Previously:

Naruto jolted awake, a cry tearing it's way from his lips. He flinched when a hand smoothed back his hair.

"Naruto?" he blinked, recognizing the voice.

"Papa!" he wailed, clinging to the older neko like a lifeline. He buried his face into Sasuke's neck, rubbing his body against Sasuke's to pick up the brunette's scent, despite the fact he was already drenched in it. Papa would protect him from the boogey man, Naruto decided, looking up at the worrying neko with teary eyes. "Papa…" he sniffed, nuzzling Sasuke's cheek in an affectionate manner.

Papa was strong enough.


May: okay, I updated this earlier than planned because someone had the nerve to flame me stating that I've copied this story from "Kitty, Want Some Candy?" by Vanity-sama

I DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLES WORK! Christ, for those of you that read KWSC, and are thinking along the lines of my flamer, I just want to note a few key differences.

Note: these contain spoilers, so if you don't want to ruin the story like someone is FORCING ME TO, please, skip ahead!

-Naruto is not suffering from a semi-fatal physical disease and will not.

-Naruto won't go through some weird ass stage when his appearance matures rapidly so that Sasuke doesn't seem like a pedophile.

-There shall be no cloning and such, regular mating style.

-Naruto's not a mutt, he's a bloody trillion dollar pet that could net Kakashi the same amount of money they've got over in Fort Knox.

You guys get the idea. SO STOP FLAMING ME. IT'S ANNOYING. When I'm annoyed I'm violent…understand? And yes, I'm threatening to sic my fangirls on you. For Christ's sake, my nickname at school is Itachi /Kadaj /Alishee-bishie! Don't mess with me!

And for the Uchihacest bit. I've seen worse…trust me. The incest shall continue, so stop reading if you have some sort of fatal disease or such. Got me? Good.


"How do you feel?" Kakashi asked the golden kitten, scratching his fluffy ears.

Naruto purred in delight, waving his tail. He giggled when Sasuke picked him up and walked him over to the kitchen counter and placed him on it. He eagerly drank down the warm milk the cat offered him, licking his lips to get the stray drops off his face.

Sasuke sighed, petting Naruto's head affectionately as the kitten drank the glass down. He glanced up when Itachi entered looking quite harassed. "Something wrong?"

"Kakashi…" Itachi snapped, ignoring his brother "They got my cell phone number…" he stated ominously, holding up his cell, currently without a battery.

Kakashi sweatdropped, taking the phone and the battery Itachi had the nerve to give him and connected the two devices before turning it on.

Itachi smartly plugged his ears, and Sasuke bravely placed himself between Naruto and the cell as though it would explode.

And explode it did.

Kakashi winced as loud and various ringtones erupted from the sleek phone, the object vibrating roughly. Without a word he threw the phone onto the kitchen counter and grabbed a large and dangerous looking knife.

In one quick move he brought knife down onto the screeching phone, neatly slicing it in two. Then he proceeded to chop the remains like they were onions, before scooping them up into his hand and pouring it into the garbage disposal.

Naruto eeped when a large grinding noise rang out and he clung to Sasuke desperately, whimpering.

Sasuke's eyebrows drew together in worry, and in an attempt to calm the kitten down, placed his hand over Naruto's ear.

Naruto blinked when the noise was dulled and looked up at Sasuke face, feeling better now that the noise was softened. He managed a small smile that Sasuke returned.

Once the phone was thoroughly dead. Kakashi turned off the garbage disposal and glanced over to where Sasuke and Naruto were touching noses, smiles on their faces.

'Christ, that belongs in a yaoi manga…' he thought, shaking his head when Naruto giggled childishly. "Alright, Itachi. Go out and get another phone and number, Naruto we need to go visit Tsunade-sama, Sasuke'd better come too." He walked towards the front door. Naruto and Sasuke following while Itachi pondered how he was going to get past his fangirls.


That's all you get cause I'm mad.

I was going to call this a Valentine's Day chappie and make it cuter, but the flamer ruined it! Sorry! Blame them, and future flamers, please note; While this pisses me off greatly, I'll never take this story down because you say to. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO TURN OUT! VANITY AND I DON'T THINK THE SAME EXACT WAY! The whole Sasunaru-kitty play time thing is owned by no one and no one has the right to say whether or not a story should be taken down! If you wanna bitch about it some more, then tell Vanity something's up and I'll discuss this with her. NO ONE ELSE.