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Summary: Bella swan one of forks biggest mischief-makers, with her own unique style. Bella is adored and loved by all the boys in Forks she however is completely oblivious to it all. Her best friends Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale have made it their mission to get Bella and Alice's older brother Edward together. And have enlisted their boyfriends Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale to help.
Info –My characters are still pretty similar to their story counterparts but they are OCC a bit on the whole so yeah don't expect carbon copies as I am no steph Meyer just someone who loves to write =) any Q's PM me =) yeah this chap is going to have multi POV's sorry but I just need to the characters are screaming at me to write them haha and Meh I thought Newton's 'punishment' was fairly funny coz yeah I have seen something sorta similar done to the school 'nasty'
Songs I was listening to: Just a Girl - Bomshel
Good Girls Go Bad (Featuring Leighton Meester) - Cobra Starship
Your Guardian Angel– Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rating: At this stage I am going to rate M 15+ to stay on the safe side
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"They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell."
~ Franco Diligenti
You think you're right, but you were wrong
You tried to take me, but I knew all along
You can't take me for a ride
Well I'm not a fool now, so you better run and hide
~ Trouble - Pink
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~*~APOV~*~
I watched as Edward stormed away with anger that was clear on his face. I heard Bella calling after him but Douchewad made an appearance and he didn't stop. Bella looked like a fish with her mouth opening and closing, before she turned on her heals and stomped into the building. Emmett let out a booming belly laugh
"Newton's in for it now" he snickered you could practically hear the wheels turning in his head.
Bouncing on the balls of my feet, I clapped my hands together and let out a tiny squeal.
"They are destined to be together," I giggled as I danced over to my Jazz and linked out hands. Rosalie snorted
"you think"
"Oh Rose I am, I see it," I said tapping my head as a dreamy look fell over my face as I imagined us all together happy. "You know to never bet against me" I looked over at Rosalie I gave her a wicked grin
"Rosie... are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Tinker bell we need to plan"
I turned to face Jasper I said
"And I have the perfect helpers"
~*~BPOV~*~
Gah I felt shock and anger course through my body as Edward ignored me and continued to walk away after a few moments I stomped into the building walking through the halls
"Stupid Newton" I mumbled under my breath I hated when Edward got all pissy. I felt my hands clench and unclench as I started to think how I was going to get Newton back, hmmm replace his body wash with hair removal cream nahh done that... oooo itching powder in his underwear, EWWWW I don't need to see the dumbass scratching the crown jewels. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little at that one... ummm ummmmm BINGO light bulb moment I rubbed my hands together in glee as I stopped outside the music room pushing open the door I was just about to shout out my idea when I heard the angry piano. I let out a sigh you can always judge Edwards mood from music and he was PISSED. As I walked across the room, the music switched to a gentle melody and I sat down in the spot Edward created next to him I waited until the notes started to slow before my colossal lack of verbal filter kicked in and I blurted out
"soooo angry?" I mentally slapped myself as I watched his expression change as he stated ranting
"Stupid Newton should have kicked him in his tiny, miniscule, Lilliputian, insignificant, little, microscopic, midget..." I had to cut him off we could be here all day
"Holy thesaurus Rape Edward..." I blurted out before dissolving in laughter as I threw my head back holding back the snort I knew was building. I told Edward the last bell was going and pulled his 6'2 frame behind me through the halls and into homeroom. Sitting down I spaced out a little as Mr Banner started his welcome back speech. I was broken out of my daydream by Newton squealing like a pig I glared at him for disrupting my thinking time. Not long after the bell rang for first period and Edward waited at my desk that cocky eyebrow of his raised as he looked towards my timetable, which I didn't even notice
"Bloody hell" I whispered as I say double period maths, I told Edward what I had and he reached out a hand tucking my curtain of hair behind my ear, my whole body stiffened as I felt electricity coursing through my body from his touch. I felt my face heat up with my cursed blush as I quickly gathered up all my stuff and tried not to trip as we walked to our first class.
We made it to Maths as the last bell rang and took our usual seats I saw Edward put in his white iPod earphones and groaned a little he was useless now reaching into my bag I groped around until I hit the familiar shape of my iPod pulling it out I selected Your anything by Taylor Swift and popped one earphone in as I started mouthing the lyrics
I could be your favourite blue jeans
With the holes in the knees
In the bottom of the top drawer
I could be your little beauty queen
Just a little outta reach
Or the girl livin next door
I'll be your angel givin up her wings
If that's whatchya need
I'd give everything to be your anything
The sound of a high pitched laugh snapped me out of my music daze I let out a groan as I saw the Ho-Leaders walk towards Edwards desk swinging their hips in a way I am SURE they were TRYING to be all smexy but if you got it you got it... and those nasty hoes DID NOT HAVE IT! Pulling out my earphone, I rested my chin on my hand as Tanya, Lauren and Jessica squealed
"EDDIE" I cringed I knew how much he hated that name Bella – 1 tre-HO – 0. I laughed as they all scrambled to take the free seat next to Edward eventually Tanya sat on the corner of Edwards table crossing her legs slowly and pushing out her chest glancing over at me with a smirk on her face ok Bella – 1 Tre-HO – 1. I watched as she leant towards Edward and ran her fingers up his arm as she used her insert eye roll and finger quotes here 'seductive' voice he face getting closer and closer to Edwards. I felt my blood start boiling as my grip tightened on my iPod it was actually starting to hurt my hand. Dropping it, I cleared my throat as Tanya's skanky lips were nearly on Edwards.
