URGH i HAATE this computer rite now
cuz sometimes my words dont show up wen i post them on FF D: yarghhh
anyhoo~ IM SO INCREDIBLY SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN SOOO LOOOONG IM SO SORRY U GUYS MUST HATE MEEE AAHASDFSGJDFH ~Shadowsamatheexorcist
Dear Soda
its been a week and im still freaking out
why the heck did i do that? YAARGHFDFGDH
Italy must totally think im some kind of creeper or something! D:
i havent left my house since then and ive banned Gilbert from coming in here.
gilberts freaking out almost everyday standing in front of my door and stuff.
on thursday he just had an episode or something...
he sounded like he was crying and he sounded really mad.
like, he was PISSED OUT OF HIS BIRD COVERED BOXERS.
I'll admit i was pretty scared that he was going to break down my door and drag me out and throw me in a saw mill.
Yeah he was THAT mad.
i have this stash of captain crunch under my bed so i've beening snacking on those things like popcorn.
so far i've: watched Mega Pirahhna 5 times
seen the anime Vampire Knight
gone through 6 boxes of cereal
downloaded 125 songs off of ITunes and pretty much trashed our whole bank account.
had 4 internet fights on youtube about which is better: Fajitas or churros
won 1 of those fights...
Yeah so...its all good.
~Ludwiiiiiiiigchurrrooos
Dear Soda
Japan came over today
and Gilbert didnt even tell me!
i had like grown this beard and i was hunched in front of my T.V like a possesed cave man.
Japan nearly had a heart attack when he came in my room.
Yeah he was like: Germa-YAARGHAAA!
Anyhoo~he told me to tell him what was going on right the fuck now or he was going to castrate me.
I QUOTE.
Japan: TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR ILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF.
so i told him because i am not a fan of my balls getting ripped off.
When i finished telling him he looked like he had the biggest headache in the universe. Then he kinda looked up at me like:=_=
It scared the fuck out of me i am telling you. there was a voice inside my head that was like: DANGER DANGER WATCH OUT! .!
Japan: YOU
I was like: O_O
Japan:It was about time you fucking kissed him! but you dont run away right after you do,you bastard!
You are such an idiot of course Italy does'nt think Your a creeper! Do u KNOW how long he has liked you?
HE WAS LIKE FUCKING ORIHIME AND YOUR ARE THESTUPIDIDIOT ICHIGO. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THIS AND-
I have to say, Japan really needed to release this pent up stress but i would have appreciated it if it was not spent on me.
i was finally like: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY I GET IT
He was breathing real heavily like those guys in horror movies that prank call the babysitter right before they murder you with a chainsaw.
The voice was like: CAUTION CAUTION USE FUCKING CAUTION DUDE CAUUTIIOOONAAHHHHJDHCF
...Anywaay~
He told me he'd help me get with Italy if i came to EAT HER cafe tomorow and that he had a plan.
The local cafe is this place we all call: EAT HER because the huge neon sign that hangs on the window says:EAT HERE but the:E on the end went out like a jillion years ago so everyone just called it that.
he told me to get some sleep and i was like: Sleep?
He was like: Uh Yeah its like 11 at night
i just kinda stared at him. i had lost all sense of time sitting in here with the shades drawn.
He sighed: shave that beard will you?
And he shut the door.
HOW WAS THAT? i tried to make a long chapter for u guys. I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS
