Me- Sorry I haven't updated in 2 years! Screams about not wanting to go back in the box
It was 5 in the mourning and everyone in the village but Bob and Tom were sleeping. Both were looking at each other but Bob saw a weird turd with a tail looking at him. Tom just saw yellow eyes staring at him. He had stopped Bob and called the police. Bob tripped over a model of a grass. As Bob was being hauled to the police station for stealing and using the employee bathroom he couldn't say anything. One of the officers asked if a cat got his tongue. Bob only shook his head and forgot he was a cat.
One of the officers got all in Bob's face.
"Do you realize how much trouble you have caused in the last week?" Copper asked (Smart dog)
"Feels like 2 years…" bob said counting with his paws/fingers.
"I thought a cat got your tongue?" Booker said in confusion (stupid dog)
"If your face wasn't so droopy, you could actually see that he is a cat!" Cooper said with a slap to Booker's face.
Booker goes on a long rant about slapping and then banana pudding and Bob leaves forgetting why he was there. As soon as his body moved into the sun he stretched and yawned. He walked around and entered Tom's store.
"Hey, I want to buy a-"But he was cut off.
"Where have you been? You're late? I will deduct some bells from you!" tom said with anger.
"I don't play any instrument." Bob said.
Tom slapped Bob with his tail and told him to work. Bob did so and got some pay, he returned home to find it more female like.
"Is this my house?" Bob asked Hazel.
"Yes, welcome home, how much did you make?" Hazel asked.
"Hey this is my home and I ask the questions around here!" Bob said
"Do you even remember why I'm here?"
"Not really"
Meanwhile at Tom's store…
Kiro the human had stopped by
"Sucks about that intruder Tom"
"I am sorry as well…that I can't press charges against him"
END
Me- I'm ending this story, I'm sorry but when I wrote this story 2 years ago, I was funny and creative, now I'm just not what I used to be, but thanks for reading this hilarious and nutty story!
