It's a shorter chapter than the previous one, but I think that it's still good. I want to thank Nella33 for letting me use parts of her story and being my beta reader! THANK YOU!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this fanfic...I just own my diabolical Kana-Chan and the rest of the OCs

"Text" - speech

'Text' - thinking

((Text)) Me talking/commenting

(Text) Side comments

--

Previous Chapter:

"I just want to watch people's misery up close! Is that so bad?"

"You know, I don't think I ever have or ever will see another person in this world as warped and evil as you..." said Lavi

"Flatterer"

--

"Everybody! Get dressed! Lavi and Kanda, I think that you should practice the dance before you do anything...I doubt you know the dance by heart." said Lenalee

"Then, Kana-Chan knows it by heart?" asked Lavi

"When the only girl, that is close to your age, has an obsession with yaoi and anime, forces you to watch the damn thing, over and over and over again...just so you can dance with her...yeah...you can know the thing by heart." said Kanako, looking very annoyed.

"I don't have a yaoi obsession." said Lenalee

"Yes you do."

"No, I don't"

"Right...the denial is the first stage...you'll love it because you are a fangirl. And by the Law of the Cosmos: all fangirls love yaoi. End of story. It's just like the Asians being smart...although Kanda is an exception..." said Kanako

"Ok...whatever...just practice the dance. HEY! KANDA! Where do you think you're going?!" yelled Lenalee.

"If I'm going down, I'm dragging you down with me!" yelled Lavi, who was dressed as a rabbit in a waiters outfit.

"Hey, Lenalee, you know what would leave an eternal scar in your mind?" asked Kanako

"What?"

"Lavi in a bunny girl outfit."

"YOU HAVE A SICK AND EVIL MIND!" yelled Lavi.

"Kana-san, I don't think that would be appropriate for the club..." said Allen with a blush

"GASP! Lavi, Allen's blushing! I think he likes the dirty thought I put in his mind!" yelled Kana to Lavi.

"WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND TEACH THE FUCKING DANCE!! Yelled out Kanda.

"Yeah, yeah, hold up Rice Field God." said Kanako

"Rice Field God?" asked Allen.

"That's how you write out his name in Kanji...I think?"

"DAMN YOU!"

"Yeah, yeah...first off! Lenalee, who's Haruhi, Yuki and Mikuru?"

"You can be Haruhi. Lavi can be Yuki, because he's smart. And Kanda can be Mikuru."

"Do you think we should add boobs to them?"

"PLEASE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, NO!!" shouted Lavi

"...Nah, it'll fall out when you guys dance."

"THANK YOU!!"

After five minutes of stuffing the dance steps into the minds of the 18 year old boys, they were ready to perform to the club and its clients.

"Remember Kanda...you have to shake your non-existent hips and be REALLY active in doing this dance. You can't look like you want to kill Me." said Kanako

"I got it, bitch"

"Ok...that was REALLY uncalled for." said Kanako with a pout.

"Uhh...Cat-boy and Bear-girl, the music's starting" said Lavi

"Ok. Here we go!"

Nazonazo, mitaini, chikyuugiwo, tokiakashitara
Minnade doko, mademo ikerune

Kanako sang, waving her arms and body to the rhythem. Nodding her head at the appropreate time. At the end of her lines, she switched places with Lavi.

Wakuwaku, shitaito, negainagara, sugoshitetayo
Kanaete kureta nowa, darenano?

Lavi sang in his manly voice. It wasn't any better than Yuki, but it was acceptable. He waved his hands and made the hand gestures.

Jikanno hate made
Boon, waapu de, ruupu Na, kono omoiwa

It was horrible. Kanda clearly sucked at dancing. Although his voice is amazing...his dance steps were awful. It was very simple, and yet...he couldn't do it at all. Allen, Hikaru, Kaoru, and some of the female clients burst out laughing. He made a mental note to kill them all. Lenalee mostly...who was taken a lot of phtots...damn!

Nanimo, kamowo, makikonda, souzoude...
Asobou!

Aruhareta hinokoto, mahouijou noyukaiga
Kagirinaku, furisosogu, fukanou janaiwa
Ashitamata autoki, warainagara hamingu
Ureshisawo, atsumeyou, kantan nandayo konnano
Oikakete ne, tsukamaete mite
Ookina yume, yume, sukideshou?

The three of them were completely in sync with each other. Although Kanda failed...he quickly copied the dance steps from the other two. His warrior pride wouldn't allow him to lose to the other idiots.

They used only the shorter version of the song because they didn't want to embarass themselves. Kanda didn't care...he just wanted the damn song to be done an over with. When the song WAS done, everybody was cheering...they didn't want to get to the bad side of the cat-eared samurai. However, Allen and the twins kept laughing.

"OI!! IF YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING, I'LL MAIM YOU!!" roared Kanda.

"Kanda, just calm down, they'll settle down later...right guys?" asked Lenalee, sending a glare that said 'If you guys don't stop laughing...I'll sic Komui on you.'

"Kanda-kun, Lavi-kun, please just go, your customers are waiting. Kanako-san, if you don't mind, would you run some errands for us? We need you to go to the customers and ask if they need anything added to the club. We like to keep a list of things to improve the club and getting opinions from our clients is a good way of getting It." asked Kyouya.

"Okeydokey!' said Kanako cheerfully.

Pqpq - with Allen

"Allen, how did you get your hair to be that pretty white?" asked Kanae Suzuki

"Um... It's a natural color, I didn't do anything special." said Allen

"Allen, what's you family like?" asked another customer, Kyoko Sakamoto

There was a slight pause. Allen suddenly felt guilt from this question. Before he answered the question...he smiled. It was a painful smile, whose love could encompass the entire world, and there was pain that was the foundation of that smile. The two girls never seen a smile so sad, it had so much room to grow...to become more vibrant.

