Enter King Morphiess

Morgan and Zarbon were reading another letter from Jada; they were officially boyfriend and girlfriend now, even though they really should have waited until Morgan turned sixteen. Bruce tried to turn Zarbon over to the police because he was "seducing" Morgan, but there was no way to prove how old Zarbon actually was. He was too genetically different from a human to tell how old he was.

So Bruce more or less had to accept the fact that his, what he thought was a vulnerable daughter was now dating an alien twice her age. Oh well, he was hoping they would come to their senses and break it off as soon as possible.

Zarbon's birthday happened last week, and he turned forty four on June 30th, they had a party for him and he felt honored, but it still didn't change the fact that it was now July and nowhere near September 24th, which was Morgan's birthday. Zarbon just wanted her damn birthday to happen so he didn't have to feel guilty about dating her when she was fifteen years old. They just couldn't wait it out, could they? Oh well.

Morgan and Zarbon were sitting on the staircase, "You know what Morgan, I've been thinking lately, what if my father is still alive?" Zarbon asked.

"I thought you wanted nothing to do with him, especially after he cheated on your mom, left you two to rule the planet while running off with your half-sister's mother, and all that other stuff." Morgan said.

"Yes I'm still very angry with him, especially since he sent Miretta to pick me up from Planet Frieza, and she married Shasha who abused her, but what can one do about it? There is a part of me missing since I don't have contact with him. Now that Frieza is dead and the Cold Empire has collapsed, maybe we can have a relationship." Zarbon said.

"Well why don't you call him?" Morgan asked.

"Because the cell phones and home phones on this planet don't get great reception into outer space. I don't even know if he's still alive or not." Zarbon said.

"Perhaps you could communicate with him through a satellite." Morgan said.

"Yes, like that movie "Contact". Yes that works, after all I want you to marry me, and I love you." Zarbon said grabbing Morgan's hand and kissing it.

"I'm too young; you're old enough to be my father." Morgan said.

"I know I am, but I still look young don't I?" Zarbon asked.

"Of course you do, but let's face it, you don't look like a spring chicken." Morgan said.

"But of course I don't look like a chicken, I'm a Primal Changeling." Zarbon said, not knowing that modern day English contained the phrase "spring chicken," nor knew what it meant.

"We just have July, August and until late September until we can officially say we are a couple. However, we have to wait until I get out of high school to get married, and who knows if what we have will last." Morgan said.

"We'll just tell my father we're getting married, it might get him down here faster." Zarbon said.

"Ok if that'll get him to Earth," Morgan said.

Meanwhile their friend Jada from school was visiting Europe; he left Paris on a train to Germany. He was listening to a German CD while looking at a German book, "God German is harder than I thought." He said.

He looked over and noticed a cute girl, "Maybe I can communicate with her." Jada then spoke German to her.

"Hello, so where are you from?" Jada asked stammering his German.

She looked at him and spoke in French, "I'm French silly boy!" She said.

"I take it she doesn't speak German then, looks like I'm out of luck for now." Jada thought to himself.

Morgan and Zarbon went to the nearest satellite that evening and had a telephone with them that they hooked up to it Zarbon then dialed the universal code for Planet Primal. It took a good half an hour, but it worked out the way they planned it.

"Might one help you?" A woman, who somehow had an English sounding accent, but was speaking in a very different language asked.

"Why aren't you speaking English?" Zarbon asked.

"Oh sorry, the king demanded that we start speaking Primal Changeling to preserve our native tongue. Not sure why, but we still speak English to outsiders." The lady said on the other line in clear English.

"May I speak to King Morphiess please?" Zarbon asked.

"Who might I ask who is calling?" The woman asked.

"It's his son Prince Zarbon calling." Zarbon said.

"That's impossible his son was murdered on Planet Namic years ago." The lady on the other line said.

"I swear it's me, a sorceress resurrected me onto Planet Earth number 2, and I want to talk to my father immediately." Zarbon said in Primal Changeling.

"Interesting, it appears to be a fellow Primal Changeling, but you are really calling from Planet Earth number 2 as I can see. Just a second." The person on the other line said.

