Requested by Danni6823!
"Grunkle Stan, what's that?" Mabel cheerfully asked, pointing a disturbing concoction Stan was poking at with a ladle.
"Some kind of unidentifiable creature." Dipper answered, popping up next to his sister.
"Ha ha ha." Stan sarcastically laughed."Actually, it's your dinner."
Dipper and Mabel exchanged looks of pure terror and stared at their Great-uncle with expressions of horror on their faces. "You can't be serious."
"Oh, I am, I worked hard making a dinner for you two, and you bet your gonna eat it." Stan barked.
"Well, as much as I would love to, I'm going round Candy's for a sleepover. Bye!" Mabel explained before dashing off.
"Guess it's just you then, Dip." Stan laughed.
"What about you?" Dipper asked.
Stan laughed again. "I aint eating that filth! I'm ordering a pizza!"
Dipper stared at the disturbing plate in front of him and pulled out journal number 3 to make notes on each and every characteristic of the dish. After a while of examination, Dipper finally decided to taste it, but only a small mouthful that he could spit out. After just one mouthful, Dipper coughed and spluttered and desperately ran to get a glass of water, and rid the taste from the back of his throat.
That night, as Dipper lay in his bed, he twitched and scratched and began making horrible howls and hisses.
"Mabel help me-ow!" He screeched, but Mabel wasn't there and couldn't help.
When Mabel came back from her friends house, Dipper was still asleep. So Mabel decided to poke him with "The fun stick" until he woke up.
"Mabel, stop it!" Dipper moaned from under the covers. But Mabel continued to poke him until he sat up and hissed at her, baring his teeth and his ears pulled back.
"Dipper?" Mabel stared at her brother.
"Sorry." Dipper apologised, he had no idea what had gotten in to him. "I'm sorry Mabel."
Mabel then raised an ear and pointed to Dippers ears, his cat like ears. "Dipper! You're. Adorable!" Mabel shouted.
She jumped on Dipper's be with him and began stroking him. "What happened?"
"I have no idea." Dipper answered between purrs. "I woke up like this."
"Most strange." Mabel made her verdict. "I don't suppose you were bit by any animals or anything in the last 24 hours?" Dipper shook his head. "Well what did happen?"
"I don't know!" Dipper hissed, before covering his mouth. "I had a really rough night."
Both twins thought for a moment and tried to remember what Dipper had done the previous day. Eventually both twins realised what had happened, it must have been something in the dinner Stan made.
"Oh Mabel! What am I going to do?" Dipper sobbed and sadly mewed. "I can't be a cat!"
"You're not a complete cat, you just got the ears and tail." Mabel responded.
"Tail?" Dipper cried, turning around to see a furry tail sticking out his back. "Aah! How did that happen, well, I know how, but still!"
"I think it's cute!" Mabel laughed. "You're my DippyKitty!"
"Not helping, Mabel." Dipper sighed. "I'm hungry."
"Let's go buy you some cat food then." Mabel replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I can't go out like this!" Dipper argued, gesturing to the furry problem on his ears and back.
But Mabel had an easy solution, she placed Dipper's hate over his new ears and tucked his tail in his clothes. "Ta dah! Now, lets buy you some kitty food."
"Mabel!" Dipper tried to argue, but Mabel had already dragged him along with her.
"Excuse me sir." Mabel greeted the man at the counter of the pet shop. "Could you show me where the cat food is please?"
"Certainly," The plump jolly man ambled down an aisle, followed by the two twins. "What type of cat is it?"
"Oh," Mabel began laughing. "He's a big guy."
Dipper then elbowed his sister in the rib. "Then might I suggest this?" The employee held a tin in front of Mabel.
"Yeah, that's great thanks." Mabel paid and thanked the man then walked away. "Doesn't this look appetising?"
"I'm not going to eat it Mabel, ever!" Dipper protested.
"We'll see." Mabel laughed. As she put the tin back in the shopping back, she couldn't see where she was going and bumped straight in to Pacifica Northwest.
"Hey! Watch where you're go-" Pacifica then stopped herself as she recognised her sweater wearing rival. "Well, well, well, Mabel Pines. Fancy seeing you here." Pacifica and her cronies all sniggered. "So what are you doing? Buying your poor family's dinner?" She laughed gesturing at the tin, which was highly visible through the clear plastic bag. "Or I suppose it's for that little runt of yours. You gonna fatten it up before your Great-uncle slaughters it?"
Pacifica and her two horrible friends all began laughing at Mabel, but Mabel had a good heart and couldn't sense they were laughing at her, she presumed they were with her. "Actually, it's for my brother."
Pacifica and her friends stopped laughing and exchanged confused looks. "A Christmas present?" Pacifica laughed.
Mabel sadly hung her head. Why was Pacifica always so mean to her? Pacifica the stepped forward and got in Mabel's face. "Aww, you are an odd one Mabel Pines. So bright and bubbly, I admire your efforts, I'll give you that. But here's a tip, when you're around popular people, like me, know your place, the very bottom of the heap with all your other dorky outcast friends. If ever your walking past someone popular, move out their way. And don't you dare ever, answer back to them! Got it?" Pacifica threatened.
Dipper had had enough. He was not going to stand by and watch the horrible Pacifica Northwest treat his sister like she was inferior. He jumped in front of Pacifica and hissed in her face.
For a moment Pacifica was speechless, but she then laughed and mocked the boy as well. "Mabel, I didn't know your brother was a spastic too."
Dipper felt the blood rush to his head and boil with rage. He swung his hand forward and scratched the perfect blondes cheek, with his newly developed claws.
"Aah! How dare you!" Pacifica screamed as she put her hand to her bleeding cheek. "I'll sue you for that, Pines! You'll pay! See you in court!" Pacifica and her followers stormed off.
"She won't sue us." Mabel reassured. "She's all talk."
"Yeah, well I think she should be a bit less talk." Dipper glared at the three girls walking away.
"But you showed her." Mabel laughed. Her laughter soon stopped as she noticed Dipper's hands, covered with brown fur and newly grown claws. "We need to find a cure for this."
Dipper sat at the table, filling his claws while Mabel desperately searched through all the cupboards and cabinets in the shack for anything that could help stop whatever was happening to Dipper.
"Aha!" Mabel triumphantly cheered as she had an idea. "Swallow these!" She instructed, holding a jar of tablets 'to help for cataracts' cataracts, an infection they knew their Great-uncle suffered from.
"Mabel, just because they have the word cat in them, doesn't mean they're gonna stop this." Dipper argued.
Mabel then emptied the pot holding the tablets in to a blender, followed by the tin of cat food and finally the meal that had made this happen to Dipper in the first place. Once they were all blended together, Mabel poured the liquid in to a cup and ordered Dipper to drink.
"Eew Mabel! No way!" Dipper protested, but eventually he did.
That night, Dipper experienced the same symptoms he had the previous but when he woke up, he was completely human again. The only odd thing was, his legs seemed slightly hairier than before, but he decided to ignore it.
So this was a request my gave me in fourth period today (lessons are called peiods at my school -_-) and as I got home I decided to try get it done and voila :) And yeah, DippyKitty is a reference from her story "Little secrets"
Review please :D
