I don't know where I got the name "Michael" from, honestly... I saw the picture on Tumblr and immediately thought, "Michael"!
Anyway, this is based on a photo of a cute little boy dipping his hand (or kitchen utensil) into what looks like batter of some kind.
The Mischief-Makers
"Michael. What are you doing?"
"I'm just smooshing it! Like you did!"
"Yes, but you didn't see me eat it as well, did you?"
"No…"
"…Well, then—"
"—But I saw Papa eat it!"
"Oh? Did he indeed? …Mr. Bates!"
"I didn't think anyone was looking!"
"That's no excuse!"
"Darling, I think it would be easier for us all if we just let Michael know he should never do as his Papa does."
"Well, that's very true—"
"No, I want to grow up to be just like Papa!"
"What, lame leg and all?"
"Yes. Lame leg and all."