"I was abandoned my real parents. They didn't want me due to my...deformity. At the age of 7, Mana found me. He raised me as his own son, but then...he died when I was 10. Until the age of 15, I was...'taken' care of by my...teacher, Marian Cross." said Allen.

"Oh dear...it sounds like you have a rough past..." said Kanae

"I'm grateful that I'm with my friends though...they seem to accept me...and I think that they love me for who I Am." said Allen, with a smaller smile.

"What is the deformity?" asked Kyoko

"I'd rather not say..."

Pqpq - With Kanako

"Hey Eriko! What's shaking, bacon?"

"I beg your pardon?" asked Eriko, looking quite alarmed.

"Uhh...what's up?"

"Oh...nothing much, I'm just reading some of the fan fiction that are posted online..."

"Can, I read with you?"

"Certainly."

Kanako and Eriko are reading for some time now. After awhile, Eriko had to leave. It was her turn for Tamaki. Kanako read on, exploring through the site. At one particular category in the 'Anime" section, something caught her eye. It was the word...'D. Gray-Man'. She clicked on the button thing...and she nearly fainted. Thousands of stories flooded through her eyes...but one of the stories caught her eye...it was 'Lost Clown' by Nella33. She read through it, she then grabbed the laptop...and ran to Lavi.

"OI!! RABBIT!"

"What?"

"I have evidence that you are gay!"

"What the hell! I thought that you given up on that Idea?!"

"No way! Read this!

"Damn chick"

..."I'm more than ok Allen…" Lavi lean in closer, "Because I realized something… I love you Allen."...

"WHAT THE HELL!!" screamed the redhead.

"That's my line! And if you excuse me...I need to tell this to Allen! Why don't you go puke rainbows or something. ALLEN!! I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!"

-Across the Room-

"Excuse me ladies, Kanako-san is calling me." said the white-headed gentleman, relieved that he could get away from the ladies that asks too many question about himself.

"What is it Kana-san?

"THIS!!" with that, she thrust the laptop into his face and he proceeded to turn into a very interesting shade of colors.

"What...is...this?" asked Allen, with cheeks red, that could rival Lavi's hair.

"...Fangirls are everywhere...they will hunt you down and make lies about your lives...be very, very, VERY careful..." said Kanako "by the way, did you really mean it when you said that you love him so much that you wouldn't get in the middle of his goal?"

"NO!! I NEVER SAID THAT I LOVED HIM!!" yelled out the boy, looking horrified

"Right...Lavi, I still say that you are gay..." and with that Kanako left, looking pleased with herself. She intentionally wanted to get those two flustered. Kanako was actually very bored and decided to humiliate those two... Why? Because Lavi ate the last cookie from the cookie jar...and Allen need to relax...((although, I don't think that getting him very flustered would relax him...))

"Ok...so we all know that Kanako is a she-devil. I think that we should just ignore what she will say from now on..." said Lavi, not meeting Allen's eyes.

"Agreed" with that Allen walked off, going back to the two ladies that he was chatting with.

-After Club-

"Good job everybody!" said Kyouya, "I think that you guys did an excellent job today"

"We kinda have to...we have a debt to pay..." said Lenalee

"Yes, well...The school is hosting its school festival in about a few weeks. I suggest that you get involved with the festival. Kanako, I know for a fact that we are having a cafe open...you would have to dress up in your waitress costume again." said Kyouya

"I think I'd rather have the waiter's outfit. The dress is too short and I feel uncomfortable in It." said Kanako.

"I WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER CROSS-DRESSER IN MY CRICLE OF FRIENDS!!" shouted Tamaki.

"Well, excuse me for being a cross-dresser...whose fault do you think it was that people thought that I was a boy?" said Haruhi

"Boy, girl, what does it matter when I'm beating his ass?" said Kanako, pointing to Kanda.

"Che...you'll never beat me at anything." stated Kanda

"Kanda has a problem with girls! Which is ironic for a sissy!" cried out Kanako

"What is it?" asked Allen, curious.

"He's only nice (in his own way) to girls." stated Lenalee.

"When I fought with him the first time we met, back when he was ten and I was nine, he didn't hesitate to thrash me! But ever since he figured it out that I was a girl, he runs from every single of my challenges!" said Kanako

"…How the hell was I to know that you were a girl? You've dressed and talked like a guy. No one could tell.

"Calling it a boy/girl problem is being too kind. With you these days, it's "is she a macho monstrosity or some kind of unholy she beast?" said Lavi.

"Thank you Lavi...Have I mentioned that I hated you and that I wanted to beat you up at all today?"

"Does the "I'll rip out your spleen with my teeth" count?"

"No"

"Then...yes you have."

"Hikaru, Kaoru, what are we doing for our class?" asked Allen.

"We'll be doing a play of Cinderella." said the twins.

"Can't we do something else?" asked Haruhi "I think that the play 'Cinderella' has been done so many times"

"Do you have anything else in mind?" asked Hikaru.

"...Not really"

"Then, we'll do it!" said Kaoru.

"What about us, Mori-kun, Hunny-chan?" asked Lavi.

"We'll be playing a murder-mystery game. Somebody gets killed and the guests have to figure out which of the students did it. Kan-Chan, your the murderer and Lavi-Chan, you get to died" said Hunny.

"Perfect..."

"Oh God...what have I've done to piss you off so much? If it's about that thing I did to Koumi's coffeemaker...IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!"

'What...did...he...do?' That thought rang through the minds of everybody in that room. Komui heard it (due to the microphone on Lenalee) and proceeded to make a list of ways to kill the rabbit without anybody noticing.

-FIN-