Then this loud, British sounding voice came through the other line, "Hello, the sexiest king in the universe speaking!" King Morphiess said on the other end. It must have been his secretary talking with, Zarbon.

"Father?" Zarbon asked.

"Father? Who is this? Is this a practical joke?" Morphiess asked.

"It's me Zarbon, I'm alive and well." Zarbon said.

"Zarbon is that you?" Morphiess asked.

"Yes it's me dad, I…" Morphiess interrupted Zarbon.

"Oh my God are you a ghost? You were killed by Vegeta, Cooler called me to tell me the bad news! How are you even alive?" Morphiess asked.

"A sorceress resurrected me into the north end of the galaxy on planet Earth two!" Zarbon said.

"Is she hot?" Morphiess asked.

"Yes very indeed, but she's my fiancée." Zarbon said.

"You finally found true love, I'm so happy for you!" Morphiess said laughing manically on the phone.

"Is your dad all right?" Morgan asked.

"He's manic-depressive." Zarbon said.

Ok so maybe the term manic-depressive was an exaggeration on Zarbon's part. After all, Zarbon himself was misdiagnosed as such, because in the past he suffered from very intense mood swings.

Morphiess was only driven mad because his parents were turned over by his older sister to Frieza and beheaded. His older sister became queen, trusted Frieza too much, to the point where he poisoned her and died because of it. To make matters worse, Morphiess lost two children, Miretta was burnt at the stake, and Zarbon died on Namic, but now that Zarbon was alive again, and he needed to bond with him!

"I'd like to come over to her house to meet the rest of the family." Morphiess said.

"That's fine, when are you coming by?" Zarbon asked.

"In a week," Morphiess said.

"Make it sooner," Zarbon said.

"Ok son, but only because you're getting married, is she a princess, because your mother wasn't." Morphiess said.

"No she's not dad, but she can sure act like one." Zarbon said.

"That's great; I'll be by Thursday your galaxy day." Morphiess said.

"That's great dad, and don't bring your queen with you!" Zarbon said.

"I haven't been married in years son." Morphiess said.

"Bye see you Thursday." Zarbon then hung up the phone.

"Oh my God he's coming tomorrow!" Zarbon said.

"I can't wait to meet a real king." Morgan said with her eyes twinkling.

At the train station in Berlin, Jada got off the train, he then bumped into a woman a pretty woman who looked to be about in her teens, "Watch where you're going!" she said.

"I'm sorry!" Jada said.

Later on Jada went to a museum in Berlin and bumped into the same girl, "Sir watch where you are going!" she yelled.

"I'm sorry; I don't speak very good German." Jada said.

"Wait a minute, haven't I seen you before?" The woman asked.

"Yah we bumped into each other at the train station." Jada said.

"You're that American!" She said.

"Yes I am." Jada said.

"You look like that Germanic Norse god Thor, except you are actually pretty short." She said, come to think of it she was taller than him, and she looked like she was maybe like 5'8 to 5'9 feet tall.

"Excuse me? Lady I embrace my 5'6 feet tall stature, I have the unrealistic confidence of a five year old, and no matter how inferior of a height I am to you, I can handle rejection a lot better than I look." Jada said.

"You look so athletic, I actually am somewhat turned on by your confidence. I'm Eva Swartz." She said.

"I'm Jada Banks, my ancestors are from Germany, I came to visit for a day, and I have nowhere to stay." Jada said.

"Wow you're handsome." She said.

"Thank you, I'm a ballerina, I just dance in "Swan Lake" in Paris." Jada said proudly.

"Do you want me to show you around?" Eva asked.

"Sure." Jada said.

"I was supposed to run errands for papa, but I'll buy you some tickets for touring." Eva said.

When Thursday hit, a space pod landed in the lake in the back of Morgan's house, a space pod shot out of the lake and onto the ground. Zarbon had his usual warrior outfit on to look impressive.

The space pod opened up, and out stepped a man, who had dark turquoise skin, his chest was showing. He had dark, thick, long navy blue hair with yellow eyes. He was wearing a beautiful forehead crown on, and a purple cape attached to a chain around his neck, he also wore earrings. He had Roman sandals on with an Egyptian looking kilt; he was oriental looking, just like Zarbon and dashingly handsome, muscular and about 6'1 feet tall.

