Happy New Years and a late Merry Christmas! I hope you have a wonderful day!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
recap:
"Who are you? I know your not an Uchiha." He stated.
"I'm a friend of Sasuke's. He invited me over tonight, but he forgot to tell me how to find his house." I said while rubbed the back of my head sheepishly.
"Why didn't you come home with Sasuke then?" He asked suspiciously.
"I had to tell my parents first as Sasuke invited me over during class today." I answered and chuckled a bit.
"Oh ok." He said with a grin as he let my shoulder go.
He really doesn't act like normal Uchihas. I guess some of those fanfiction authors were right with his personality.
"Can you show me where he lives please?" I asked and he agreed.
As we walked through the compound I noticed all the suspicious looks I received, but I ignored them. After a few more minutes I arrived and told Shisui that I could handle from there and he said farewell before leaving. Once he was out of sight I grinned and went around the house. I then peered through every window till I found Itachi's room. I grinned at the empty room and slightly opened it. I then pulled a letter out of my pocket and reread.
'Itachi Uchiha, by now you have asked Sasuke about me and you now realize that there was no way Sasuke would have known everything I told you. Now before you go off and tell the hokage, let me tell you that it would be in your best interest if you didn't because I know about the coup de'tat and I don't think you want the entire village to find out, would you? Of course you don't, so keep this to yourself. And if you think you can tell the hokage without me knowing or you think I'm bluffing then keep this in mind as well. I'm always watching. And I know everything, even your greatest weakness, Sasuke. If you think you can protect him from me then think again. After all, I was able to talk to Sasuke during the academy and I was able to waltz through this compound without anyone suspecting a thing. So keep that in mind if you're about to cross me.'
-Silent Shadow
P.S.- Have fun killing your family.
I grinned as I folded the letter in half and tossed it on his bed. I sighed as it landed directly on his bed like I wanted. I then turned around and sneaked through the small forest there. Before I walked out I put up my hood and climbed a tree. I then started to jump from one tree to the next. Eventually I made it out of the Uchiha compound without being noticed. They really need to stop being so arrogant. I then made my way home where I changed, ate, studied some jutsus, and then went to sleep.
end recap:
I woke up with a loud yawn. I sat up rubbed my eyes. I looked at my clock, 5:45.
I got out of bed and quickly took a shower. After I finished freshening up I darted out of my room and into the kitchen. I sighed and decided to make myself some breakfast. I made bacon with eggs. I made some for Rue too. The lazy ass. As I cooked I thought about what I could do after the academy. I could stay home and train. Annoy people, pull pranks on people, or do some random stuff. Meh, I'll train and then do something else later. I still have to work on Lightning Style: False Darkness anyways. I can't wait to see the look on Kakuzu's face when I use it. He created it for his masks after all.
"What's for breakfast?" I heard a sleepy voice ask from behind me.
"Bacon and eggs." I answered as Rue took a seat at the table.
"I'm thirsty." She mumbled.
"Then go get a drink." I told her as I flipped the eggs.
"But I'm too lazy. You get it." She said.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please!" She begged with a puppy dog look and I sighed.
"Fine." I relented and she cheered.
"But only because you wouldn't have shut up about it if I didn't." I declared as I grabbed a cup and walked to the fridge.
I poured her some milk and put the glass down in front of her.
"Thank you!" She, not so sincerely, thanked.
"Uh-huh." I replied as I put our breakfast on our plates. I then gave Rue hers while I took a seat next to her. Our table could fit four people. One on each side. She thanked me again before she started eating. I got myself some milk and started to eat as well.
"Akane, I'm bored." Rue whined as we walked down a street.
After breakfast we took a stroll through the village before the academy started. I looked at Rue and groaned.
"What do you want me to do about it?" I asked and she grinned at me.
"Well, we could always go into that dark alley over there and take off our clothes, and then-" She started before I slapped the back of her head. "Whahh! That was mean! I was only joking!"
"Uh-huh, sure you were." I drawled.
"I was! I'm being serious!" She exclaimed as she tugged on my arm.
"Hurry up. We need to get to the academy." I replied as I dragged her through the streets.
When we reached the academy I let a complaining Rue go. Once free, she darted inside with me on her heels. I followed her into he classroom were she jumped into a seat in the first row. I grinned and jumped after her causing her to scream. I landed on the seat next to her and grinned as she sighed in relief. I then looked around the classroom and saw everyone starring at us. I grinned at them and waved. I noticed that other than a few civies, Maikeru and Iruka weren't there. I then turned forwards and slammed my head on my desk.
