It's the final Monday Night Raw, in Phoenix, Arizona, before the WWE superstars head out to Japan, to do their world tour. Sitting in the parking lot waiting patiently, yet impatiently at the same time are JTG and Alex Riley. JTG sits on the hood of the car, as Riley stands in front of him, ranting about something. JTG could only just cover his face with his hand and shake his head.
"He said he was doing me a favor? I'm sorry, but I don't think I asked you for one. Who does he think he is? Doing me a favor? That was no favor. That was pure jealousy. He's jealous of me! Since Rosa dumped him, he knows that I can get her, but he doesn't want that. That would crush him. Everyone knows I got the moves.
"What moves fool? What moves do you possibly have? Huh? JTG cried asking.
"I have moves! You never seen them before. I could work the A-Ry charm that makes the women weak in their knees. Trust me J, I know I got the moves." Riley said with a cocky smirk on his face to his delight.
Meanwhile someone comes out through the parking lot. It is a crying Rosa Mendes carrying her stuff. The guys notices this and look on.
"Speaking of moves, here comes ya girl now. What' wrong with her?" JTG said.
"I don't know. She was just fine before the show ended." Riley explained as he looked on with concern. As Rosa was making her way to the bus, she trips and some of her personal items fall out of her bag. Riley immediately rushes over to her aid.
"Rosa, Rosa, you alright?" Riley asked.
Rosa wipes the tears in her eyes and tries to play it off. "I'm fine. I'm Ok." Rosa said with a crack in her voice as she tries to gather up her things. Riley helps with her things and puts everything back in her bag. Riley helps Rosa up on her feet and dusts her off.
"You sure you're ok? Riley asked one last time.
"Yeah. Thank you." Rosa nods her head. Then suddenly her cell phone rings. Rosa looks at the phone and shakes her head. She then burst out in tears.
"Rosa, you can tell me anything. What's the problem? Riley asked sincerely.
"It's my ex fiancé. We broke up months ago, because he was abusive. He would have these mood swings and I would be the one he took it out on." Rosa cried
"Abusive? Did he hit you? Riley asked with a mad tone.
"He'd hit me when he thought I was getting out of line. He just abused me physically, verbally, and mentally. Now, he keeps calling me back. He wanted to get back together, but I said I didn't want anything to do with him. So, now he is calling and leaving threatening messages, and it's just too much! Rosa cried as Riley grabbed her and put her in his arms.
Riley looked back at JTG, who didn't know what to take of it. Both men just shrugged they shoulders to each other.
"Hey, it's going to be ok! Listen, you are a beautiful woman. And, this punk doesn't deserve you or your time. Have you call the police or anything?
"Yeah and I even told the WWE. They said they would make sure I would be protective. Which is why I ride on the Diva's tour bus, so I can have someone there with me." Rosa explained as she was drying up.
"Well look, if this jerk calls you back, let me talk to him. I'll set him straight and let him know to leave you alone, and never bother you again. And, if he has a problem with that, he can say it to my face!" Riley stated.
Rosa showed signs of joy as she giggled a little bit. "Well thanks Alex. I really appreciate that. You know you're different from all the others guy. You're kind, nice, and sweet. I wish more guys were like you." Rosa said with a slight smile.
"Hey, everyone can't be Alex Riley. There's only one A-Ry and you're looking at him." Riley said with a huge grin and then a wink at Rosa.
"Well, I better get going. Thank you once again. I'll see you around." Rosa wave goodbye just before gathering all of her things and getting on board the bus.
Riley turned around smiling as he approached JTG back at the car.
"So you put yo Superman on and went to the rescue?" JTG remarked.
"Superman wishes he was me." Riley said with a cocky grin.
"So what was her deal?"
Before Riley could break it down to JTG, Primo came out and appeared. Primo went up to his carpool buddies, exhausted.
"Hola amigos." Primo said with a tiresome tone.
"What the hell you been up to?" JTG asked.
"You just don't know what it feels like to be in a Steel Cage." Primo explained
"You were in a Steel Cage?" JTG asked.
"Yeah Tag Team to be exact, and falling from the top is no fun. I've had a hard night guys. I'm ready for this trip. What were you guys doing?" Primo asked
"Oh Riley was just telling me about Ros-
"Roses! We were talking about roses! Riley quickly said as he cut off JTG. JTG looked at him with a confused look and didn't know what he was talking about.
"Roses?" JTG asked.
"Yeah man. I was telling you how I like to use a red rose to charm a lady. Most guys don't want to TALK about things like that, but I don't' really care" Riley said as he winked at JTG. At that point, JTG got what he meant.
