Ask The Cast of Yugioh
Chapter 4: Boomstick!
Seto: No.
Wolf604: Please.
Seto: No.
Wolf604: All I want is one little duel disk. Is that so much to ask for?
Seto: Yes.
Wolf604: -Glares-
Joey: How long have they been at it?
Tea: I lost count once we got into the 30 hour marker.
Atem: You would think Seto would just give Wolf the damn thing. –Rubbing temples-
Yugi: -Still in Dark Magician Girl costume- Hey look!
-The Fan Girl door opens up and spits out everyone inside-
Yami Bakura: . . . They did things to me. . . that will haunt me. . . me of all people. . . for the rest of my life
Bakura: Well . . . at least our hair grew back in time for this chapter.
Mokuba: -Sees Tea- STAY AWAY FAN GIRL! NO MORE SLASH FICS! –Runs away-
Seto: Well, looks, like my brother is forever afraid of girls.
Wolf604: Isn't he already scared from the large amounts of yoai we have been witnessing?
Seto: -Shrugs shoulders- I would thinks so.
Pegasus: So do we have any more reviews to do today?
Wolf604: I don't know if this counts but Mobilebook wrote: Bakura: I say! What is this strange place?
Why so British? :P
YGOTAS FTW!
Yugi: I don't think that counts as a question.
Yami Marik: Then again he did ask why so British.
Joey: But that is from YGOTAS.
Yami Marik: Silence mind slave or the mind rape will begin!
Wolf604: Yami Marik does make a point. Bakura answer the question.
Bakura: -Sigh- I'm not British. I'm gay.
Wolf604: At this point, that doesn't really surprise me. Thanks for the review Mobile! And yes YGOTAS is FTW!
Seto: Can we move on?
Wolf604: Right! This comes from Kiaira: i think Atem should strip, this was an awesome idea its hilarious
Atem: FINALLY! –Strips for everyone while Wolf604 eats a cookie-
Yugi: You are such a slut!
Atem: -Dancing naked in front of Joey who is covering his eyes- I know. 3
Wolf604: -Finishes cookie- Ok. Next review! Hotaru Layla writes: Nyuuuuuuu! Ry-Ry's hair was shaved off! That makes me sad. Sorry... big Ryou B. fangirl...seven minutes in heaven with the rest of the YGO
gang, and you had to go into the closet with Atem/Yugi (whichever, it doesnt
matter to me... OR BOTH!), would you rape him/them.Dares:
So, I can torture them anyway I want? This is gonna be fun *laughs maniacally*
They're really gonna hate me now...
Alrighties!
Truth:
Bakura: If you were forced to be raped by someone, would you rather it be Yami
Bakura, Yami Marik, Pegases, Zorc, 4Kids, or me-I mean, your fangirls!
Tèa: If you were playing
Yami Marik: I dare you to jump into the nearest ACTIVE volcano.
Yami Bakura: I dare you to have a heavy make-out session with Atem.
Pegasus: I dare you to adopt Mokuba (dont know WHERE that came from)
Bakura: I dare you to dress up as Lady Gaga then a fairy princess.
Yugi: I dare you to steal Wolf604's cookie...
I could list more but the list is already long enough. I'll come back next
chappie and list more!
Bakura: Ummmmmm. No more fan girls. Ummmmm. No to Yami Bakura because he is a part of me. No to Yami Marik because he is a total psycho. Zorc is waaaaayyy to big. And so considering 4Kids already owns our arses, I guess I have no other choice but to pick them.
Wolf604: You want to be raped by old men?
Bakura: It's not like they would show it. 4Kids bloody censors everything.
Wolf604: True dat. Tea, your turn.
Tea: -Blushes and mumbles something-
Wolf604: What?
Tea: I SAID I WOULD DO BOTH! –Blushes-
Wolf604: Yami Marik. Your turn. –Snaps fingers an active volcano appears-
Yami Marik: I regret nothing! For ! –Jumps in and dies-
Atem: Why didn't I do that before?
Yugi: Because that would stop the plot.
Wolf604: Don't worry. He'll be back in the next chappie. . . or until someone calls upon him.
