Disclaimer: My lawyer said I had to put this here.

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"Potter! You can't just go chucking that stupid snitch at random Slytherins!" my face was flaming red with fury.

"Lily, Lily, Lily. I'm not chucking it at random Slytherins. I'm chucking it at Snape. There's a difference." He patted me on the shoulder.

"Give. Me. the. snitch, Potter." I snarled through gritted teeth.

"Why?" He held it against his chest like it was his only child.

"I'm confiscating it. And if you don't give it to me NOW, I'll take your invisibility cloak too." He immediately handed it over to me.

There is NOTHING blackmail can't do.

"Don't hurt it Lily!" James called after me as I walked away, clutching it tightly in my palm.

Honestly, you'd think he gave birth to the stupid thing.

Why does he have to pick on Snape anyway? It's not like he had ever done anything to James. I wonder what James would do if he saw me flirting with Snape…Not that I would flirt with Snape or anything. I mean…Ew.

I turned the corner and walked into the girl's bathroom. Dropping the snitch in the toilet, I flushed, watching the ball spin down and disappear from view.

I wonder if this goes under the category of 'hurting it'. I mean, I didn't cause physical damage or pain…what am I talking about? It's an inanimate object. Maybe I should see the nurse…

I walked onto the grounds, flipping a book open and scanning it through. There was a slide, and a 'THUMP' I looked over. Potter was sitting next to me, and his friends were standing in front of me.

"We'd you put my snitch?" He asked, there was a weird grin on his face. The weird grin that had been reserved for me since first year.

"It's sleeping with the fishies." I said, returning my attention back to my book.

"You threw it in the lake?" He stood up.

God, he is such an idiot.

There was a loud splash, and I looked up. He had dove into the lake in search for his snitch.

I started laughing as he went underwater.

"It's not there, is it?" Lupin asked, grinning.

"Nope." I gasped out between laughs.

"Were is it?" Black asked, raising an eyebrow as Potter's head bobbed up from the center of the lake.

"It's were ever the toilets lead to." I said, smirking.

"You flushed it down the toilet?" I responded in a grin.

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"So, Ravendrew is gone." Potter ruffled his hair.

That's it. I'm shaving it tonight. No buts, that hair is going bye-bye.

"Yep." I brushed a few strands of my own hair from my face.

"So, I heard you flushed my snitch down the toilet."

I chuckled softly.

"I could almost hear it scream as it went down." I had to bite my lip so I didn't burst into laughter.

"Poor Andrea." He shook his head as if he were mourning someone at a funeral.

"You named your snitch Andrea?" I snorted.

"I sure as Hell didn't name her Snivellus." He lit his wand so he could see better in the dark.

"This surprises me on account of how many times it's collided with Snape's head." He gave a knowing smirk.

"Yeah. She gave us a good laugh a fare share of times." I just rolled my eyes.

Boys can be such idiots sometimes.