I own no one but Nancy Catrill

A/N Well, I got 74 out of 100 questions right on my Business law mid term. So Apparently, updating didn't hurt my grade that bad :)

Oh no, it's positive! no, it's gotta be wrong, it's just gotta be! Okay, calm down, and take deep breaths! Oh god she's pregnant! Oh my God this is not good!" I turn to Nancy, who looks really shocked, hey, what do you know, we do have something in common.

"What? No, I can't be pregnant! Oh no, oh my God, I can't go to prom if I'm seven months pregnant!" she yells loudly. What? We're gonna have a baby, and she's worried about going to prom? Well way to have your priorities straightened out. Olivia ran a hand though her hair and looks at me.

"Um, congratulations, I'm, uh, happy for you" she says in a little bit of shock. Nancy turns to her and scoffs

"your happy? How the hell can you be happy for us? I'm seventeen years old, I can't be a mother!" Wait a second hold the phone, something ain't right

"your seventeen, I thought you were fifteen?" she shrugged. Again with the freaking shrugging!

"I failed a lot." Oh great, well add a cherry to the top of the sundae! I'm gonna be sixteen in December, and she's gonna be eighteen in a month! Well this is perfect, not only will my dad find out I'm dating an eighteen year old, but I also got her pregnant! Oh no, my dad, how am I gonna tell him?

"Um, Liv how the hell am I gonna tell my dad?"

'I, I really don't know Dickie. Your just gonna have to say it to him I guess." Oh no, I'm gonna be a dad, that's imposable. The test has got to be wrong, it's just gotta be!

"Um, those tests aren't always right right? I mean, its possible that it could be wrong right?"

"I don't know D" she said shaking her head and looking at the box.

"It says it's 99.9 percent accurate and it can tell at it's earliest time." Nooo, oh god no. oh man, I gotta sit down, I think I'm gonna be sick.

"I uh, I need to sit down" I said as I stumbled over to the couch and collapsed on it. Nancy ran a worried hand though her shoulder length red hair

"I can't believe this. This is all your fault D" she said angrilly turning to me. Oh hell to the no! it's her fault also, and I sure as hell ain't gonna take the blame for this. I sit up and give her a wide eyed expression.

"How is this all my fault? Your the one that wanted to!" Nancy scoffed

"okay, and what, I forced you to get it up?" she said angrilly. Well duh! I sure as hell didn't want to do it yet.

"Yeah, I mean I was perfectly fine with waiting! But you, oh Noooo. You wanted to do it right there" I said angrilly at her. I never yelled at any girl before, but she was making me really mad. I mean I'll take responsibility what I did, but I sure as hell ain't gonna be blamed for it all. She rolled her eyes and threw her hands in the air

"well yeah, you know what Dickie, not every person is raised with a freaking sex cop as a parent!"

"and what the hell is that supposed to mean?" I say crossing my arms.

"It means that you were a virgin when we did it and you were afraid because of what your father probably told you" she said smugly. Wait a second, so now is she blaming me or my dad? Cause if she's blaming my dad, I'm gonna be mad.

"What my father told me is that I should wait until the right girl!" and till I"m married, but I really didn't want her to know that.

'And I THOUGHT I did." Ha, that'll sting her

"oh my god, sex is not about love you nerd! It's about having fun! But obviously, you never did, Mr fifteen minutes!"

"You jerk! You promised you would never tell anyone about it! And how was I supposed to know I had to go longer?"

"Okay, I think that's my cue to leave." Olivia said a little bit uncomfortably getting up from the kitchen chair she was sitting at. Great, now the only adult that is helping us is going to go.

"Wait Olivia, don't go, I need your help" I say pleadingly.

'That's right, ask your dad's partner for help, I'm sure she won't tell your dad" Nancy said sarcastically. I turned and glared at her, she can mock me, she can mock my skills, but when she starts bashing Olivia. Thats where I draw the line!

"She won't, we can trust her. She's not gonna tell my dad that your-"

"tell me what?" dad said walking in, Oh no! we were so busy arguing, we didn't hear him walk in. Okay, deep breath, in out, good, that's it, relax. Oh my God I'm gonna die! Some one help!

"I'm gonna get going" Nancy said nervously going over to the door.

"Wait, do you wanna stay for dinner?" my dad asks as she gets her two hundred dollar coat, that I helped pay for! And since when does dad ask my girlfriend to stay for dinner. He usually makes my sister's boyfriends leave as soon as he can. Great, the one kid he trusts gets in the most trouble.

"No I'm good, I gotta get going anyway. I got a lot of stuff I gotta do. I"ll see you around Mr Stabler." She head's out the door then closes it behind her.

"Hmm, wonder what was the matter with her?" he says taking off his coat and putting it on a hook next to the door. I look at Olivia with pleading eyes and she nods then goes over to him

"hey El, what are you doing home so soon?" she asks trying to keep the nervousness out of her voice. Hmm, not that bad of an actress.

"Cragen gave me the rest of the day off. I got all my paper work, and your's like you asked me too, done" he said giving her a fake glare.

"Well thanks El, but uh, you got to g-"

'wait a second. Dickie what are you doing here? I thought you didn't get home till three thirty, and it's only three And I thought I was picking you up later?" he says giving me a confused look. OH no, oh my god. Okay, look, just lie. You can do it, justs a simple lie.

"School ended early" es, just keep it that simple.

"A pipe burst and they had to evacuate." No, why did I do that? It was nice and simple, with no questions added.

