chapter 4 the thousand year reunion
mario stood in shock at this grand reveel that he didnt notice THE PORTAL CLOSE AND THE GARDS SUROUND THEM!
"you are completly surrounded" sad koopa
"surender" said goomba
"no ill fight you all" said mario
"but you dont have any cards lol" said goomba
"FUCK!"
just then TWO OF THE GOOMBAS BEAT UP ALL THE GUARDS there was only a koopa.
"wtf" said samus but then the goombas put their hats on and mario jumped because he knew who they were
it was goombario and goombella
"COME ON MARIO AND ROBOT GUY WE GOTTA ESCAP!" shouted goombario as the room was filled with red light
"they must be making a video" said mario but goombella dragged him as they escaped from bosers castle suddenly bullet blasters got in the way but goombario and goombella used 64 and ttyd shit to kill them.
"awesome now were free" said goombella and they ran a hundred miles away from the castle.
"ok lets sleep at the inn" said goombella because it was 6pm
"ok" said mario and they went into an in.
"hello the only rules are no sex thatll be 10 coins per bed" said toad
"jesus thats too much" said mario and he gave her 20 coins
samus pulled mario aside
"wtf can you even math thats 2 beds"
"yeh were sharing" sid mario
"WAT" said samus but then they were sent into the hall
"ok im sleeping with goombella you two can decide whos getting the bed in there" said mario but samus grappled him back
"IM NOT SLEEPING WITH THIS FUNGUS" shouted samus
"touf shit bitch" said mario
"MARIO I WANNA SLEEP WITH GOOMBELLA" shouted goomario
"FUCK OFF SHES MINE" shouted mario and they were making a horrible raquet or whatever british people say but the sleeping people cudnt complain because the werent breaking any rules
goombario kept begging mario to let him sleep with her but then mario jumped on him!
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT" screamed samus
"dont worry hell wake up tomorrow enjoy your bed" said mario going into the bedroom with goombella for kink shit but it was already 7pm so samus decided to just go to bed
however at two in the morning there was HORRIBLE NOISE and samus ran outside and yelled
"WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!" but then she saw mario and goombella walking out the door in handcuffs i know goombella doesnt have hands but she grew some so they could make the arrest look official.
"MARIO WHAT DID YOU DO"
"NOTHING WE DIDNT FUCK OR ANYTHING" said mario but then he was shoved into the police van!
"dammit what am i gonna do" said samus
"lets get a lawyer i know an ace one" said goombario but samus said "no we dont have time we need to break them out" said samus
"oh your right" said goombario
LETTER
"oright whyd you do it" said policeman a (he doesnt have a name because this is color splash world)
"we didnt fuck off" said mario
"WAHAHAHAHA RIGHT" laughed police b "but we have evidence" and he took out a vido tape "this was taken by the hotel rooms secret security cameras"
"NO IT WASNT" said goombella but they played it and it showed mario and goombella fucking on their bed and the police coming in and tackling and disarming them.
"shit" said mario
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"wtf fuck was that" said cop a and then goombario came in riding a ball and it turned into samus! samus pointed her gun at the cops
"release them faggots"
the cops moved and then SHE BLASTED THEM TO DUST!
"come on" said samus and they ran out