"Hey ladies I'm here! Where are those pretty earth girls?" Morphiess asked licking his chops.

"Dad we're the only ones out here!" Zarbon said blushing with embarrassment.

"Zarbon is that you, my firstborn?" Morphiess said.

The officially last time Morphiess saw Zarbon, was when Morphiess crashed Frieza's palace and tried to kill Frieza, as an act of revenge because Frieza destroyed planet Vegeta and killed Morphiess' best friend King Vegeta. Zarbon managed to knock Frieza to the ground so that Morphiess could run away safely; after all, Morphiess was seconds away from being killed by Frieza.

Morphiess was ever so grateful that even though when he tried to talk to Zarbon before he crashed Frieza's palace, that Zarbon cared enough about him to push Frieza to the ground so he could escape. That was the last time they ever saw each other, and Zarbon was at least eighteen or nineteen when this happened, so it's been a long, long time.

"You look just like my mother did. She had your skin tone and your hair color. You also have that stern Planet Cyrillic manner like she did." Morphiess said.

Zarbon's grandmother was originally from Planet Cyrillic, she was a Cyrillican princess who married Morphiess' dad who was the king of Planet Primal. Cyrillican Primal Changelings unlike regular Primal Changelings from Planet Primal, had a very stern and serious temperament. They also talked louder, wore fur and had a rather cold temperament compared to the smiley, warm-hearted and friendly Primal Changelings from Planet Primal.

"It's good to see you daddy!" Zarbon ran up to him, teary eyed and hugged him, he hated Morphiess' guts for cheating on his mom, but he still had some kind of genetic bond to Morphiess which was apparently strong enough to overcome this, he was just happy that someone related to him was on this planet for once.

"This is my fiancée Morgan." Zarbon said proudly presenting Morgan.

Morphiess thought she was so attractive and went up to her, "So Zarbon tells me that you're a princess is that true?" Morphiess said grabbing her hand.

"No it's not true; he said I was like a princess." Morgan said a little uncomfortable.

"Nonsense you're too gorgeous to be a peasant!" Morphiess then kissed her hand, she blushed, it wasn't nearly as enchanting as when Zarbon did it that was for sure.

"Enchanté! She sure is cute Zarbon!" Morphiess then grabbed her, taking her into his arms and kissing her on the lips.

"Dad stop it! She's not a sex slave, she's my fiancée!" Zarbon said.

"Sorry, I was just saying hello! Meowww…." Morphiess said.

"Come on in," Morgan said.

"Thank you my dear, you are so kind." Morphiess said giggling hitting her butt. Someone really did not understand boundaries.

Meanwhile in Germany at night, Jada and Eva were at a café.

"So where did you grow up?" Jada asked sipping some cappuccino, not just any it was especially German-made.

"I grew up in Munich, but my family moved to Berlin when I was five." Eva said.

"How did you learn English?" Jada asked.

"I went to an intensive English language school." Eva said.

Jada then thought, "Boy my mother would kill me if she found out that I lost my virginity to a ballerina over in Paris. On the other hand my mother isn't here, but I can't seem to get laid at home, so why not?" Jada then smiled evilly.

Next day Jada stayed longer than he thought he was going to, Eva took him on some tours, then she took him to the train station, "Are you sure that you want to leave?" Eva asked.

"Yes I do, I don't have anywhere else to stay." Jada said.

"You can stay with us; we're going on a skiing trip in the Alps." Eva said.

Jada stopped where he was, he always wanted to visit the Alps, home to his ancestors, the same place where Hitler's "Eagle's Nest" was located.

"You are?" Jada asked.

"Yes do you want to come with us?" Eva asked.

"Would your dad be ok with it?" Jada asked raising an eyebrow.

"Of course he would, I'll take you home right now!" Eva grabbed Jada by the arm and took him home with her.

Back in America, Morphiess was standing in front of Morgan's family, her dad and sister, and mother.

"Everyone this is my father Morphiess, King of the Primal Changelings and Planet Primal." Zarbon said.

"Please to meet all of you, Zarbon, is Morgan the only cute person on this planet?" Morphiess asked.

"Dad shut up, you're being insulting, besides you haven't met every single girl or woman on this planet." Zarbon said.