"Yep. We were talking about roses." JTG added on.
"Hey, I have no shame as well. Although I consider myself a daisy man. You know you're out there with your girl, it's bright and beautiful sunny day, you're in the grass field, running through the dozens and dozens of daisies. Now, that's for a sunny day. If it was night time, and we're somewhere where it is cool and breezy, I like to break out the tulips. And, not just any tulips, the sexy tulips." Primo explained as Riley and JTG shoot him a weird look.
"What? I thought we were talking about flowers?" Primo screamed.
"We were talking about giving a rose to a woman. You were going on about your own personal fantasy of being a florist." JTG remarked.
As the guys continue to laugh and joke around, Ted Dibaise finally showed up, with Paige walking beside him. The guys noticed and were staring right at them.
"Oh snap! Here comes the action." JTG said.
"You know I had fun tonight. I never thought of teaming up with you. It was so smashing and I'm glad they made it happened. I hope to do it again with you. You're so amazing in the ring." Paige said.
"You know you're pretty impressive yourself. You're 20, but you wrestle like you've been here for a long time. You have amazing talent." Dibiase explained.
"Oh, you're just saying that." Paige replied.
"No I'm not. I think you really have what it takes to be successful here. It'll only be before a matter of time, you'll be the Diva's champion." Dibaise said.
"Wow! You're making me blush." Paige said giggling.
As Ted and Paige walk towards the guys, they turn around, acting as if they didn't see them.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" Ted asked.
"Good" JTG, Primo, and Riley said spontaneously at the same time.
"So how was your night?" Primo asked
"Oh it was alright." Ted stated.
"It was more than alright. It was fantastic. Me and Ted teamed up in a tag team match." Paige said as some of guys raised their eyebrows.
"Mixed Tag Team match? The two of you?" Alex Riley pointed out.
Paige nodded her head in joy "Yes and we had a blast! I'm hoping we get to tag along again next time." Paige said.
"Yeah. And, I know these guys are ready for this world tour trip." Dibiase said.
"Oh, that's right. We do have a world tour. Will even be in my hometown of England. Oh my God, we could perform in front of all my family and friends in England. Oh, this is exciting." Paige screamed in joy.
"Yeah, but we better hit the road before we get left behind." Dibiase said.
"Of course." Paige said as she and Dibase hugged each other. "Drive safely.' Paige said before she walked off and got on her bus.
"Well, you guys are ready?" Dibiase asked as the guys just stared at him. Ted looked puzzled and didn't know why they were staring at him like that. Dibiase just shrugged his shoulders, shook his head and got in the car. The guys got in the car as well, with JTG on the passenger side, and Riley and Primo in the backseat. Ted puts the key in the ignition to start the car. The car drives off as the boys hit the road.
The Road
Clear sky with the moon and stars shining over the desert in Phoenix. The guys are on the road and on route to Los Angeles, CA. In the car Ted drives firmly, while JTG looks at his phone, Riley has a sly smirk on his face sitting in the back, with Primo knocked out as he snores.
"Could one of you guys wake him up?" Ted asked.
"Primo. Primo. PRIMO!" Riley said as he shook Primo to wake up, but Primo was still sleep and snoring. "God! This guy is a heavy sleeper." Riley stated.
"Try slapping him. See what that will do." Ted suggested.
"Nah that won't work son. With Primo's sleeping it is complicated." JTG stated.
"Primo!" Riley yelled as he slapped Primo in the face. "So, what's it gonna take to get him to stop snoring?" Riley asked.
"Hold up." JTG said as he put up his cell phone. "Jennifer Lopez!" JTG shouted as that got Primo up and going.
"Where's my wife!? Where is she?" Primo asked out loud after waking up. JTG shook his head laughing and Ted just shook his head.
"Have we made it to Los Angeles yet?" Primo asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"No. We still got miles to go." Ted replied.
"Oh. Then why wake me up?" Primo asked.
"Your snoring was getting annoying." Riley stated firmly.
"Snoring? Amigo, I don't snore." Primo stated.
"Primo, you snore. Remember when Evan Bourne and Yoshi put you out because of your snoring. They literally put you outside the room." JTG stated.
"Alright. So maybe I have a bit of a snoring problem. But, don't we all?" Primo asked, but got no answer from anyone. Primo shook his head and threw his hands up. Suddenly, a portion of Alex Riley's theme played. Riley reached into his phone and pulled it out. The guys turned and looked at Riley.
"Alright! Yes!" Riley said as he chuckled a bit.
"Who are you texting at this time of night?" Primo asked.
"uh umm uh Kelly Kelly." Riley said with some suspicion.
"Kelly Kelly? Wow. Chica must be desperate." Primo remarked.
"And what the hell does that suppose to mean?" Riley asked with a aggressive tone.
"It means that she doesn't have anyone to listen to her crap." Ted stated.
"Hey! I'm quite attractive and women tend to think I am handsome. So, she is not desperate." Riley stated.
"In reality both of y'all asses are desperate. She's desperate because she doesn't have anyone to talk to besides you. And you desperate for talking to a girl who has been tossed around more times than a football. Face it Alex, the girl is nothing more than a 3$ ho." JTG stated firmly.
"She's not a ho and you can't put a price on her. Just because she is good looking and has never come to you clowns is your own fault." Riley stated.
"Yo, she offer it, but I passed on it. She's received the D from too many of the guys." JTG replied.
"I'm with J on this one. I passed on it too. I know she is really beautiful and sweet, but too many guys have smashed her. I don't want sloppy seconds." Primo added on.
"So Alex, with women do you really want to brag about hitting it on with Kelly Kelly? Everyone else has." Ted remarked with a smile on his face.
"Speaking of hitting it on, what about you and your tag team partner, Paige?" Riley asked curiously.
"Oh no not this again. " Ted shook his head in disgust. " I told you we're just friends." Ted defensively stated.
"Ted, where's your ring?" JTG asked as he looked at Ted.
"I hate it when you do that." Ted said as he reached down into his pocket and pulled out his wedding ring. "Look, we're just co-workers who are friends. That's it." Ted stated with a aggressive tone in his voice.
"I don't know amigo. You two seem like you're on the edge." Primo said.
"Yeah. A married man on the edge. Don't do it Ted." Riley said with a smirk on his face.
"J, could you at least back me up here?" Ted asked with a depressing tone.
"A'ight, let me break it to you guys. Ted is a married man. He is a married man from Mississippi." JTG stated.
"What does him have to be from Mississippi have to do with anything?" Riley asked.
"Let me finish. Ted is married and from Mississippi. There marriage is a sacred thing. When two people say I do in holy matrimony, they both agree to love each other, through thick and thin, good times and bad times. Ted loves his wife and Ted's wife loves him. They both wear rings to remind each other that they are happily married and love one another. Not to mention they already have a kid. Ted has too much to lose over some girl." JTG stated.
"Thank you! Finally, someone with some sense." Ted shouted.
"Hold up now. Although that is true, when you don't wear that ring and when someone of the opposite sex comes on to you, and you haven't notify her of your status, it becomes a problem." JTG added on with his previous statement.
"No wait a minute, everything before that was true. Why are you trying to srir things up?" Ted asked.
"Ted, think of it as this. The first time you met her, it was out of the blue. You had no idea of what it would lead to. Then, you realize how tight you two are. It starts off as associates. You associate yourself with her. Then it upgrades to friends, and this is where things pick up. Y'all are friends and she seems to be the ambitious one. Tonight, when y'all teamed up, it was basically a date. She said she had a blast and hope to do it again. That's what most women say after a first date." JTG stated firmly.
"Whoa! My mind just got blown amigo." Primo replied.
"Then we have the world tour coming up. We'll be in her hometown in front of her friends and families. That right there is basically meeting the folks. She wants to introduce you to her people and everything. See right now, you've gone in too deep. Now you have two options here. Wait and see what happens, or tell her the truth." JTG stated
"God! Why me?" Ted shouted out loud.
"And you know we're not going to be carpooling. We'll all going to take the buses together." JTG said.
"What?" Ted and Riley said in shock. "So are we're going to ride in the same bus with the divas?" Riley asked.
"Yep. I think it's going to be either three or four buses." JTG stated.
"Alright! I love it when we all ride together. Hey Alex, maybe you could use some of your ladies man charm on the divas? I really want to see that!" Primo said.
"Yeah. Ladies man, right." Riley said with a nonchalant tone in his voice.
"I'll just have to tell her. Hopefully, she'll understand that this was all just a misunderstanding. Nothing could go wrong right?" Ted asked.
"I guess not. That is if she is not emotionally distraught and you get heat on you and they send you in the doghouse. So, it all depends. Good luck!" JTG said followed up with a laugh.
Ted drove with a concern look on his face, trying to figure out how to tell Paige he is married. Alex Riley sits in the back, nervous as he tries to hide his so called secret romance with Rosa from Primo, who is excited and can't wait for the world tour. JTG has a huge grin on his face, as he knows what is going on with everyone and their problems.
"Japan here we come!" JTG said as they make their way past the sign that says 50 miles to Los Angeles.