"Really, then why isn't Lizzie here?" he said going past me to get to the fridge. I block the counter so that he can't see the test, and I see Olivia quietly put the test box inside an empty vase. Now, about the question, this is simple, just tell him the truth.

"She was going to a friends house after school, Kathleen got practice till seven then going to a friends house, and /Maureen's in college." Yes, got all the basics covered. Let him see if he can get any questions from that.

"Wait, if the pipe's burst, then why does Kathleen have cheer leading practice?" he said taking a drink from the can of coke. Oh no, okay, calm down, breathe in, and out. HO god what do I say, just think of something any thing.

"Uh, the squad has it's own water supply?" I say hopefully convincing, but not at all. Dad nodded then rolled his eyes.

"Okay, sure, just tell me the truth D, why are you home early?" Ahh, he's interrogating me! OH god, okay, calm down, calm down. Think of something to say, oh man I can't. Oh this is the end of my life as I know it!

"El come on. I mean as much as you hate to admit it, you also skipped school at least once in your life, and he just skipped like an half hour. SO, is it really that big a deal?" Olivia said to him. Yes! thank god for lieing! and for Olivia to think on her feet too. God I love her. My dad sighed, let's see if her bought it

"okay okay, as long as it won't happen again okay?" he said looking at me. Yes! he bought it

"okay, thanks for not flipping out." He nodded then went in his bedroom, witch is actuarially Olivia's spare bedroom and closed the door. I ran over to Olivia

"what am I gonna do? I mean, I can not take pressure well, at all. What if he asks , what will I say, what if-"

"D" Olivia whispered interrupting me

"it'll be okay, I promise. Now just calm down, and don't say anything, do you under stand?" I shake my head yes and sigh. This is gonna be so tough, I mean it, I can not lie to anybody, and I totally am bad under pressure. That lie I just told about the pipe's bursting, that took all my strength to not twitch, or any other thing that reveled that I'm lieing. My dad came out of his room, with a old NYPD t shirt and a pair of jeans

"hey, since it's just us three, do you two want to get some pizza and rent some movie's for dinner?" Pizza and movies hell yeah!

"yeah, but it's only three a clock now, so, do we really need to order it yet?" my dad shrugged

"last Friday when I ordered at Tony's, it took four hours because it was so busy. Does any one know where the phone book is? Ahh, never mind, its on the counter." What? oh no, okay, not good. Just get it for him, and he won't have to know. I turn around and look for it, but I can't see it. Grr, don't you hate how parents can see something when you can't.

'Um, I don;t think it's on the counter dad" I said taking the test and quickly hiding it behind my back.

"Yeah it's in one of the drawers. I'll get it " he said coming up to the counter. I move out of the way, with the test still behind my back and move away from him.

"Ahh got it" he said pulling out a thick yellow book. Great, now just dial it and then I'll figure out what to do next. He flips though the book then sighs

"great, some one tore it out, do you know the number Dickie?" he says looking towards me, and the counter. Oh no, okay, not good.

"Um, no I don't uh why don't you dial another number?" He looks at me a little wield, oh no, why is he doing that?

"Dickie, what's behind your back?" Oh no, okay, just calm down and breathe

"um, nothing. Wh, why would I have something behind my back?" I say completely nervously, oh god he's gonna find out.

"Because your hiding some thing behind your back, what is it?" he said trying to see the test in my hands. Ahh shit! where can I get rid of this thing?

"noth, nothing dad, god why are you grilling me so hard?" I say nervously. Wait, the back pocket! I can just slip it in my pocket! Oh D you are a genius!

"I'm not grilling you, I just wanna know what's behind your back?" Just ignore him, and slip it in your pocket. Oh no, oh my god, it fell. I heard it clatter on the floor then my dad looked down at it.

"What's that?" he said going up to it

"Um, nothing" I say hurriedly trying to pick up the test, but my dad got it first. Oh God, I'm dead, I'm so dead. Hell I"m dead, buried, and in heaven! He took one look at it, then I saw his eyes got wide. Then he looked past me and at Olivia.

"Um Liv, is there, uh, something you wanna tell me?" he said in shock. Wait a second, why would he ask Olivia about a pregnancy test? Oh my God, did they have sex! Oh my god they did! Alright go dad, you got it going on! Oh wait, I still have to explain why I was holding it, maybe he won't ask me. Olivia shrugged

"no, actually, that isn't mine." Oh no, why couldn't she cover for me! Okay, this one way relationship is over! Well not really, I still think she's damn fine!

"Well then who's is it?" he turned to me

"Dickie, why were you holding a positive pregnancy test behind your back?" he said confused. Oh my god! oh no, I'm dead! Okay, just calmly tell him that you don't know who's it is.

"I, uh, I really don't know, I mean its uh, well it's just kinda um" oh yeah that was convincing. My dad started towards me with his arm's crossed and a small glare on his face.

"Dickie, tell me why you have a pregnancy test, tell me now" he said angrilly. Okay, just lie. Oh my god, don't cry, don't cry. Oh please, I'm completely screwed!

"I'm sorry! it wasn't my fault!" I cry out loudly. I see Olivia run a hand though her hair and glance at me then my dad nervously, who just looked confused.

"What wasn't your fault, Dickie what's going on?" I sniff, no use turning back now. Well, at least I won't die a virgin

"that I, that I. That I got her pregnant!"

What will Elliot do when he finds out? Review and see, the more reviews, the more I'll write:)