"Sorry at least you're not peasants are you?" Morphiess asked.

"No they're not peasants, just middle class people." Zarbon said.

"Aren't you guys forgetting something?" Morgan asked.

"Hard telling, what?" Erin asked.

"Bow down to him!" Morgan said.

"Why?" Erin asked.

"Because he's a king, it's a sign of respect!" Morgan said.

"I'm not going to bow down to him!" Erin said.

"Please Morgan, it's all right it's not like I rule this planet." Morphiess said.

"Morgan he doesn't seem like a king to me." Bruce said lifting an eyebrow up.

"Oh I am a king, I'm just a little immature is all and really enthusiastic! Come on let's sit down for breakfast shall we?" Morphiess asked sitting down.

"Go bring me a sex slave this instant!" Morphiess said.

"Dad there isn't any sex slaves!" Zarbon said turning purple.

"Uh this planet sucks!" Morphiess said.

Hours later in Germany, Jada was at Eva's house standing in front of her father, "Papa this is Jada Banks from America." Eva said in German.

Fritz looked at him, he was young looking, hopefully Eva was not getting herself into another scandal, "Don't have sex with my little girl!" he yelled.

"Can he go with us on the ski trip, please papa?" She asked.

"You don't even know him!" Fritz said.

Then Eva did something that even Jada thought would never happen in years, she started throwing a temper tantrum by jumping up and down, "You never let me bring boys on the ski trip! Damn you to hell papa!" She yelled.

Jada looked at her as if he was speechless, because he was speechless, "Ok fine he can come!" Fritz said.

"Yah! Come on Jada I want to show you my room!" Eva said taking him by the hand and going up to her room.

"Wow this is one nice room you have." Jada said looking around the room.

She then grabbed him, "Say nothing else!" they started making out, poor Jada did not know what to do other than go along with it, minutes later they had sex under the covers. Of course the situation wasn't very ideal or moral, but Jada was a teenage boy, he didn't care. As far as he was concerned, his plan to remain a virgin until marriage, failed miserably in Paris, so how was having sex with this girl going to make him a virgin again?

Fritz knocked on the door, "Hello? What are you two doing in there? Oh well I'll come up later if you two are busy." He said as he went back downstairs.

In America everyone was sitting at the table, "I hear someone is engaged to Morgan!" Morphiess said.

"Morgan is this true?" Bruce asked.

"No dad," Morgan said.

"What? I thought you and Zarbon were engaged!" Morphiess said.

"That better not be true!" Bruce said getting mad.

"I made that excuse up just so you could see me. Besides I cannot legally marry her until she turns eighteen and is out of high school." Zarbon said.

"Do you love me that much; we've been estranged for years." Morphiess said.

Zarbon grunted, "Of course I love you dad."

"Well I must say you are cunning Zarbon, I wouldn't mind Morgan here being my daughter-in-law!" Morphiess said winking at Morgan.

"I don't think so!" Bruce yelled.

"Dad don't talk to the king that way!" Morgan said.

"Oh shut up, he isn't a king in my eyes!" Erin said.

"Don't talk to Morgan that way airhead!" Zarbon said.

"I have an idea to make the tension go away! I say we all go shopping! Who's with me?" Morphiess asked.

"I am!" Morgan said.

"I am!" Zarbon said.

"Then Morgan and Zarbon will accompany me to the mall! Let's go!" Morphiess said about to get up and leave.

"Dad it's nine in the morning, the mall doesn't open up until eleven on Thursdays!" Zarbon said.

"Uh this is so retarded I have to wait! A king should make it so that the mall opens up at ten!" Morphiess said.

"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" Zarbon asked.

"Come on Morgan and Zarbon, we're going to open that damn mall up!" Morphiess said grabbing onto his cape and throwing it behind him as he walked to the door.

"Uh this is exactly what happens when you don't take your medicine dad!" Zarbon said walking after him.

"Tally ho!" Morphiess went outside and flew to find a mall.

"Dad come back! Morgan hold onto me ok?" Zarbon asked picking Morgan up and holding onto her.

"Oh God you're not going to do what I think you are you?" she asked.

