[ ALICE POV ]
SHE LOVES TO GO SHOPPING!!! OMG I LOVE MY NEW SISTER! This is going to be so much fun..tooo bad the boys are going to TRY to teach us a lesson in shopping and all that crap.. shopping is awsome.. its a way to get rid of stress.. Im not sure whats going to happen when Bella and Rose find out about what the boys are going to do.. I guess Im going to tell them.. hmm.. this means we get to have revenge!!
" Umm Rose Bella.. I just had a vison.. the boys are going to try to teach us a lesson in shopping you know that we buy to much stuff and all that crap.. so what are we gonna do about it " I asked from the back seat..
" Let them think that we know nothing about what they are going to do.. of course I had the same vison as you Alice we are going to have to keep an eye out for those three stooges and we will get them back.. I put a sheild on your mind so Eddie cant hear your thoughts which is awsome so Rose dont worry.. and later when we get them back.. they are going to be crying heehee" Bella said with her evil laugh
" Oh you are good Emmett has his hands full with you.. you know.. I think with Alice's mind and my mind plus yours.. we will be on top when it comes to pranks.. plus Esme man the guys have been out numbering us forever and they always get us.. plus Bella your the most powerful vampire OMG YOUR THE MOST POWERFUL VAMP AND YOUR MY SISTER OMG THAT IS FREAKING AWSOME!! oh but anyways we will now be on top when it comes to pranking.. oooh this is soo awsome " Rose said clapping her hands
" Oh yeah Bella it sucked so much.. they would always have the upper hand.. Edward would always try to get around me.. the times he couldnt is when we would win but now hes going to be the loser.. now all four of them are going to be the losers ooooh this is great " I shouted
[ THREE HOURS LATER AT THE MALL ]
" EMMETT ITS NOT THAT BAD.. HOW AWFUL IS IT THAT YOU THREE ARE AT THE DAMN MALL WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.. ALL YOUR DOING IS HOLDING OUR BAGS ITS NOT LIKE YOUR TRYING ON THE FUCKING CLOTHES DAMN IT YOUR SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY NERVES IF ITS THAT HORRIBLE FOR YOU TO HOLD A FEW DAMN BAGS THEN GO THE FUCK HOME.. AND DONT THINK IM GOING TO BE THERE LATER.. I WILL STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.. AND IM SURE THE GIRLS WILL LOOOOOOOOOVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT ELSE WHERE THEN BE WITH A BUNCH OF CRY BABY ASSES!" Bella growled at the boys
" Bella your eyes are black with red around the sides.. calm down hunny.. lets go to victoria secret okay " Rose said trying to sooth Bella
" Alright come on Alice.. Rose " Bella said walking right past Emmett who look scared out of his mind
All day the boys have been complaining about shopping.. saying they look gay because they are holding our bags.. or they get mad because guys are looking at us.. or they get impatient when we are in a store for more then 20 min and then they get mad when we decide to try on clothes.. they really are getting on my nerves.. of course Bella blocked our thoughts from Edward and our Emotions from Jasper.. which doesnt bother me .. because we are sooo getting them back.. I cant believe they are acting like this.. how hard is it to hold bags.. like Bella said its not like they are the ones wearing the clothes.... I know Bella is going home with us after we leave the mall but she isnt going to be Sleeping with Emmett tonight.. not that we sleep anyways but you know what I mean.. The girls and I are going to have a sleepout in the living room.. Emmett really made Bella mad.. They both love eachother so much already and they just met.. its weird to some people but they truely are soulmates and beyond that you can tell.
" OOOOH BELLAAA ROOSEEEE " I said in my singing voice
" Yes Alice " Rose asked
" We should go get matching necklaces' you know because we are sisters.. and we three are going to be eachothers bestfriends.. and we can get Esme one too she would so love that " I said
" God Alice that is so perfect I never thought of something like that.. hmm what kinda necklace.. something with an engraving right? and diamonds.. every woman should have diamonds on her jewlry.. hmm" Bella said thinking
" How about we get an engraving with diamonds what it should say is beyond me ... hmm lets see.. we could just get matching necklaces and later on we can get something engraved when we all four decide what do ya say? " rose asked
" Okay that works " Bella said
[ 30 MIN LATER AT THE JEWRY STORE ]
We been looking at necklaces for about 20 minutes now and we havent seen one we all three like all together.. we want it to be perfect and beautiful..
" HEY GUYS LOOK EVER HERE THIS ONE IS GREAT " Bella shouted
The necklace she showed us is a heart necklace with dark blue diamonds and yellow diamonds with a big regular diamond in the middle in the same of a heart it really was great and perfect.
