"Blaine, what are you talking about? What do you mean we're not real?" Kurt asked, looking down at himself before looking at Blaine.

"Kurt, I found something online a few weeks ago. It was Darren Criss talking about me, you, and Sebastian, and our supposed 'love triangle'." Blaine used air quotes. "I was scared shitless when I saw it. The guy said that Blaine," he indicated himself, "would get slushied. Then last night when it happened, I was shocked, not only because I was blinded, but because the internet was right. So I started looking for everyone else: Sebastian is really this guy named Grant Gustin, Rachel and Finn are Lea Michele and Cory Monteith, Mercedes is Amber Riley, and you're this openly gay guy named Chris Colfer. I know it's really weird, Kurt, but it's true. And apparently, I'm actually straight."

"So you're saying that everything we've been through wasn't real?" Kurt looked disappointed. "Our relationship isn't real?" Tears filled Kurt's eyes and Blaine wrapped his arms around him.

"For however long it takes before we disappear, we're going to make the best of it," Blaine promised, kissing Kurt softly on the lips. "Darren Criss may be straight, but, as you may remember, I am one hundred percent gay."


Meanwhile, back at Dalton, Nick and Jeff were making out on Nick's bed when the door crashed open and Sebastian sauntered in, his hands behind his back. Both boys yelled and sat up.

"What are you doing in here?" Nick demanded.

"I've come to give you guys something. I was such a dick earlier and I'm sorry," Sebastian said. Nick and Jeff looked at each other, knowing this was some sort of trick. Sebastian pulled a wrapped gift from behind his back. "Here, take it, guys," he said, putting it on Nick's bedside table. "I gotta go, so I'll talk to you guys later." And with that, he left the room.

"Do you think it's a bomb?" Jeff asked, keeping his distance from the package.

"Only one way to find out," Nick said, pulling out his phone. He dialed Thad. "Yeah, Thad, it's Nick. Can you come over to our room for a minute?" A few minutes later, a knock came at the door.

"What do you guys need? It's late," Thad mumbled; he looked like he had just woken up.

"Open that gift on Nick's table," Jeff said, pointing a shaking finger at the gift.

"Why?" Thad asked.

"Sebastian gave it to us," Nick explained shortly.

"Oh, good enough reason to be scared after what happened last night," he replied, picking up the present and unwrapping it. He smirked and picked up a teddy bear. "Guys, it's a teddy bear and it doesn't look like it's been rigged with dynamite." Thad placed the bear on the table and left the room. "Night, guys," he said.

"Well, guess we should be getting to sleep," Jeff said, kissing Nick again and getting into his bed. Nick kissed back and settled himself in. Once Jeff turned out the light, a red light turned on from the bear's right eye.

"I knew it would work," Sebastian said with an evil smirk. He was watching this from his own dorm.