perfect! A week with Miu and Coppola!

The next morning after breakfast it was a free day! Miu-san looked at me disappointedly. Then she ran over and tackled me! "Show some skin!" she yelled as she was trying to rip my takini!

I punched her in the stomach and said, "Sweet merciful heavens! What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy loon?" Then I head-butted her, and ran to Rika-chan. Rika-chan was working on a picture. I took a peek. It was I! In a skimpy bikini! "Can I have that for a second?" I asked her generously.

"Okay!" she said, proud of her work.

I went and got a toy shovel and buried the picture. She looked at me with teary eyes. I sighed, and dug up the picture and handed it to her. "Well," I said, "I guess we should be working on that sand castle…"

She looked at me with sparkly eyes, "Okay!" she yelled. Then we started working on our lopsided, dysfunctional sand castle. This will be a fun school trip. I hope.

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Kikiomi: Now it's character time with Rika and Melanie!

Melanie: Hi! I'm Melanie Smith! I am eleven years old, and my favorite color is blue! My birthday is December 15. I am a Sagittarius! My hobbies are drawing and singing!

Rika: I'm Rika Kamika! I am ten years old, and my favorite color is yellow! My birthday is March 30, I am an Aeries! My hobbies are drawing and looking at yaoi with the bleep and bleep!

Kikiomi & Melanie: Rika-chan!

Rika: What?

Kikiomi: Well that's all for today! Bye-bye!