[Future Mrs. Barton]

I have blackmail

[Spider Queen]

oooo goodie

how juicy is it

[Future Mrs. Barton]

vvvv good

[Spider Queen]

ok spill

spill now

[Future Mrs. Barton]

okay

…sam sleeps with a big bird teddy

[Spider Queen]

OMMGGG

this is GOLD

[Future Mrs. Barton]

I kno

patting myself on the back

[Spider Queen]

putting this on Facebook

and Twitter

and SHIELDs webpage

tagging u

[Future Mrs. Barton]

yes I kno

just got 47 texts saying congrats on my sneaky genius skills

[Spider Queen]

XD

[Future Mrs. Barton]

so u use emojis now?

ok then

oh and also can u come get clint out of the lab

[Spider Queen]

y?

[Future Mrs. Barton]

cos he's being an annoying whiny pest

[Spider Queen]

u show ur love in such strange ways

[Future Mrs. Barton]

I kno

but dad and I r working on something secret

[Spider Queen]

how secret

like 'burn ur eyes after reading' or

[Future Mrs. Barton]

no just normal 'hush hush'

but nobody can kno

so huurrryyy

[Spider Queen]

omw

[Future Mrs. Barton]

finally

[Spider Queen]

-.-