Disclaimer; I DO NOT OWN THE FELLOWSHIP CHARACTERS!!! BUT I HAVE A FEELING
TOLKIEN WILL NOT WANT THEM BACK WHEN I AM DONE SO FUCK OFF!! P.S. Please
don't sue me (
The Fellowship was sitting down watching T.V. Pookie the mastiff was chewing up Frodo's underwear, but he didn't notice. Well, he would later, but that's another story. At that moment, Arwen walked in.
"AHHHHH! GO AWAY!!", screamed Aragorn.
"Relax. I'm just here for the child support money. "the Elf said.
Legolas piped up. "Arwen? Why do you always come here and take all our money when you have millions from your Playboy job?"
Arwen looked at Legolas matter-of-factly. "Because I use that money to make myself look beautiful."
Her attention was drawn away by a cough that sounded a hell of a lot like "Slut."
Arden walked over to Pippin. "What did you just call me?"
"A slut.", Pippin looked Arwen straight in the eyes."We know half those kids aren't even Aragorn's, so fuck off."
Arwen was clearly pisses. "Man whore."
"Preppy bitch."
Arwen smirked. "I prefer asshole. Bitch is sexist, you little homo."
"Well, your bi-sexual."
Arwen gasped, then fell to the floor in a weeping heap."You...said.. you wouldn't...tell anyone.", she gasped out between sobs.
Legolas looked at Aragorn, and they both burst out laughing, sending off a chain reaction.
"Stop...laughing..at me.", sobbed Arwen.
The door swung open and Gimli strolled in. "I laid you boss, Legolas."
Legolas immediately stopped laughing. "What??"
The Fellowship was sitting down watching T.V. Pookie the mastiff was chewing up Frodo's underwear, but he didn't notice. Well, he would later, but that's another story. At that moment, Arwen walked in.
"AHHHHH! GO AWAY!!", screamed Aragorn.
"Relax. I'm just here for the child support money. "the Elf said.
Legolas piped up. "Arwen? Why do you always come here and take all our money when you have millions from your Playboy job?"
Arwen looked at Legolas matter-of-factly. "Because I use that money to make myself look beautiful."
Her attention was drawn away by a cough that sounded a hell of a lot like "Slut."
Arden walked over to Pippin. "What did you just call me?"
"A slut.", Pippin looked Arwen straight in the eyes."We know half those kids aren't even Aragorn's, so fuck off."
Arwen was clearly pisses. "Man whore."
"Preppy bitch."
Arwen smirked. "I prefer asshole. Bitch is sexist, you little homo."
"Well, your bi-sexual."
Arwen gasped, then fell to the floor in a weeping heap."You...said.. you wouldn't...tell anyone.", she gasped out between sobs.
Legolas looked at Aragorn, and they both burst out laughing, sending off a chain reaction.
"Stop...laughing..at me.", sobbed Arwen.
The door swung open and Gimli strolled in. "I laid you boss, Legolas."
Legolas immediately stopped laughing. "What??"
