The Brat Pack

ZOMG, UPDATINESS! Nice to know I'm back isn't it? P I have new ideas (one I believe was sent to me by crystalicous a long time ago by pm), and a new will to write.Thanks for putting this on alert whoever it was, you two should be the first to be reading this. it hink I know who though, and will be checking via eview profile links... er... I know! insert evilness here .

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"My ears hurt... ARRGH, we left it in the dining room. Why can we still hear it?" Samus grumbled.

"Because I'm phsycic!" Ness yelled and stuck his head out of the vent, and was promptly kicked back in by Falcon, who was promptly stuffed in by Gannondorf, who promptly said,

"You should of pulled him out you moron! Now you can go and fetch him." He kicked the rest of him in. Very forcefully. So forcefully that Ness flinched. After all, he just ahd a bounty hunty break through the wall...

"Hasn't he ever heard of a T junction? Jeez..."

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Y. Link was singing in the rafters, drinking milk, and acting drunk for no reason other than acting drunk.

"And the old horse..."

"Shut it up there, I'm trying to find Young Link!" Peach yelled, terminally proving that blondes are dumb. (Wait for it...)

"... That is Young Link stupid," Zelda told her, temrinally proving that it was just Peach who was dumb, and was setting a bad example, and proving unproven things which weren't realy being proved... dumbo. Hasn't she anything better to do than be stupid? Like read? Wait, she's too stupid to read... damn. (Btw, you cna finish waiting now. Oh yeah, sorry for Peach fans. I just hate the fruit... P)

"Get down from there!" she shouted at him.

"But I'm singing about the old horse..." Y. Link whined. "And acting drunk too. Its very-". Whatever it was, Zelda never found out, as Link threw a random football at his head, knocking him of the rafters. And the football bounced back at Links head, knocking him of the table. The table that was under his feet. Preventing him from falling on the floor. Except now there was only air, and that couldn't preventing him from falling. On the floor. He fell. On the floor. Zelda sniggered.

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Bowser had freed himseld form the confines of the vent, and was chasing Nana.

"I'll never forgive you for stealing my evil cackle!" he yelled, and tripped over Pichu, who was conviniently in the way. Pichu squeeked and ran after Nana. Fox decied to take Bowsers place and chased them, before tripping over Pickachu, who was also conviniently in the way. Pickachu ran after them as well, minus the squeeking.

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P Yay, writing this is fun. Sorry about the link on the sonic grenade. Here it is: http:// www . play . com / Gadgets /Gadgets / - / 384 / 484 / - / 912399 / SonicGrenade / Product.html?searchtypegenre

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