"I'm bored!" Rue and I whined in unison.
We looked up and grinned at each other as a thought hit us.
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" We asked each other. "CARAMELLDANSEN!"
I then jumped on the desk with Rue following. But before we started I ran up to Naruto.
"Naruto join us!" I almost yelled and he looked at me in confusion.
"What?"
"If you do I'll buy you ramen." I told him and he grinned.
"Alright!" With that, he joined Rue. I then ran over to Hinata who 'eeped'.
"Hinata, join us!" I exclaimed and she started poking her fingers together.
"I-I don-don't k-know." She mumbled while blushing from embarrassment.
"Please! You'll be next to Naruto and you be alone! You don't even have to say anything! I'll even buy you cinnamon buns!" I begged and she finally nodded while blushing harder.
We then joined Rue and Naruto who were grinning. I then jumped on the desk while I offered Hinata a hand and pulled her up. Rue and I whispered the instructions to them so the rest of the class wouldn't overhear. After we were sure they understood I took out my phone and placed it on the seat behind me.
When we entered this world we had our phones with us. Though we couldn't use internet, Maikeru fixed it so we could call, text, etc. Pretty much, anything that doesn't need the internet itself.
I then looked for caramelldansen and hit play once I found it. I then stood up straight and all four of us started dancing to the music. It didn't long for us to grab the other student's attention. After a few minutes Rue and I started singing along to it. Once we started singing Naruto tried to sing a'long as well. That was when Maikeru walked in. He stared at us before he quietly shook his head. He then started walking over to his seat. When he passed us he kicked over mine and Rue's desk so we tumbled down. I ended up landing on my phone, ending the music. Naruto went over to Maikeru while Hinata went back to her seat. Rue and I then sat back into our seats like nothing happened. Of course my side and head were hurting, but meh.
After that little episode nothing interesting happened for quit awhile. Well, depending on how you look at it. There was that one time I decided to be a creep with Rue and we followed Itachi all day.
Flashback
Today was a slow day so when Itachi happened to walk by, Rue and I looked at each other with a grin. We then suppressed our chakra completely and started walking after him. We followed him to the edge of the village, in a forest. We looked at each other with knowing looks before we climbed separate trees. We then continued following the weasel until he stopped in a clearing. While we waited I silently put on my disguise. Time for the Silent Shadow to make a second appearance. It wasn't long until the one Itachi was waiting for appeared. I grinned as I saw Obito appear.
"Are you alone Itachi?" He asked.
"Yes Madara-sama." Itachi replied but I could tell he was tense meaning he got my note.
"What's wrong Itachi? You're more tense than usual." Obito stated and Itachi walked closer.
I grinned as Itachi took out the note I gave him and handed it to Obito who took it.
"What is this?" He asked.
"A note I got." Itachi answered.
Obito silently opened the letter and read it. A moment later he handed it back to Itachi.
"This could be a problem. Do you know who this 'Silent Shadow' is?" He asked Itachi.
"I only know that she has short black hair and green eyes. The Sandaime has no knowledge of her and the ANBU can never find her unless she wants to be found. She was able to walk into the academy and the Uchiha Compound without araising suspicion." Itachi ansered before he continued," I talked to Shisui and he told me how he found a little girl in the compound who claimed to be Sasuke's friend. He found nothing off about her so he led her to our house. He told me she was a great conversationalist. She told him that her soon to be teammate would wined up being Hokage."
I held back a laugh at that. It wouldn't surprise me if I was put on a team with Maikeru and he became hokage. The thought of Maikeru complaining about paperwork caused me to snicker. I immediately covered my mouth and Rue did a silent face palm.
"Who's there?" Itachi demanded as they both tensed.
I silently told Rue to leave and she complied. Once she was gone I flipped off the branch I was on and landed in front of them with a cocky grin. I saw Itachi narrow his eyes while Obito seemed to try and figure me out.
"Silent Shadow." Itachi stated and I gave smirk.
"Hello there Itachi. Nice day to meet with the cause of the Kyubbi attack ne?" I asked offhandedly and they both tensed.
"How do you know about that girl?" Obito demanded with some KI aimed at me.
"I know all black sheep." I told him with a knowing look and I saw his one eye widden in shock.
"How?" He demanded.
I glanced at Itachi and saw that he was somewhat lost. Pretty smart Obito. When you asked 'How' it made Itachi think that you meant how I knew all this, but you knew I would know that you meant how I know you're Obito.
"That's for me to know and for you to never find out." I told him with a cocky smirk.
"You don't seem to realize the position you're in." Obito growled out. "Answer or I will kill you."