"Yes I am, hold on tightly!" Zarbon then lifted off the ground and held onto Morgan with both arms.

"Zarbon help! I'm afraid of heights! HELLPPPP!" Morgan yelled.

"Relax Morgan I'm not going to drop you!" Zarbon said.

It's not the first time that Morgan had flown on Zarbon, nor would it be the last, she just hated heights is all.

While Zarbon followed the scent of his father, Morphiess found a mall to go to, the Castleton Square Mall, he landed and walked up to the mall.

"Now to get some clothes to wear so I can blend in here on earth!" he thought.

Blend in, ha, ha, yah right. Then he did a karate kick into the glass and shattered it and then went into Macys and looked for some fashionable clothing to wear.

He went into the store and started trying on some cloths and modeled in front of the mirror, what made his vanity more obnoxious than Zarbon's was that he was more for showing it, whereas it was more of Zarbon's actions which spoke louder than words.

He posed in front of the mirror and shook his butt, "Hell yah I'm so sexy! Hello sexy baby!" He said dancing in front of the mirror.

The police came into the store, "We got a burglary going on, let's find the perpetrator!" one of them said.

By then Morphiess gathered all the cloths that he wanted, got dressed up in his cape and kilt again and then went to the door.

"Freeze buddy!" A lady cop said pointing a gun at him.

Morphiess then turned around, "Now come on I'm a king, I deserve some respect around here!" Morphiess said.

The police officer fired at him but missed, "God are you crazy?" Morphiess asked.

"It is you who is crazy sir, putting make-up on and dressing up like an alien, that's just silly!" The woman said.

"What are you talking about, I am an alien!" Morphiess said offended.

"Let's go buddy, I'm about to take you to the pokey." She said holding her handcuffs out, walking up to him and then handcuffing him.

"You are forgetting something lady, I really am an alien!" Morphiess said as he broke from his handcuffs, grabbed the woman and then threw her to the other side of the store.

"I'm going to shoplift, forget paying for all of this stuff!" Morphiess said as he grabbed a bag and then put all the stuff in it that he wanted and then ran out of the store.

In the parking lot, Zarbon landed and put Morgan down; they saw Morphiess running out of the store, "Guys there you are! I got the cloths that I wanted!" Morphiess said.

"Did you pay for them dad?" Zarbon asked.

"Yes I did, let's go!" Morphiess said as he took off going back to Morgan's house.

"You heard the man," Zarbon then lifted Morgan up, held onto her, and took off.

"Oh not again," Morgan said.

In Germany, it was the late afternoon since Jada was on the other side of the world. They got out of the car and went to the ski lift.

"I'm so nervous I've never been skiing before." Jada said.

"It's ok Jada, I'll teach you how to ski, and my family had been doing it for years." Eva said.

"Thank you I feel a lot better, except I'm afraid of heights." Jada said.

"Then maybe you shouldn't ski, you could wait back at the lodge." Eva said.

"No that's ok; I'll conquer my fear of heights!" Jada said banging his fist on his chest.

"Ouch." He said, perhaps he banged too hard on his chest?

When they got on the mountain, Fritz said, "Eva I'm going down the mountain, see you two later!" he skied downhill.

"See you later papa! Come on Jada; let's go onto the ski lift!" Eva said as they got onto the ski lift.

"So when do you expect us to jump anyways?" Jada asked looking down nervously at the skiers below.

"Right now!" Eva said jumping off the ski lift and going down the hill.

"Come on Jada, you're a brave man!" He said he waited until the ski lift got closer to the ground, when that happened he jumped off the ski lift, only to fall forward flat on his face.

"Ouch I need a doctor!" Jada said in a muffled voice.

Eva walked up the mountain and went over to Jada, "Jada are you all right?" she asked.

"I'm fine Eva; I'll do it again, just as soon as I get out of this death trap!" Jada said in a muffled voice.

That night in America, Morgan, Zarbon and Morphiess were eating with Morgan's family for dinner.

"It's good that Zarbon found someone that cares for him deeply, poor boy. He was in love with a Carpathian princess named Liya who used to be so possessive of him even though they were broken up a long time ago." Morphiess said.

"Do we have to mention Liya?" Zarbon asked.