Yami Bakura: Motherf-bleep-ing fan girls!
Atem: Pucker up.
Yami Bakura: I hate you so much. –Has a heavy make out session with Atem-
Seto: I just felt the testosterone levels fall.
Pegasus: Oh boy! –Jumping up and down- I get another small boy! –Adopts Mokuba-
Seto: I'll give you a share of my company for him back.
Pegasus: Deal. –Makes trade-
Wolf604: Awwwww. You love your little brother that much Seto?
Seto: No. I just use him to test out experimental products.
Bakura: This sucks. –Comes back in Lady Gaga's Bad Romance costume-
Everyone: -snickers-
Wolf604: He looks like a gay bunny.
Bakura: -Leaves and come back in a fairy outfit- Bloody wanker!
Everyone: -Laughing-
Yugi: This shouldn't be that . . . –Finds a shotgun to his face- hard.
Wolf604: You touch my cookies . . . you die you Sonic the f–bleep-ing hedgehop hair freak.
Yugi: Ummmmmmmmmm . . . do I have to do this?
Ishizu: Rules are rules.
Yugi: -Reaches for cookie but is shot- Ahhhhhhhh! Oh my Gawd!
Wolf604: Oh shut up. I didn't hit anything vital . . . yet.
Yugi: Your insane!
Wolf604: Only a little mad maybe.
Yugi: You shot me!
Wolf604: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!
Everyone: -Nervously shaking his or her head yes-
Wolf604: Good. –Eats a cookie- Oh! RyouxMana4eva writes: I have three things. Seto, arigato for enlighting me on my premises. I dare you to dress in a FEMALE domino high uniform and kiss Joey while repeatedly calling him puppy! XD And Bakura-kun? For defying me, you have to ask Ryou to marry you! DEFY ME AGAIN AND I'LL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR BUNNY EAR HAIR OFF! And one last thing, can you add Mana? She is my favorite female character. ^_^
YAOI! XD
Seto: Me and my big f-bleep-ing mouth. –Puts on outfit-
Wolf604: -Takes out a camera- Blackmail. :P
Kaiba: Puppy –Kiss- Puppy –Kiss- Puppy -Kiss- -and so on-
Bakura: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Wolf604: Who wants ice cream?
Everyone minus Joey and Seto: -Glares at Wolf604-
Wolf604: Fine then. More for me.
Yami Bakura: -Gets on knee- Will. . . you. . . oh gawd I'm going to throw up. . . marry . . . me?
Bakaura: . . .N . . . O.
Wolf604: I don't see why not. –Snaps fingers and Mana appears-
Mana: Hi everyone!
Wolf604: Cheese Said writes: I love this! Ahh, yaoi... Speaking of yaoi, I like it! Yep, my dare is going to be interesting.Kaiba - Why-I ask you why-did you make Mokuba into a PRINCESS? A PRINCESS, of all things! Bah!Dares:Pegasus to go on a date with that one German guy from season 5.
Yes.
Truths:
Marik - Do you like Lady Gaga? How much?
Everyone - Who there is not straight? Come on, now, be honest.
Ryou and Marik must kiss and go on a date! Tee-hee yaoi~
Also, I want to see Yugi in an oversized hoodie (cough)andhaveAtemmakeoutwithhim(cough).
Lastly, I dare
Marik: Yes . . . I love Lady Gaga! When I grow up I want to be like her. –Both Odion and Ishizu faceplam-
Wolf604: Ok. All those who are not straight raise your hands. –Bakura, Atem, Yami Marik (Who by this time had returned from the dead), and Yugi's Grandpa (Who just happened to be in the neighborhood) raise their hands-
Yugi: Atem your gay?
Atem: -Shrugs Shoulders- Bi.
Seto: Pegasus raise your hand.
Pegasus: I am not gay Kaiba-boy.
Seto: Really? You expect me to believe that?
Wolf604: Actually, when you stop and think about it . . . there was a time when Pegasus was, in fact, married.
Seto: No. f-bleep-ing way.
Wolf604: Yup.