I laughed insanely. After a moment I quite abruptly and looked at them emotionlessly.
"You can try. Let's play game shall we? If you can find me then I'll tell you everything. Good luck." I said and before they could respond I threw down a smoke bomb. "And remember, the Silent Shadow is always watching."
"Shit! Itachi find her!" I heard Obito yell and felt the two leave the area.
I smirked as the smoke cleared to show that I haven't moved an inch. I took off my disguise and put it in my storage scroll. I then ran out of the clearing to find Rue so we could go home and eat.
End Flashback
After that life went on as normal. Itachi was always tense when I saw him and would glance around often. On some occasions I could see Zetsu peeking about. The 'Silent Shadow' didn't make a reappearance. It didn't take long for a certain day to come. The Uchiha Massacre. DUN DUN DUN! After school that day I convinced Maikeru to let me go with him to the massacre. While Maikeru decided to stay after school with Sasuke, I got detention. I decided not to tell Rue when she ran out of the school cackling because I got detention, bitch. After my detention was done, Sasuke decided to go home, so Maikeru and I decided to walk him home.
"Sasuke!" Maikeru called out causing Sasuke to turn to us curiously. " Akane and I would like to come with you!"
"Why?" He asked.
"Well we just wanted to walk with you. There isn't really a reason. We just wanted to keep you company is all." Maikeru answered with a smile.
Maikeru had gotten his bandages off the day after our Caramelldansen episode. He didn't even have a single scar on him!
"Well if that's the case I suppose I can't say no." Sasuke replied.
As we walked to the Uchiha Compound I spaced out about meeting Obito not in 'Silent Shadow' mode. Hopefully, he won't be able to tell the difference, same with Itachi. Once we reached our destination, I starred in fascination at all the dead bodies. Sasuke darted as fast as he could to his house with Maikeru and I following. We decided to hang behind Sasuke a bit so he could have his goodbye moment with Itachi. I had a feeling that wouldn't last long though. When we reached his house we followed Sasuke to his parents bedroom. We didn't enter just yet though. When Itachi appeared we ran to Sasuke's side.
"Who are these children Sasuke?" Itachi asked emotionlessly.
"What happened here big brother?" Sasuke asked in horror.
"I killed our clan to test my st-" Itachi started before Maikeru cut him off.
"No you didn't."
"What?" He asked in confusion.
"Weren't you ordered to do it by Danzo?" Maikeru asked coolly.
"How do yo-" Itachi began, "No, I was not ordered to kill my clan. I simply wante-"
"No, I'm pretty sure he's right. I could have sworn you were ordered to do it." I interrupted him.
"I will kill you where you stand!" He yelled as he did the signs for the Fireball jutsu.
I glanced behind us at a crying Sasuke.
"NO! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" I yelled dramatically and I saw Maikeru face palm out of the corner of my eye. "You're a pacifist! You aren't supposed to kill people!"
"Yup, were screwed." Maikeru said simply.
"Bad weasel bad!" I yelled as I pointed at him.
"Why is it taking so long for him to kill us?" I heard Maikeru ask and I looked to see that Itachi had stopped and was just staring at us. Is it just me or did he look annoyed at me. "So you aren't going to kill us?"
"No, I was only ordered t-"
"Called it!" I yelled triumphantly as I pumped my fist in the air.
"This is not the time Akane." Maikeru told me without looking my way and I put my head down with a pout.
"Like I was saying, I was only ordered to kill Uchihas and to leave the village. It is not my job to kill any non-Uchihas other than Sasuke." Itachi said.
"Yes I know your mission. And I also knew about your plans for Sasuke. I also knew they weren't going to work. You would only make him turn on the village so he could become more powerful and then he would vow to kill the village that made you suffer. You know for a genius, you're pretty stupid." Maikeru ranted on like that about how Itachi was doomed to fail and Itachi himself could only stare in shock.
"How do you know all of this?" Itachi finally asked him.
At this point I grew bored and looked back at a passed out Sasuke. I grinned as I took out a stick from nowhere and crouched next to him. I then started to poke him. I continued to poke him while thinking about Obito. I knew it wouldn't take long until he arrived. I didn't know how long those two were talking, but I was broken from my musings when Itachi spoke.
"I see. I will have to take my leave now though."
I paused in my poking to look at them. I 'eeped' and hid behind Maikeru at Itachi's glare.
"If you could wait a moment, I have a favor to ask of you." Maikeru started.
"I see so you did want something of me." Itachi replied.
"Well not me as much as her." Maikeru said pointing back to me.
"Huh? What?" I asked quickly.
"Nothing go back to doing whatever it is idiots do." Maikeru sighed.
"Yes sir!" I saluted trying to be serious and went back to staring out the window at the shadow on the rooftop looking at us.
"She wants to meet the other Uchiha who is helping you. He is going by the false name of Madara." Maikeru said.
"He is not the real Madara?" Itachi asked in surprise.
That's when the shadow disappeared and I grinned.
"Like I said. For a genius. You are pretty stupid. Madara is dead and has been for a while. Well not that long but still pretty long. A few months? A couple years? Oh well all that matters is that he is not the re-"
"Who is what now?" I heard a voice call out.
"TOBI!" I yelled as I ran up to hug him.
As I ran up it took him by surprise so he stepped back, and I almost got to hug him, until I phased through him and hit my head on the wall behind him.
"Owie my head!" I whined rubbing my head with my hands. "Tobi's being mean!" I said to Maikeru who rolled his eyes.
"Who is Tobi?" Obito questioned. "Oh well it dosent matter you're all about to die anyhow."
"I'm to young to die! Again!" I exclaimed.
"Again?" Obito asked.
"Hit me with your best shot! Fire away!" I began singing as I ran out of the house.
"As you wish." I heard him say.
I looked behind me to see him chasing me causing me to scream.
"RAPE! RAPE!" I screamed with my hands thrown in the air and I grinned when I saw him stumble at my accusation.
"Come back and fight me coward!" He called.
"Like that would make me turn around!" I yelled over my shoulder.
"If you're done I would love to talk to you now masked man." I heard Maikeru say confidently. His answer was two fireballs. "Sorry!"
"Help! Help! He's trying to eat me!" I yelled.
"Spammer!" I yelled when I saw him shoot two more fireballs at Maikeru.
"What does that even mean?!" Obito yelled in aggravation.
"It means stop using the same move fricken spammer." Miakeru said. And again a couple of fireballs was sent at him. "Why aren't you shooting at her?!".
"BEAUSE TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" I yelled and yelped as two fireballs came at me.
I stopped running and turned around to face the fireballs. I then spread my arms open and grinned. Before I could run up and hug the firballs, Itachi pulled me out of the way.
"Are you two suicidal?!" Itachi yelled out in frustration.
"Maybe." I said and I heard Maikeru yell out 'Lil' bit'.
"Well let me grant your wish for death!" Obito yelled and shot a bunch of Phoenix Flowers at Maikeru.
"Can I get fries with that?!" I called out to Obito, but alas, I was ignored.
"You know you're going to get everybody's attention this way right?!" Maikeru yelled.
"Oh yeah." Obito said as if he had forgotten.
I looked around and saw that almost everything was on fire. And I saw that Sasuke was running away with terrified eyes making me cackle.
"Spammer!" I yelled again as he shot more Phoenix Flowers at Maikeru.
"No he used a different move in between! That means th-" Maikeru started until another one was fired at him. "God damn it stop spamming!"
"I have no idea what that means I am simply using what I know to win." Obito replied.
"Learn something new then!" I yelled.
"Stay out of this!" Obito yelled at me.
"Make me! You're not the bo-" And then a fireball came my way and Itachi, who was still holding me at his side, had to dodge the attack.
"Could you please stop making us a target?" He asked me nicely.
"NO! This is a once in a life time opportunity!" I replied.
"Yes well it is about to be the last of your life time's opportunities!" Obito yelled.
"Hey did you forget about m- oh crap stop shooting fire balls at me!" I heard Maikeru say.
"No I didn't forget I simply don't care about you. You are not a threat to me. I could squash you like a bug you ins-" This comment was met with a lightning bolt to the face which explode and left a small cloud of dust.
"Ha! Take that yo- fuck! How did that not do anything?" Maikeru proclaimed until he saw the dust clear and Obito was unscathed. "You must have let it phase through you!"
"No, the attack was simply to weak to harm me in any way." Obito replied.
"That's what you want us to believe!" I yelled before Itachi started to scold me."Hey what about Sas-" I started before I yelped as I was dropped. "I shouldn't have said anything. Now nobody is here to protect me."I said to myself just before Obito realized it to and began to launch a couple of fireballs at me.
"Spammer!" I yelled before weaving a bunch of hand signs and yelled out "Lightning Style: False Darkness"
"Not in the village you idiot!" I heard Maikeru yell.
"What?!" I heard Obito exclaim at the same time.
"Oh crap!" I yelled just before a blast of lightning blew through the fire balls.
