Oh Shitake Mushrooms, Its Felivia!
Chapter Four
Disney Songs, Crazy Road Trips, and Annoyed Female Cullens.
"Hey Emmett, does your jeep have one of those things that can plug MP3 players into it?" I called out.
"Um, I think so, why?" he asked walking into my room.
"Because, I want to annoy the crap out of Jasper and Edward with my crazy music, at least for the first few minutes." I said with a mischievous grin.
"Okay then." He said returning the grin.
"Wow, your room is messy." He said trying not to step on my piles of clothes.
"Yeah…I'm lazy. But don't worry, I'll keep my junk cleaned up when we get to Forks." I said with another grin.
"Okay…" Emmett said laughing. "Stop thinking 'bout it if you haven't already, because if you think of it too much Edward will be onto us and refuse to let us plug the thing in." Emmett whispered as he helped me pack.
"Good idea Emmett." I said with a smile. "So can I sit on your lap, or are Sophie and I stuck riding in the trunk type area in the back?"
"Well seeing as we don't want to get a ticket, you can sit on my lap, but I don't know if Carlisle will be willing enough to let Sophie sit on him." Emmett said with another smile.
"Whoop!" I said and started dancing. I tripped over my old backpack and I would have fallen over if Emmett hadn't caught me.
"Are you done packing yet?" Jasper called from the laundry room.
"Yeah!" I said and grabbed my bags. I ran out the back door and threw my bags into the back of Emmett's Jeep. Jasper, Carlisle and Sophie climbed into the back seats, while Emmett sat up front and held out his hand so he could help me into the Jeep. I handed him my sansa and he plugged it in.
"What are you doing Emmett?" Edward asked looking at my Sansa.
"Plugging in an MP3 player so we can listen to music." He said laughing.
"Okay…" Edward said and started backing out of my driveway.
I whispered in Emmett's ear, "Are you going to sing along with me?" to which, he nodded and I hit the play button.
I started singing, On the Open Road from A Goofy Movie, "Do you need a break from modern living? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road!!! Come on Maxi!"
Emmett took over from there, "All in all, I'd rather have detention. All in all I'd rather eat a toad. And the old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road!"
And then Sophie took over from there, "there's nothing can't upset me 'cause now we're on our way, our trusty map will guide us straight and true!!"
And much to our surprise, Carlisle took over from there, "Roxanne please don't forget me, I will return some day, though I may be in traction when I do!"
Then I started singing once more, "Me and Maxi Relaxing like the old days!!"
As I finished that line, Emmett started singing, "This is worse than dragon breath and acne!"
Followed by Sophie piping in with, " With a buddy, buddy kind of mode!"
To which Carlisle followed with, "I'm so mad I think I may explode."
Then I took over once more, "When I see that highway I could cry."
"You know that's funny so could I," Emmett sang.
"Just being out on the open road!" All four of us sang.
Jasper took over from there singing in a southern accent, "Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?"
Carlisle, "Watch it Mac or you'll be getting towed!"
Emmett, "I'm in no hurry to arrive 'cause I'll be turning sixty-five the next time I sees the open road!"
Me in a very high-pitched voice, "Just a week of rest and relaxation."
Sophie in a very low-pitched voice, "Yeah!"
Me still with a high-pitched voice, "And the odd romantic episode!"
Emmett, "Very odd!"
Carlisle, impersonating Mickey Mouse, "And it's californ-eye-ay or bust."
Sophie, pretending to be an old lady, "Look out you dirt bags eat my dust! From now on I own the open road!!"
Me, "It's me and little Maxi, my pipsqueak pioneer."
Emmett, Sophie and Carlisle pretending to be nuns. "Their car ventures forever westward Ho."
Then all four of us, "Yee-Haw!"
Emmett, "Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here, to Beverly Hills 90210."
"Oh! Everyday another new adventure! Every mile another new zip code. And the cares we had are gone for good." Sophie, Carlisle and I all sang.
"And I'd go with them if I could." Emmett piped in.
"I got no strings on me, I'm feeling fancy-free how wonderful to be on the open road!!" all four of us finished laughing.
"Emmett! I'm going to kill you!" Edward said taking his eyes off the road. His eyes widened as he realized what song was playing now. The melody for It's a Small World After All was being played with trumpets. He reached for my Sansa.
"No! Edward!! Don't hurt Mr. Sansa!" I said hugging it.
"I'm not going to hurt Mr. Sansa…I'm going to Kill him!" Edward said.
I shoved it down my shirt. "You want him, come get him."
"…I don't want him now…" Edward said and continued driving.
"That's what I thought." I said with a grin.
