This is So Strange I've done three Chapters now and got no hits. (Must be a Christmas thing)

Disclaimer: I Don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy (But someday I will)


Save The Ed
Chapter 4: Training And Acceptance.


Edd was in a large gym like room. The room was about Six meter's tall, and seven meters wide. The flooring was made of solid oak, and a long bench was set up at the end, which Jonny was watching from, as Edd fought Lee.

Edd lunged at Lee, with the new wooden sword he received. Only for Lee to dodge it and fire some Kanker rubber cement, from her Canadian squirt gun (Turkey baster). Edd quickly used his shield to block the cement, and charged at Lee. But before he could reach her, she took out a second baster and fired a thick puff of black smoke, which covered most of the arena.

Jonny cringed when he heard Edd's cry's for mercy. "Lee that's enough!" Jonny shouted as the smoke cleared showing Edd covered in rubber cement, and was covered in bruises.

"Did anyone get the license for that pick up truck?" Edd asked in a disorientated voice, Before regaining his composure.

"A lot of work is needed her" Lee said, her tone of voice was quite disappointing.

"I did my best" Edd defended, while trying to cut the cement with his sword.

"How about I take over?" Jonny asked.

"Fine" Lee said, taking out another baster with a green liquid in it. And fired it at Edd causing the rubber cement to dissolve.

"What is that stuff?" Edd asked in wonder.

"Kanker secret formula" Lee replied, before walking off.

Sighing, Edd asked one simple question "was I that bad?"

"no" Jonny quickly said. "You just need to practice on someone easier" He said before taking two boomerangs out of his pocket. The boomerangs were made of solid maple and had a watermelon theme design.

"Try and block my melon rangs" Jonny said, throwing one hard to the left, and one with the same amount of force to the right.

Edd easily blocked the one on the left with his shield, but failed to block the other one with his sword, which managed to hit his right shoulder disarming him.

"Youch!" he shouted in pain, grabbing his swollen shoulder.

"This going to be harder than I thought" Jonny said, before continuing their training.

After two hours of practicing, Edd had been able to block both of Jonny's melon rangs, parry his strikes with the melon staff, and use his shield in multiple ways.

"how's it going?" Lee asked, as she walked into the training room.

"Great Double D's really coming along" Jonny said, standing up from the bench.

"Really, so how good is he?" she asked, her curiosity rising.

"Well he can block long range attacks pretty well, knows how to parry some strikes, and can use his shield as a proper weapon" Jonny answered.

"Well, I want to see for my own eye's" Lee said, drawing a baster filled with a pink liquid.

"Lee wa-" was all Edd could say before blocking the pink liquid with his shield. "Eh gad what is that horrible odour?" Edd asked, as the pink fumes entered his nose.

"Alor No.5" Lee answered, switching back to her cement baster.

"That stuff could knock a person out" Edd said, while blocking lee's cement blasts.

"Exactly" Lee said, switching to her smoke baster.

"Well it wont beat me" Edd said, lunging at Lee. Lee fired her baster covering the arena with a cloud of black smoke. Edd stood perfectly still, listening to the silence until a floorboard squeaked from behind him. Without a second thought Edd tossed his shield towards the sound, and a loud clang emitted from the smoke, soon followed by the sound of something hitting the ground. When the smoke cleared, Edd saw Lee kneeling on the ground, clutching her head in pain. "Nice shot" she complimented.

"Why thank y-" Edd started, before a blast of Alor No.5 hit his face.

"Never underestimate an opponent" Lee said, before Edd fell to the ground unconscious.

"Well, what did you think?" Jonny asked.

"I think" Lee said, looking at Edd's unconscious body for a brief second. "He's part of the Peach Creek Underground"


There you have it, Edd is part of the resistance.

Next time: Edd goes on his first mission.