After Morphiess told the whole family that he met Zarbon's mom when he was twenty-five and she was fifteen, Bruce got worried, "How old are you?" he asked.

"I'm sixty-nine," Morphiess said.

"What year was Zarbon born?" Bruce asked.

"He was born in the year of the dog, in the year 1958!" Morphiess said.

"He's forty three years old?" Bruce said getting angry, somehow or another he did not get the memo that Zarbon was way older than Morgan.

"Forty-four now, my birthday was June 30th." Zarbon said.

"He's rather gentle, he wouldn't hurt a fly. Damn I think I gained some weight when I got down here, I'm busting a gut, and I think my shirt just ripped!" Morphiess said.

"What did you expect dad, when you don't stick to the Primal Changeling diet then you end up getting fatter!" Zarbon said.

"I want to return this shirt!" Morphiess said.

"Do you have the receipt?" Zarbon asked.

Morphiess' eyes grew wide, "What's a receipt?" Morphiess asked.

"You know the little piece of paper that shows what you bought." Zarbon said.

"I didn't get one then." Morphiess said.

"You stole those shirts? Dad how could you?" Zarbon asked.

"The lady cop didn't let me, so hell yah I stole them!" Morphiess said.

"Dad stealing is illegal, it's not right!" Zarbon said.

"Stop being a goody tushu!" Morphiess said, to which Zarbon rolled his eyes.

In Germany, it was the morning, Jada was still having trouble skiing, he and Eva got back onto the ski lift, "Why don't you just give up, you'll hurt yourself." Eva said.

"No I'm not going to give up anytime soon!" Jada stubbornly said, with that, he tried to jump off the ski lift again, but then fell flat on his face in the snow again.

"This is pointless Jada." Eva said shaking her head.

Jada stood up and went back onto the ski lift again, "I'll do it as many times, until I get it right!" he said.

He jumped off the ski lift and slide down the hill, "I'm doing it! Hey, Eva I'm doing it! Yes I'm the king of the ski lift!" Jada said happily laughing.

"Jada watch out!" Eva yelled.

"Hum?" too late, Jada bumped into a tree and fell down.

"Ouch!" Jada said.

Next thing you know they were in the hospital, and Jada suffered some kind of a mild head concussion, "Do I look all right?" he asked.

"You can't leave like this, stay with us for at least until you get better." Eva said.

"Don't worry I look forward to that already!" Jada said smiling.

Things in America got ugly between Morphiess and the Macskavsky's, "How could you sleep with so many women, its disgusting!" Zarbon said.

"I'm a natural womanizer! You would be too if women were throwing themselves at your feet!" Morphiess said.

"No I wouldn't because Morgan is my true love! Also most women who threw themselves at me only wanted me for my looks. I'm too smart to fall for that! You cheated on my mother!" Zarbon said.

"Nobody is perfect son!" Morphiess said.

"You don't even feel badly about being an adulterer?" Zarbon asked.

"Of course I do, but I also have sex with women so I can feel good about myself!" Morphiess said.

"How did all this come up?" Erin asked with her eyes wide opened.

"Because Morphiess called Zarbon a goody tushu, which Zarbon prides himself on not being." Morgan said smirking.

"Can't we just have a good dinner without getting too personal with one another?" Diana asked.

"Sure let's sit down and eat." Zarbon said.

The next day in the late morning, Morphiess kissed Zarbon on the cheek and then kissed Morgan on the cheek, "Goodbye son, I know that I'll come back to visit again." Morphiess said.

"Just don't shoplift again and please wait until the store is opened." Zarbon said.

"I'll miss you son, are you sure you don't want to come back to Planet Primal and see your nieces and nephew, I took them in after the whole planet revolted against the Cold Family!" Morphiess said.

"That's all right, just tell them I said hi," Zarbon said.

"Ok then have fun you two, when you two get married I want to come to the wedding okay?" Morphiess said.

Morphiess then hopped back into the space pod after the door opened, it closed, then it went back into the lake, went into the spaceship, and the spaceship took off out of the lake, and set off into space for Planet Primal.

"Let's go inside and have breakfast." Morgan said.

"Yes lets," Zarbon and Morgan then walked back inside.

End Story