FINALLY I'VE WRITTEN THE NEXT CHAPTER!! I'm so sorry to all our readers but I've been really busy lately with School but I have no homework at all now so I'm free at last to write the next chapter! And a BIG sorry to Larvitarr since I know you've probably been waiting AGES for me to type this up but I finally did and I hope that you like it! So here is our latest chapter! And to Mayluva2911, with that bit about me being cooler than May, that's just something me and Larvitarr came up with as a joke (and I know I'm not cool!) so please don't take it to heart! And remember to...R&R!! This story can't be updated without reviews! So if you want to keep laughing yourself silly, then review!
DISCLAIMER: We don't Pokemon at all, it belongs to Pokemon USA and Satoshi Tajiri and we will own it when iPods become homosexual billbies and eat lamp shades that flash Bill Clintons phone number and Harleu turns straight!
KIRA'S PART
Written by Kster
BACK AT THE LAB...
"OH MACARENA! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, CAUSE YOU WANT ME, CAN'T HAVE ME!" Professor Elm sung at the top of his lungs while his assistants smacked their butts behind him. "Do you know when they're going to stop?" I asked the talking Donut next to me. "I don't know, but your in a hole lot of trouble!" Wow, even Donuts make lame jokes. I've had enough, I really wanted to choose a Pokemon and no belly-dancing professor was going to stop me! Then suddenly a giant Gorilla smashed through the lab and grabbed Elm and ran away.
"Does anybody care?"
"……………………………………LET'S PARTY EVEN MORE!!!" and the lab turned into a disco floor and the assistants danced even more. Now was my time to get a Pokemon…
OUTSIDE IN A GARBAGE BIN…
James: "Oh finally you're here! What took you so long?"
Harley: "Well I just had to choose from these two adorable outfits to wear! The hot pink leather booty bum flap jeans or the sexy black cargo waist jacket! And then I was like, "OMG! Why don't I just wear the fuzzy orange mini skirt?"
James: Sighs, "And they call me gay!"
James: "Anyway, were going to break into that lab and steal this book called the, "The remucious origins." And then were going to…HAVE A COCKTAIL PARTY AND GET STRIPPERS!"
Harley: "Male ones to be exact!" and they both started doing hippy moves to, "Stars are blind."
IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE…. OR SOMEWHERE…OR BROCK BUTT…?
Danny: "May, what are you doing?"
May: "I'm following the magical leprechaun!"
Danny: "That's your shadow stupid."
May: "Like, sure, like a shadow could have such a hot, like, figure, like mine!"
Danny: "Why did I let her tag along again?"
May: "Like, what's that in the middle of the path?" and in the middle of the path was a small circle with a blur gem in the middle of it.
Danny: "I think it might be a teleporter!"
God: "Yes your right, it'll teleport you to wherever you want to go! Now let me get back to my waxing! OH FABIO!! I NEED YOU TO GET CHANGED INTO THE THONG I BOUGHT FOR YOU!"
D&M: Shiver
May: "Anyway, I'm so totally going to try out that tele thing!" and runs towards the teleporter and disappears
Danny: "DAMM IT!!! MAY COME BACK HERE!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW NOT TO TRUST GOD WHEN HE'S DOING HIS POOL BOY!! Oh right, she doesn't have a brain!" sighs and goes on the teleporter and disappears as well
BACK IN THE LAB….again
Kira: Grabs the Pok'e ball in the middle of the table next to her and does a twirl and shouts, "GO POK'E BALL!" and threw it and out of it came a small, little Cyndaquil
Kira: "A-a-a Cyndaquil? IT'S SO CUTE!!! I'M FINALLY GOING TO BE A POKEMON MASTER!!" and she starts dancing to, "Just dance."
May: Pops right in front of Kira, "Like, OMG! We are going to be, like, the bestest of friends!" puts necklace with BFFL on it around her neck
Kira: "I think it's mallet time!" gets mallet ready and hit knocks May out cold, "No weird girly girl idiot is going to be my best friend!"
Jirachi: Starts crying, "B-b-b-but I-I thought we were friends!"
Kira: Tosses Cocaine at it
Jirachi: "Aww, that's what buddies are for!" and starts reading porn and smoking pot
Kira: "Well it's time to start training! LET'S BRING IT ON!"
Danny: "Where am I?" looks at May who is knocked unconscious and then Kira, "This girl is much cooler! Sorry May but I'm sticking with her!"
May: "But, like, I'm cool!"
IN A UNIVERSE FAR AWAY…
Michael: "May is the coolest! And the whole world knows that!"
K&D: "Was that just us or did some one just say May is cool?"
Kira: "Apart from that disturbing scene, my name is Kira! Nice to meet ya!"
Danny: "And my name is Danny! How would you like to travel together?"
Kira: "Sure! Let's try and get as far away from here as possible."
Danny: "But first of all I need to get a Pokemon!"
J&H: "WERE HERE DARLINGS!"
May: "Oh dododo!"
DUN DUN DUN! Next time what will happen when the ever so gay James and Harley pop in for a surprise? And will Danny ever get his Pokemon? And next chapter we have more skits written by Ashxmisty, Nighting, Larvitarr and me! So R&R or Max will hunt you down and give you a 738738998489 hour lecture on how dogs can't read!!
