Chapter 3: Landlord for Hire
Allen and Kanda were silent as usual as they walked back to their house.
"So..." Allen said finally breaking the silence. "That girl who was all over you...that's my new boss...bakanda."
"Like I care…" Kanda said apathetic as always.
"Why don't you? She seems to really like you..." Allen went on.
Kanda glared at Allen.
"What? Are you gay or something? I at least can admit that I'm Bisexual…"
"I'm Asexual." Kanda interrupted.
"So you can literally go fuck yourself and have a kid?" Allen's darker half remarked receiving the most horrific death glare in Kanda's arsenal of evil looks. Allen sighed and thought to himself Yea right…what's with what we do when we both get sexually frustrated?
"Stop asking stupid questions and let's go home..." Kanda muttered as they walked.
Allen was just about to defend himself when his eye activated. "Great…Akuma…"
The two started fighting the Akuma, but then when they got to their house they found it destroyed.
"Great…now what are we going to do?" Allen said annoyed.
"I can help! Tee Hee" A girl said appearing out of no-where…strangely reminding them of Lavi…
"WHO ARE YOU?" Allen exclaimed freaking out.
"I'm Susan! I'm the girl that's gonna help you..." Susan said excitingly. However, it seemed as if she was bottling up something…when suddenly…the two of them were caught in a huge hug by Susan. "Ahhhhh! Allen! Kanda! I'm such a huge fan! AHHHHHHHHHH!" She exclaimed as she proceeded to fan-girl squeal.
Allen's head simply formed a sweat-drop… great…a fangirl. He thought to himself.
"But don't worry my little friend." Susan said suddenly patting Allen's head. "I may be a fan girl but I got my eye on a boy and he's neither of you. So what do you say? Come with me to a place where I know you'd be safe?"
"Uhh… I guess It'll be ok." Allen said with one of his usual smiles.
"Whatever…" Kanda said annoyed.
"Great! Then please follow me this way!" Susan said excitedly leading them to Eve and Adams house. "I was coming here anyway but I'm sure they'd let you stay here."
The door opened and a very hyper girl with short dark hair and brown eyes appeared. Allen knew who she was immediately.
"Eve?" Allen said surprised.
"Oh hey Al…OMG KANDA!" she exclaimed as she proceeded to glomp him.
Kanda gave a death glare beyond any death glare he had ever given sent directly at Susan. "YOU BROUGHT US HERE?" he yelled.
"It's not my fault you didn't ask where I was taking you…Yuu…" Susan said smirking… she reminded Allen a lot of Lavi…
Eve smiled and let go of Kanda. "So, come on in you three!"
They were let in the house. Eve danced around and sang with Road and Susan. The night was full of music and dancing. Some songs scared Allen such as "Cannibal" from Kesha. While the song "Butterfly 09" by United Forces Airplay, Eve got all excited and danced around Kanda.
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
I'm searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find
To find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need
I need my samurai
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
I'm searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find
To find my samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need
I need my samurai
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Ai yai yai
Where's my samurai?
Ai yai yai
I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
After the song was over Eve gave a really brooding, pissed off Kanda a kiss on the cheek. After this Kanda decided to get up and go and find a place to sleep.
"Come on Kanda-san! Don't be a party pooper!" Eve yelled back as she kept dancing around. Kanda ignored her as he closed the door of a dark room. He didn't bother to turn on the lights, and just laid in the bed and fell asleep.
(time passes)
During the random dance party, Lavi decided to show up.
"OMG! Your totally my type! 3" he exclaimed hugging onto Susan.
"really? Your totally my type too!" she said hugging him back excitingly and going into pure fangirl screaming mode.
Eve rolled her eyes. "Get a room you two…"
"So, you wanna be my girlfriend?" Lavi asked obviously ignoring Eve.
"Sure!" Susan said all happy and cuddling with him.
After the dancing and music was over Eve yawned. "I'm gonna go to bed now. Night all!" she then smirked at Road. "Hope you have fun with Allen! 3"
Allen stiffened a little and blushed at the comment.
"EEEve…" Adam whined. "Why do you have to make fun of Allen?"
Eve shook her head at her innocent little brother. "Night Adam. You and Tyki have fun with your little bouncy bed game!3" she said closing the door to her room. She sighed and went to her bed…only to realize someone was sleeping in her bed. She smiled. Kanda had no idea he had went into HER room of all rooms when he left for the night. She climbed into bed quietly and decided to sleep next to him but not without wrapping her arms around him.
Meanwhile, Road had taken Allen into her room.
"We don't have to do anything if you don't want to…" Road started as she sat on her bed.
"Um…well…I…kinda…want to…I mean we've kinda been secretly dating right?" he said nervously.
Road smiled and kissed Allen and wrapped her arms around him. Allen kissed back smiling and decided to ignore the annoying Noah in the back of his mind…
In the living room, Adam and Tyki finally went to bed leaving Susan alone with Lavi. They looked at each other smirking, and decided to have some fun on Adam and Eve's couch instead of going to their own homes into their OWN room…