I took a claiming breath as Tanya croaked out
"call me Eddie I know you want me" did she think that really worked? Looking at my fingernails, I tried to look board
"Oh Tanya I see your playing stupid again... and it looks like your winning too" I crooned sweetly I repressed a laugh as Tanya hopped of Edward's table like she had been burnt and snapped orders at Jessica and Lauren her mindless minions. I felt the butterfly's return in full force as Edward smiled his Colgate grin at me. Seconds later Mrs Rantel came in and tried to teach all our eager young minds about Algebra. JOY... not I started doodling on my paper when I heard Edward whisper
"What are we gonna do about Newton?" I nearly let out a squeal of excitement and nearly started clapping my hands together... hmmmm note to self spend less time with Alice I felt the wicked grin creep on my face as I turned to I was angled towards his body and leaned in
"well I was thinking I know where some wicked strong neon pink dye is in the art room and while all you sporty people are doing your thing I could sneak into the boy's locker room and it in Newton's shampoo and body wash" I could just picture it Newton pink like the perverted pig he is. I held my breath as I waited for Edwards's reaction.
His emerald eyes glowed as his shoulders shook from laughter
"Evil bells, that shit doesn't come off for DAYS" I cocked my eyebrow and felt my lip curl up into a smirk
"I know" I whispered, looking up I saw that we were getting the Stink eye from the teacher and I slid down in my seat a little doodling in the corner of my book. Finally after like a billion years the bell rang jumping up I stuffed all my shit into my bag and started to walk out of the class as I turned to head to art I felt someone slip their pinkie around mine and hold it tightly, turning I smiled at Edward and whispered
"All for one"
"and one for all" he said back a smile on his face. I squeezed my pinkie remembering when we were kids we would walk around like this everywhere and sprout off our 'motto' no one was left behind. As we crept down the hall I stopped in my tracks as I heard Edward quietly sing
"Nanananananananana BATMAN!" as he pressed his back against the wall. I doubled over as I tried to stop laughing
"Shit E you can't do shit like that on a covert operation," I whisper yelled as I choked back a snort.
"What? We needed awesome theme music and EVERYONE uses the mission impossible theme, 'side the B-man is cool" he flashed his Colgate grin at me his jade eyes twinkling with mischief I laughed as I said
"You're lucky you have a pretty face Cullen"
"I can't help it if I'm really, really ridiculously good looking Bella-donna" he said as he waved a hand down the front of his body "... its OK to be jealous" he winked as he started to run down the hall after a few seconds my brain caught up and I chased after him...
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~*~EPOV~*~
As I ran I let out a loud laugh as I weaved my way through students glancing over my shoulder randomly. I could see Bella not far behind me her a blush on her cheeks and her brown eyes glowing as I turned a corner I felt my feet slipping a little and I skidded quickly righting myself I leant against the wall a few seconds later I could hear Bella's light footsteps and as she rounded the corner she slid out like I knew she would quickly I wrapped my arms around her waist as she started to fall. Laughing I set her back onto her feet and put my arm around her shoulders
"Saved you again Swan"
"Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you E" Bella laughed as she shoved me gently in the side. I pulled her closer and let myself inhale her sweet strawberry scent, as we got closer to the art room I debated pulling out some mad ninja moves to make Bella laugh again, however I just removed my arm and opened the door for her I watched as a light blush lit up her cheeks as she walked through the door into the semi dark room. I watched the door as Bella quickly ran to the back cupboard I couldn't help but stare at her ass... I quickly tore my eyes away as I heard her let out a whisper yell
"YES" looking back I saw her waving a small white bottle
"Time to go your 'late' for gym now" she laughed as we ran down the hall towards the gym
"Sorry coach" I yelled as he turned and faced us as we walked through the doors
"Cullen, Swan" Coach Clapp yelled "Explain"
"It's my fault coach, I fell" Bella said looking through her lashes with a embarrassed look on her face she's good
"Why am I not surprised, go change you to" coach sighed quickly we made our way to the locker rooms and changed
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~*~BPOV~*~
I slipped the small dye bottle into the band of my shorts and walked into the gym with Edward
"Newton keeps his crap in a little blue bag" he whispered as we exchanged knowing looks as he jogged towards the group and I sat on the bleachers. Coach learned quickly that sports and I don't mix, after I twisted a ankle and 'accidently' threw a basket ball into Newtons face. I waited until I heard the shrill sound of coaches whistle before slipping off the bleachers and down towards the locker rooms. Glancing around I slipped into the lockers walking down the rows of lockers I glanced at the names slapped on the front the smell of boy and sweat made my nose itch Cheney, Turner, Cullen, Cullen, Jefferson, Crowely, Smith, Hanpson then finally Newton!
"Bingo" I whispered taking a deep breath I opened the locker and saw the blue bag Edward told me about. Opening it I saw the shampoo bottle screwing open the lid I grabbed the dye bottle from my pants and squirted some into the bottle. Screwing the lid back on I shock it up well so Newton wouldn't notice it. Rummaging around in the little bag I finally found the bottle of body wash I repeated the process again and crossed my fingers Newton wouldn't notice the slightly hot pink tinge his body wash had. Snapping the lid back on the nearly empty dye bottle I put all of Newton's stuff back in his bag and put it all back where I found it before slipping out of the boys locker room and back into the gym. I caught Edwards eye and winked letting him know the deed was done.
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