Sorry this took so long! Hectic stuff going around you don't want to hear about. Sorry to any So You Want to be an Alchemist? fans out there, I have to put it on hiatus. I lost the file with the next three chapters somewhere on my computer. I will post them as soon as I mind them.

-Lamia

Dear Hiei, How are you holding up, stuck in a fangirl's closet?

To Lamia: How do you get to your cloths? 0.0

Back to Hiei: Will you ever tell Yukina that her brother is alive or will you over-protectiveness and underestimation of your own sister prevent you from

spilling the beans for as long as you both shall live?

When do you think you'll get out? (Totally designed to produce an argument between Lamia and her prisoner) .

Okay, all done. Bye!

-black-lightning82

Dear black-lightning82,

Let's think for a moment, HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE IF A RABID AND INFERIOR PERSON WAS ABLE TO TRAP YOU IN A CLOSET DUE TO THE HELP OF YOUR 'BEST FRIEND'?! I have the strangest idea that the feeling would be mutual.

And Lamia's clothes aren't in her closet- from what I can hear in the morning; they appear to be scattered on her floor, desk, bookcase and drawers. Oh and on the top of her bunk too (which she can't reach because there's no latter and she's short).

Believe it or not, she was very close to letting me out (provided I come back at night and follow her during the day) on 11/16 because she was stalked, again, during her lunch hour.

-Hiei

Lamia- shudders Yeah, it's true. I really don't like being stalked. It unnerves my parents enough letting me travel on my own where I live. They're considering not letting out any more. So yeah… I almost made Hiei my personal bodyguard but he refused… jackass.

Hiei,

He doesn't look that girly! Plus, almost all bishounen are feminine looking! Well, I'm one of those corny Hollywood movie romantics, and since Kurama's antics are similar to those of a Hollywood movie, you can see why I have an overly unheathy obsession with him.

So, I don't judge anyone by their looks, but by their persona. Okay?

And are you okay with Kuwabara dating your sister? Kuwabara would treat your sister better than any other guy out there, I can bet you. Is all.

-Kurama-ness

Dear Kurama-ness,

Sure… keep telling yourself that. You misspelled 'Healthy' by the way…. And no, I still don't get why you weird, like Lamia, are so obsessed with him.

Judge by their persona, eh? Sure. I'll judge a person by how they sound as I swing my katana through them. How's that work for ya?

And no. It's like a state going through my heart whenever he touches her. I really want him to go curl up and die alone in some corner. He's too annoying to life. Yukina deserves so much better.

-Hiei

Hey Hiei,

Um I'm just gonna be random.

-Are you an Anime fan?

-If you had three wishes what would they be?

-Would you ever fall for a fan girl?(not likely I guess but for the heck of it)

-Would ever be caught stripping?

-Have you ever wore a dress and or stripped at a club or bar?

-Do you like music? if you do what type?

-What do you eat while stuck in Lamia's closet anyways? or what do you do?

-What do you think of Emo kids? Gothic kids? Preppy kids?

-Do you know who Tinkerbell is?

-Do you hate her as much as I do(I consider her the spawn of the devil) I guess that's all I can think of. um this was random sorry if you find any offensive but oh well not much I can do now.

Just to let you know I'm a Hiei fangirl! along with some other characters and yes Kurama is one of them! yeah I you were my favorite character since when I was in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade. yeah I got issues I know. Kurama

recently became my 2nd favorite character after I got back into my "obsession" as some would call it. You freaking rock Hiei!

from

Bleeding Darkness Dragon

Dear Bleeding Darkness Dragon,

Wow… do you freaks get a kick out of making me answer long questions? Again, I'll list my answers.

Anime is fine provided they don't dub it into 'English'. The voice actors in America don't put as much feeling into their job as the original (Japanese) voice actors.

My three wishes would be; 1) Freedom from this closet 2) A slow and painful death to Kuwabara and Botan as well as 3)Three more wishes in addition to this one. (That way I could keep getting more.

You mean fall in love with one of you freaks who dream of me being locked in your closet, Frenching Kurama and me being hand cuffed, naked on your beds for Christmas? You must be joking. I'd never stoop so low. Although if one of you rescued me I might find myself in debt.

No… why? Kuwabara said something didn't he? IGNORE HIS LIES! HE WAS THE FIRST TO LOSE "NEVER HAVE I EVER"- NOT ME!

As for music… I haven't really been hearing much lately. Though Lamia has been repeating two bands music everyday… what were their names, again? Fall Down Your Boy and My Chemicals in Romance?

Lamia-I'll pretend you didn't just say that…

Eh… apprantly I got the names wrong. I don't really like either because she blares them too loud for my taste, although My Chemical Romance has some pretty decent songs. I don't know the names but I do like the ones about Chasing Something You'll Never Kill, A gunfight in a resturant, Finding You on the Bathroom Floor, and Never Coming Home. (Translation- Thank You for the Venom, You know what they do to guys like us in prison, Cemetary drive, and the Ghost of you. Pretty much the entire 'Revenge' Album.)

I mostly get feed Dominos, Teryaki Boy or Fruit Juice Pops. Who's Tinkerbell? She sounds like a sissy…

I like them all equally- meaning they all annoy me. The preps are too happy, the Goths and Emos have too many posers to establish a relationship with them.

And yes, I do rock.

-Hiei.

hmm..

how exactly do you 'spoon-feed' yaoi? what do you make a yaoi pic out of oatmeal or something?) which type of metal do you most prefer? if you could do anything 'super power'-wise (heh, if only they knew), what would it be?

what's the weirdest word you can think of at this moment?

and what song are you thinking of right now?.

Xiassen

Dear Xiassen,

I do not want to know how one is 'spoon fed yaoi'. Use your imagination and leave me alone. As for metal, stainless steel is the best for swords. I would … I don't know. I already have super powers. Weirdest song would be… Dragostea Din Tei. And the song I'm thinking of is Kill All Your Friends by My Chemical Romance.

-Hiei

Hmm... Hiei,two questions. One, what's your

Favorite book? (Though I don't know how often you read... Whatever.) And two, are you and Mukuro a couple? (I think you should be!)

Fantasyfan01

Dear Fantasyfan01,

If there is a "'How to escape the closet of a rabid fangirl's closet' For Dummies" Please send it to me. That would be my favorite book. And why do you all insist in annoying me with relationship questions about my life? Hn. Kuwabara is dead once I get out.

-Hiei

Hello Hiei, this Flame Neko. I know you could and would find some witty sacastic way to twist my name into a mean nick name and I say go for it. That would just mean you acknowledge my excistence, heh. Anywho, I have two

questions. Don't give me attitude on this cause I am just asking, Why haven't you told your sister the truth? She'd love you no matter what and it seems the reason you don't tell her is more about you than her. ((Though I know it's to protect her.)) And lastly... How do you keep your hair sticking up like that?! Do you use a balloon on it every morning, or what?

PS: You'll hear from me again.

-Flame Neko ..

Dear Flames Neko,

For the sake of you behaving, I won't poke fun at your name. Isn't that oddly merciful? It would appear as though I can't avoid this question any longer… the reason why I can't (and won't) tell Yukina abiut me is because she's better off not knowing. She'd never accept a serial killer as a brother, better to keep her hopes alive than to diminsish them completely.

As for the hair, I'm so fucking powerful my hair is afraid of me.

-Hiei

Dear Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN,

You really didn't ask a question and I'd rather not let the world know you gave me advice, so you get this. Thanks.

-Hiei.