Yami Bakura: Marik why didn't you raise your hand?
Marik: Because I am not gay.
Yami Bakura: -Rolls eyes- Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Marik: I am not the gay one! –Points to Yami Marik- He is the gay one!
Yami Bakura: Ugggghhhhhh! How many times do I have to tell you? He is a part of you.
Marik: . . . –Points to Yami Marik- He is the gay one!
Wolf604: Seto, your next.
Seto: -Sigh- Like I said before. It was either the princess or the gay prince. And besides, I always wondered how he would look in a dress.
Yami Bakura and Marik: NO! I HATE HIM!
Wolf604: Do it or you go back in the closet!
-Both kiss and then wipe their mouths with sleeves-
Marik: I hate you so much more Fluffy!
Bakura: No. I hate you more.
Marik: No me!
Bakura: No me!
Marik: No me!
Bakura: No me!
Marik: No me!
Bakura: No me!
Marik: No me!
Bakura: No me!
Marik: No me!
-And so they went on their date-
Bakura: No me!
Marik: No me!
Bakura: No me!
Wolf604: Have fun?
Marik: Oh yes. I love that little Soul Food place.
Atem: -Puts on hoodie- My nipples were cold anyway.
Yugi: Gawd. –Kisses Atem- There? Happy you sick yoai fans? Accept it . . . we will never. . . ever. . . be together.
Atem: Yeah . . . but Yugi will always be my b-bleep-ch.
Pegasus: You mean Zigfried von Schroeder? I guess we can go out and have a nice dinner and talk about overthrowing Kaiba's company. . . . did I say that outloud?
Seto: Get the f-bleep- out.
-Pegasus goes on date-
Wolf604: Anyway. Jocasta Silver writes: This is funny!Yugi or Atem?Yami Bakura and Yami Marik: They both must sing, "When You're Evil" by
Voltaire.
Truth:
All: What's your favorite band?
Tea: Who do you like better:
Dare:
Wolf604: Journey
Seto: DragonForce
Yugi: X Japan
Atem: Bands?
Joey: Beastie Boys
Pegasus: Elton John Band
Tea: Kiss
Tristian: Alvin and the Chipmunks
Marik: Lady Gaga
Ishizu: 'N Sync
Odion: Backstreet Boys
Bakura: The Beatles
Yami Bakura: Voltaire
Yami Marik: Ramstein
Mai: Rihanna
Mana: Bands?
Mokuba: Hanna Montanna
Seto: -Facepalm- Mokuba, I should have let Pegasus take you.
Tea: I guess Yugi since the pharaoh is kinda just a spirit.
Yami Bakura:
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
Yami Marik:
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
-Both sing the rest of the song-
Wolf604: Not bad. Amylou11987 writes: lol this is awesome ! wolf604 you rock man!blue eyespegasus to save all his hair off while Yami bakura and Yami Marilk
laugh there arse off *sorry guys i have a soft spot for bad boys *
Okay first off i dare yugi and atem to punch both joey and seto!
i dare tea to go play with a
I dare
Thats all for now keep up the great work!
Wolf604: Thanks! 3
Yugi and Atem: -Crack knuckles-
Joey: Yugi. . I thought we are friends remember. No matter what?
Yugi: Payback for throwing that piece of the puzzle into the river Joey.
-Atem and Yugi kick the living crap out of Seto and Joey-
Seto and Joey: -Twitching-
Tea: Ummmmmm –looks at Blue Eyes White Dragon- Fetch?
-Blue Eyes eats Tea-
Wolf604: She'll be back in the next chapter.
Pegasus: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu! Not the fabulous hair!
Wolf604: -Pulls out shaving tools-
Yami Marik: Ready Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: Ready Yami Marik!
Both Yamis at the same time: !
Pegasus: -Rubs his now bald head- This is so not fabulous!
Wolf604: It will grow back in time.
Yugi: Guess this is the end. Goodnight everyone!
Wolf604: The next Chapter will be out during the weekend. Keep an eye out!
Please Alert/Review/Favorite or I will send you to wizard jail. And then I will kill you. Just kidding. . . or am I?
Wolf604
