Fairy Tail mess up
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Mama…is that boy's daddy going to be alright?" Lucy asked Evergreen after watching Romeo punch the finally normal Makarov in the face and run from the guild in tears.
"Well pinky is dealing with it so it should be okay. If they don't come back by tomorrow morning then we'll go and save them ourselves alright half-pint?" Laxus asked looking at the small girl in Evergreen's lap, eating a few apple slices every once in a while as the Thunder Tribe relaxed at a table with their littlest member.
"Okay Uncle Laxus." Lucy said smiling brightly up at the older blond who patted her head gently before her attention was caught by something else which had her eyes widening.
"Mama?" Lucy asked looking at something before blushing brightly, enough so that her whole face looked as red as Erza's hair well to those who knew Erza which wasn't this sweet little girl. Although Erza was due back from her mission next week. Evergreen idly wondered how exactly the 'false' Fairy Queen would react to the 'Fairy Princess' as she could call her beautiful little girl.
"Yes baby fairy?" Evergreen asked looking at the little girl who was blushing brightly and covering her eyes and sunglasses with her hands.
"Why is that man naked?" Lucy asked pointing towards the other end of the room where Gray was standing talking to one of the other guild members not even noticing his missing cloths. Evergreen tensed immediately and quickly covered Lucy's eyes, turning her daughter around to face her.
"Don't look at him baby fairy. He's just…not very used to being around kids." Evergreen said causing Lucy to nod and turn her head into her mama's chest, snuggling close almost tiredly.
"Bix?" Evergreen asked shooting a pointed glare at Gray making Bixlow nod as he understood the silent request and sent one of his babies to slam into Gray's head hard enough to make him hit the floor.
"Ow what the fuck?" Gray yelled glaring over at Bixlow who glared at him from behind his mask grate.
"Gray…put some cloths on and keep them on around Lucy or else." Evergreen said her voice stone gold and dangerous as she glared at Gray who looked down and swore quietly, blushing in embarrassment as he tried to find his missing cloths.
"Or else what?" Gray dared to ask as he pulled on his pants, making Evergreen give a dangerous smirk as she fingered her glasses.
"I might not have given birth to her but I do share some things with my baby fairy. Want to take a guess on what happens when I take off my glasses?" Evergreen asked making Gray pause and the pale as he scowled while pulling on his shirt next.
"Ow what the fuck Elfman?" Gray asked when Elfman slammed him through a table with a strong right fist.
"Stripping in front of a kid isn't manly! And cursing in front of one isn't being a man either!" Elfman shouted at Gray making Evergreen blink for a second as Elfman walked over and knelt down in front of her.
"Hey there kid. My name is Elfman and I'm a real man unlike Gray!" Elfman said speaking pretty softly to the little girl who turned away from her mama and looked at him wide eyed.
"Hi…" Lucy said a little timidly as she stared wide eyed behind her sunglasses at the man who towered over her even when he was knelt down.
"Next time Gray or anyone else takes their clothes off around you or says a bad word in front of me, let me know and I'll teach them how to be a real man. Sound good kid?" Elfman asked making Lucy look at him and nod slowly in understanding before reaching her good arm up to him.
"Up ya go!" Elfman said grinning slightly, somehow knowing exactly what she wanted as he gently lifted her up and let her sit on one of his shoulders where she giggled happily.
"Wow…you're taller than Uncle Laxus!" Lucy said giggling as she held onto his head with her good arm and looked down at where her mama was sitting watching them with a small smile.
"And you have hair like aunty Mira." Lucy said playing with a few of the stark white strands on his head.
"That's because Mirajane is my older sister." Elfman said smiling at the little girl on his arm while Mirajane was cooing at how her brother was treating the small girl so gently.
"Like how Uncle Laxus and Uncle Freed are mama's older brothers?" Lucy asked with her head cocked to the side slightly, closing her eyes because of how much they were hurting her again.
"Yes something like that baby fairy." Evergreen said smiling up at her daughter while Bixlow's babies were floating around the small blond protectively.
"Hey what about me?" Bixlow whined at Lucy who looked at him while opening her eyes again, trying to get used to the lights even through her sunglasses filtering them.
"What about you Uncle Biscuit?" Lucy asked confused and making the Soul Mage fall out of his chair in disbelief while Evergreen burst out laughing.
"That's my baby fairy!" Evergreen was able to force out through her laughter while Laxus was roaring in laughter as well and even Freed let out a few chuckles.
"You taught her that didn't you Ever?" Bixlow asked glaring through his mask at his 'sister' who shook her head.
"Not…Not me." Evergreen gasped out as she clutched the side of the table, wiping tears from her eyes.
"That one was all on me." Laxus said smirking as he calmed his laughter down into chuckles, crossing his arms over his chest.
"They're silly aren't they daddy?" Lucy asked looking down at Elfman who nodded before he froze in place, alongside most of the guild. This time it was Evergreen who slipped from her chair and crashed to the floor, making Bixlow mutter something about Karma being more of a bitch than her.
"…What?" Elfman squeaked as he looked at the little girl on his shoulder.
"Well you're nicer than the bad man who said he was my daddy, you're nice to mama too. Aqua-nee mentioned that daddies were supposed to keep their kids away from…bad in…influ…people who did bad things like that guy did when he got naked and said the bad word. And you're Aunty Mira's brother. Uncle Laxus is mama's brother so that means that Aunty Mira is daddy's sister." Lucy said as if it were common sense while stumbling over one of the big words her Spirit had told her before, when she was washing away the man that had called himself Lucy's daddy but had hurt her wrist.
Lucy beamed at Elfman at her next words though while Evergreen was bright red in the face and the males of the Thunder Tribe didn't know whether to laugh or go on a rant against the tall Take Over mage.
"So that makes you my new daddy! Right mama?"