" Its a locket guys.. its perfect.. we can get the back engraved later on.. " Bella said
" Thats great lets get this one we just need to buy four and after that we can leave " I said
" Im still mad at the boys.. i cant believe they acted that way.. Emmett is in for a rude awaking.. if he thinks we shop to much.. thats stupid.. at least i didnt skip school today and teleport to somewhere and spend the intire time from opening hours to closing hours.. or break in afterwards and get the stuff i still wanted!!! HE IS LUCKY I DIDNT DO THAT.. UUUGH dont worry.. his little jeep is gonna get it.. along with other shit.. just wait and see what i do.. I cant believe he would ruin my fun!! uuugh hes lucky i love him or else id rip him apart or send him to my father!! " Bella said so only we can hear it
" OMG.. thats perfect.. I cant believe Jasper did that either.. playing with the people in the stores emotions.. they really were working on my nerves trying to rush us ugh.. we should get the boys back all together.. and do soemthing big at the end.. " I said
" You know.. I do know how to take cars apart.. and you know with out their cars the boys are pretty much useless.. hmm what else can we do.. " Rose said
" OMG.. thats it rose your right.. Me and Alice will help you take apart the cars.. then we can teleport all around the world and hid the peices oooh this is great.. then we can take away all of their clothes.. and replacethem with ugly ones.. or girly ones.. you know like pinks .. then we can put dye in their shower stuff.. and we can take away all the things they love.. like Eddie and his Cd's Jasper and his books and his war collection stuff.. and Emmett and his stuuuupid shit he messes with ugh.. we are gonna get them back for ruining our shopping.. and they are soooo lucky me and Alice seen the vision of them puttin the magnet censors things in our bags or else they would be dead.. hmm and of course we can gonna get a prank for school too.. they are gonna be in for a rude awaking for sure.. and after wards.. we are going to take them shopping again.. and they will nooot complain.. and if Emmett thinks he is gonna get sex or kisses or anything from me.. he is sadly mistaken.. i take shopping seriously.. i love to look good.. and shopping is better than taking drugs.. i mean we cant get high.. but you know! " Bella said ..
" I have an Idea for what we can do to them at school.. " I said cheerfully
" Tell us on the way home " Rose said
[ BELLA POV ]
These boys are surely gonna get it.. they have nooo idea what they are up against i swear Emmetts ass is grass.. Yes i know that I seen the vison.. but still I cant believe he would do that.. and his brothers.. well my brothers now.. oooooooooh Eddie and Jazzy have nooo idea what they got their selves into
" Okay girls.. I have your emotions and mind blocked.. we need to talk to Esme and tell her what happened.. she will join us.. I know it.. " I told the girls
" Yeah she will from all the time the boys ruined the house.. you had to have been there.. one time emmett went through the glass wall .. Edward went through three doors.. they all three kept breaking coffee tables and the island in the kitchen.. they have really recked alot of stuff.. Esme will definatly be in on our stuff. I wonder what Carlisle is gonna think. " Alice said
" Who cares.. the guys deserve it.. Carlisle is probably gonna join the boys if Esme joins us.. it will be a battle of the sexes for all we know.. but I think we should go ahead and get the cars taken care of once we get home.. the boys went hunting so they wont know a thing.. and Ill teleport the parts to Italy in my closet they wont know what hit them. and of course we are gonna have to get the boys favorite things.. that means the Cd's the books and everything.. While im gone you two should probably take care of their clothes.. and we will hide our new clothes some where so the boys dont try to mess with our stuff.. plus if they do.. ill just use Janes power on them or we will just tell them we will use Janes power on them.. who knows " I said
When we got home we hurry'd up and put our clothes away in the basement so the boys couldnt find them trying to get revenge after what is going to happen to them. Rose went out and took out the car engins of the boy's cars. Alice went ahead and replaced all of their shirts with some odd colors which would look funny on the boys. I went around and gathered up all the stuff the boys loved like their books and cds and xbox and the games along with the wii and the games to that as well. We also went ahead and hid all of their stuff like paintball guns and other crap they used when it came to prank wars and we hid them away for ourselves. Rose handed me the engine parts and I teleported them to Felix explaining that we wouldnt be needing these anytime soon but to make sure Demetri didn't use them.
" Alright Esme the boys are going to come back home and be pissed but that doesnt matter they RUINED our shopping trip!! They complained the whole time.. they switched out outfits with ugly ones they gave away shoes to people that we already paid for and they put magnetic censors in our purses so the alarms went off when we left the store so we are getting them back by taking car parts so the cars cant be drove and we took away all there favorite things.. now we are asking you to join us to help contiue their punishment! " Alice said to Esme
" Alright girls Im with you.. I would love to get them back for all the times they rudely recked my beautiful house! " Esme said with an evil look in her eyes
" One more thing Esme.. after we told the guys to leave the mall .. we decided to get a little something for you and for us three to share.. you know like a mother daughters present.. we would like you to have this and we have matching ones " I said giving her the necklace
Esme studied the necklace very carefully.. she looked like she was on the verge of tears she looked up at us so lovingly that I started to feel my own Tears coming on. I know her story about her child and I felt completely sorry for her.. Rose of course couldnt have children like she wished she could.. but as long as we have eachother we are alright. Plus the boys are like children in their own way so either way its win-win for the both of them if you think about it in a funny way.
" Oh this is just so wonderful of course ill wear it and Ill never take it off ! Thank you so much for this it means alot to me. Im glad to have you three as my daughters Im glad you have joined us Bella not only are you making Emmett happy after him being alone for so long but you are giving the girls the best sister and your giving the boys the best sister and for me and Carlisle a new wonderful daughter. Thank you all three of you." Esme said hugging us tightly
" Your welcome Im glad I came . I already love Emmett and I love you guys as well .. but lets start planning on how to get the boys miserable " I said smiling
" I was thinking.. we could have a sleepover or a girls night here in the living room and deck it out so the boys wont bother us that is one punishment. Then while this whole getting back at the boys goes on.. of course we will punish them by no sexual acts and of course no kissing unless its on the cheek and the rest we can come up with on our own right.. i mean.. we are smarter than the guys and we do have you Bella.. you can block out our emotions and our thoughts.. and you can keep watch on what they would be trying to do to get us back.. your our front man well our front woman.. the lady general.. the leader.. the " I interupted Alice while she was ranting on
" I get it Alice geez .. now i was thinking.. Tomorrow at school is going to get verrrrry interesting.. this is what we are going to do " I said with a huge smile