Emmett, Sophie, and I all started singing, "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, it's a world of hopes it's a world of fears. There's so much that we share that its time we're aware it's a small world after all!!! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all it's a small, small world!" and then a small musical interlude came along to which, we danced like the idiots we were. We continued our singing, "There is just one moon and one golden sun, and the smile means friendship to everyone, though the mountains divide and the oceans are wide It's a small world after all!! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small, small world!"
And then Carlisle and Emmett sang the chorus, while Sophie and I started singing the first verse again, might I add, we sounded pretty amazing because we all harmonized. All the while, Jasper and Edward looked like their heads were about to explode.
"I think that's enough singing!" Edward and Jasper yelled after the final note.
I started crying. "But…it's my favorite song! What's This? From the Nightmare Before Christmas!"
"…Okay fine. That one is tolerable I guess." Edward said keeping his eyes on the road.
Emmett and I harmonized, and sang up to the end of the second verse, and then got bored with it, "What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming wake up Jack this isn't fair! What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong, what's this? There's people singing songs! What's this? The streets are lined with little people laughing everybody looks so happy have I possibly gone daffy what is this? What's this? There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads! They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead! There's frost in every window Oh I can't believe my eyes, and in my bones I feel the warmth that's coming from inside…Oh look, what's this, they're hanging mistletoe! They kiss? Why that looks so unique, Inspired! They gathering around hearing stories roasting chestnuts on a fire what's this? What's this, In here? They've got a little tree how queer…Okay I'm bored with singing…" we said at the end of that line.
"Hey look! It's the giant teapot!" Emmett said looking out the window as we passed Chester, West Virginia.
My Disney play list continued throughout the whole ride to Forks, with Emmett Sophie, Jasper, and Carlisle all singing certain songs. Driving Edward insane the whole ride. We pulled into their driveway, rain coming by the bucketful from the sky.
"Yay!" Sophie and I shouted after we jumped out of the Jeep. We ran around in circles playing in the mud and the rain.
"Wow…they have officially gone insane." Carlisle said laughing.
Esme, Rosalie, Alice and Bella came out on the porch as Sophie and I were singing I've Got No Strings from Pinocchio.
"What the hell?" Rosalie said giving a questioning look at us as we attempted to do that crazy Russian dance where they cross their arms over their chest and kick their legs out to the side and failed to the point where we fell into a mud puddle. We then got up and started waltzing around their front yard to Once Upon A Dream from Sleeping Beauty, with me singing Aurora's part, and Sophie singing Prince Phillip's part and then harmonizing for the last verse.
"We brought you guys a souvenir from Pennsylvania." Emmett said laughing.
"Well take it back to Pennsylvania." Rosalie said glaring at us.
"Ooh its Rosie! I don't think she likes us Sophie." I said frowning
"No I don't. Go back to the freak show town you call home." Rosalie said.
"Rose! Be nice." Esme scolded her. "So Carlisle dear, why'd you bring these two back with you?"
"Because. They begged us until we got so annoyed we just brought them with us. And the tortured Edward the whole way back." Carlisle said laughing.
"How so?" Bella asked.
"Singing Disney songs. Carlisle, Jazz, and I even joined in at once point." Emmett said with one of his huge grins.
"That would have made a lovely YouTube video." Alice said with her bell-like laugh.
"ALICE!" Sophie and I yelled and ran over to hug her.
"Hi Felivia and Sophie. I knew you'd be coming back with the boys, I just didn't tell the rest of the girls." She said laughing.
"See Sophie! I told you I was taller than Alice! You said I wasn't." I said standing straight next to Alice to see who was taller.
"Okay. You win." Sophie said and handed me a five-dollar bill.
Alice gave me a glare and looked like she wanted to rip me in half. "Sorry Alice. Don't hurt me. Please." I begged.
"Oh, alright…" Alice said laughing.
"So are we just going to let these poor girls stand out in the rain, or are we going to invite them in?" Esme said. I turned off my sansa and took off for their living room.
"Wow! This isn't anything at all like I imagined it would look like. Esme It's beautiful!" I said grinning at Esme.
"Thank you." Esme said returning my grin with a small smile.
"So wait, you know what we are then?" Bella asked.
"Duh, you're vampires." Sophie and I said with our signature grins.
"Then doesn't that mean the Volturi are going to want to come get these two?" Bella asked Carlisle.
"Probably…" He replied.
"See! I told you it would be a good idea for you to turn us!" I said to Carlisle.
Carlisle sighed. "I'll think about it." He said. "Until then, I suppose you can make yourselves at home. Rosalie, would you mind showing them where the spare room is?" he asked.
"Yes I would mind." She said and walked out the front door.
"I'll show them where it is!" Alice piped in with a huge smile.