Fortunately Obito phased through it, but it definitely didn't miss the thirty or so houses on the way out of the Uchiha compound.
"Sorry! I didn't mean it!" I yelled to Maikeru.
"What was that?!" Obito yelled.
"What the?! Who was that?!" I heard Itachi yell from across the compound.
"You just blew up my compound!" Maikeru yelled at me.
"Whoops..." I replied sheepishly.
"Whatever you're helping me fix this." He told me.
"Good luck with that." I whispered.
"What?!" He yelled out.
"Nothing!" I replied.
"That's what I thought!"
"Don't ever divide your attention from a battle with me!" I heard Obito shout.
"Huh what was tha- oh crap!" Maikeru yelled and jumped out of the way from a bunch of flaming Phoenix Flowers coming at him. They blew up the house he was on.
"Why should we?!" I yelled.
Then it hit me. I'm out of chakra. Shit.
"Shut up!" Maikeru yelled at me.
"What did I just sa-" Obito began.
"You too! I am busy scolding this stupid soon to be ninja. Wait your turn."
"How dare you!" Obito yelled. Yeah I think Maikeru pissed him off. "You are only a child! How dare you act better than me!"
"Oh yeah that's right, I'm still only seven. Whoops guess I forgot about that." Maikeru said.
"You forgot?!" He yelled.
"I came back when I heard the exp- what the heck happened here?!" Itachi yelled looking at the massive gash in the ground where I used False Darkness.
"Seriously though, how has nobody heard any of this?!" I heard Maikeru yell out. Right then a bunch of ANBU showed up. "What now you decide to show up? Seriously she blows a giant gash into the Uchiha compound and you shrug it off. I yell and you just happened to come? You are the most inefficient group EVER!" Maikeru ranted on.
"We did hear it all but... We were ordered to stay away." One of them answered him.
"Fuck you. Go away. We don't need your inefficient help. You'll probably just get killed because you didn't fucking notice a giant fireball flying at your face. Oh hey where did that come from? Well I don't know maybe the fucking enemy?!" He kept on ranting.
"Are you done sir?" The same ANBU as before asked.
"Yeah for now." He replied.
"Well in that ca-" He said right before he exploded from a giant fireball to the face.
"Yup... totally called it. Hey you dumb asses you want to blow up to?" Maikeru asked the other ANBU.
"No sir." They answered in unison.
"Then stop talking and start dodging!" He yelled pointing to their left where another fireball was coming from.
They didn't make it. They blew up in a giant explosion.
"NO! FRED!" I yelled out dramatically.
"Shut up none of those losers deserve the name Fred!" Maikeru yelled back.
"Don't speak of your comrades like that." Itachi tried to scold us.
"How about you don't leave seven year olds to fight a fire spitting mask wearing psychopath just to see if your wimpy little brother got away." I saw Itachi lower his head a little.
Just then a few more fireballs came in from both sides. Maikeru let them hit him. When the smoke cleared it showed him perfectly fine. He then just stood there with a pissed off look. Obito then shot more fireballs at him.
"Stop shooting fire balls at me while I'm ranting in my head!" He at him.
"Make me!" Obito yelled back as he shot a few more.
He stole my line! That bastard! I shall get my revenge for this! REVENGE!
"You run out of insults and started stealing them from kids or something?!" Maikeru yelled at him.
"You stole my line!" I decided to yell out.
"You know what, I think I am actually going to atta-" And just as Maikeru was about to finally attack the Sandaime showed up.
"What is with all of this noise?!" He yelled. "The villagers are very worried and cannot sle-" He then noticed the giant gash in the compound. He looked over at Maikeru and he shrugged. He looked over at me and I smiled at him innocently. "Both of you are to fix this compound. And you are both going to be in charge of cleaning this village every day until you become genin!"
"But I didn't even get to blow up anything!" Maikeru yelled out.
"Well to bad you were both here when I arr-" He then notcied Itachi and realized what was going on. "I would like for you two to leave." He said immediately.
"Okay let the grown ups talk then." Maikeru said to me and grabbed my hand and led me out of the compound.
When we got out of the compound Maikeru started yelling at me for being an idiot because I used my most powerful attack.
"I regret nothing!" I declared proudly once he was done.
"Yeah because you won't do any of the work and I will have to do it all you lazy bum." He said back.
He then laid down and said he was going to sleep for a few days. I shrugged and skipped home with a huge grin on my face. I cackled as I recalled the events that just transpired. People on the streets looked at me as if I lost my sanity. Can't lose what I never had. I can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring!
Thanks for reading and please review as it gives me motivation!
-akatsuki-espada10
