A/N: So this one has a little bit of a story behind it, and I'll explain once I'm at the end of the chapter. Also, this one is kind of short, but that's kind of what these are supposed to be. Just short little stories explaining why the rules were made. I don't really have anything else to say, except I've started coming up with more rules. So there might actually be a sequel...:)

I still own nothing.

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3) Captain America needs to stop stealing everyone's lines.

Steve was training in the gym. The newer missions had become harder, so he decided to make sure he was fit, and even stronger, if possible.

"Hulk smash!" Steve yelled as he puched a bag across the room.

"Hey! That's my line!" Bruce complained from the doorway. "Why did you steal it?!"

"What?! I didn't steal it!" Steve told him. "I just said it! Besides, it's not really your line."

"Um, yeah it is." Bruce crossed his arms and glared at the captain. "And you did steal it, because you didn't ask me if you could use it!"

"Well, I don't have my own catchphrase!" Steve pointed out, and went back to training, Bruce still watching him.

"By the power of lightning!" Steve shouted as he hit a punching bag across the room with his sheild.

"Captain, I believe that is what I say." Thor put in, from where he was now standing next to Bruce. By now, all the Avengers had gathered in the gym to see what the commotion was.

"But...but I'm not trying to steal!" Steve remarked, embarrased for not being able to come up with his own thing. "I just need a catchphrase! I mean, I'm giving you twelve percent of the credit!"

"Twelve percent?!" Tony put in, looking offended. "Okay, this is just going a little too far."

"Well...well, you all..." Steve wasn't sure what to say, with all his teammates staring at him. "I...I just...why don't you kneel before me?!"

Loki gave him a look of death.

"I...I can't do this..." Steve whined, clearly flustered by all the stares.

"Just make up a catchphrase. It's not that hard." Tony told him. "Like, 'I am Captain America and I will hit you with my frisbee.'"

Now it was Steve's turn to be offended. All the Avengers guessed that Steve's yelling could wake up someone all the way in Asgard, with the loudness and intensity.

"IT'S NOT A FRISBEE!"

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A/N: Um, yeah. Short chapter. Anyways, I came up with this one in Target. I found a Captain America action figure, and it said "Press belt for battle sounds". So I pressed it, and the first thing he says is "Hulk smash." I know it's a quote from the movie, but it seemed like he was stealing that line. So this happened.

R & R please. :D