4: We've Met Our Match Indeed
How to Survive Being Famous
I might be in another fangirl moment. I'm screaming my shorts off inside. I'm sitting in the back of Mark's car, with the guys, in order, Yami, Wade, me then Jack. I'm really skinny, not by choice though. I was between LordMinion777 and JackSepticEye!
I know what you're thinking. I didn't pass out. I swear!
"Parker?" Sean asked, his Irish scent was adorable.
"Hmm?" I hum, not trusting my words, screaming may happen.
"How did Mark do meeting you?" The Irishman beside me grinned, I knew what he was up to.
"Well, Sean, Mark knocked on my door, in the middle of fighting Mom, I rushed to the door, only to find Markiplier there, an embarrassed look on his face." I snickered, most of it was true,"he then, after inviting him in, asked to steal my couch. He was shocked to find out I was a popular YouTuber, after sitting down. The little Markimoo blushed when he wondered if we could all do collaborations together." Clasping my hands together, I continue,"Pushing him out the door, I returned to The Binding of Isaac Rebirth, my pants on. I died immediately clicked pause off. I died to fucking Mom. All because of Mark." My giggling started, I could barely breathe, like a hopeless romantic's would,"Isn't that right Mark?"
"No..." He mumbled in reply, making the whole car explode with laughter.
"I'm kidding." I chuckle,"We just talked, but the last part about dying was true, it was also the pants fault."
All the men laughed as Mark chuckled a bit,"Sorry?" I could tell he wasn't really sorry.
"Accepted." I mutter, Sean and Wade heard me, laughing a bit harder.
"Whhaaaaatttt?" The black haired YouTuber dragged out, almost whining like a loser.
"Oh, sorry. I just 'accepted' your 'apology'" the guys are practically dying.
Aaron couldn't breathe, Jack was laughing so hard he reverted back to Irish completely, Bob couldn't stop laughing, Wade was slurring jokes that matched the mood, and Mark was lightly laughing.
Sighing, as silence feel back over us, I smiled, sinking into my poor excuse of a seat I love. The moment I did, I realized we had been parked for 8 minutes at Mark's apartment.
"Ready for some death boys?" Parker grinned, she had loaded GTA5 up, multiplayer mode.
Sean was on his Vita to play, since he brought it.
Bob, sadly, opted out, still learning how to play on his own PS4.
"It's your death that awaits." Wade teased, making the female YouTuber giggle.
"You'll see..." She tsked, clicking her tongue.
When they got in, Yami accidentally kicked Wade's character when he suddenly appeared,"Waddddeeee, you nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"Sorry?" The minion lord shrugged, running off to find a car,"Jets?" He grinned.
"No, not after what Jack did." Markiplier gloomily stated,"Let's pull a bank heist instead!" He brightened up immediately.
"The luck of the Irish is with us." Parker playfully jested.
"Very lucky indeed!" Said Irishman replied, in the most Irish accent he could pull off, being from Ireland.
"Shall we record?" Wade suddenly asked.
"All on the couch!" Mark demanded.
Now, Parker was between Sean and Mark on the couch. Bob was squeezed in beside Sean, Wade was on one side and Aaron was on the other.
Setting the webcam, they all smile with Mark starting,"Hello everyone! My name is Markiplier, and we're back with some Grand Theft Auto! Bob decided not to join us, but we have Wade, Jack and Yami with me-"
"And me!" One-X waved cheerfully.
"I almost forgot, we have someone new with us, One-XGame-"
"Call me One-X, or Parker." She cut the dark haired hero off, smiling playfully.
"Anywayyyy~" Mark started again,"-Yami! Stop harassing Wade!"
"But Mark, he scared me!" The British man complained in his British accent. He kept pummeling LordMinion777's character, mashing the buttons harder.
"I don't care, Wade is the one who drives." Mark factually pointed out, trying to be 'serious'.
Right after he finished his sentence, the three guys in the road were run over with a car,"Hey! Done fighting? Parker and I already found the bank we want to hit." Jack questioned, his eyebrow raised.
The three characters climbed into the car, guns ready. Parker was, not surprisingly, holding a machine gun,"You guys ready? Who ever gets out with the most amount of money wins." A grin on her face.
All of them jumped out the car, each taking a different approach.
Markiplier decided to go stealth, something he's normally not good at. He made it inside, causally, gun hidden, going up to the teller, demanding the money he wants, $500,000. Shaking, the teller pushed the money at him, making it seem like nothing was wrong, until the cops jumped out of nowhere, arresting Mark. The teller had called for security.
"Well, I kinda expected that." He grinned, laughing.
JackSepticEye was up next. He went through the back entrance, going to the vault directly. After some laser jumping, he nearly made it when he stumbled, the last laser going off, getting him arrested.
"Shit! I was so close!" He whined playfully, a smile on his face.
Wade, he forgot he had his gun out, and was immediately arrested.
"Ummm..."
"Never walk with your gun out Wade." Mark teased, the double-meaning clear.
Yami? He ended up flirting with the very first woman he seen. Pulling his weapon out to show her if she didn't get him any money. Giving him $20, she ran out. The British man smirking as he was the first to get money.
"I got $20!" He rubbed it in their faces, the three pouting.
Now...One-X was up. She took a more classic way into the bank. Going through the vent, the lady landed in the vault, no trouble. Putting as much as she could get, the camera finding her as she reached for the last bundle to stuff in her virtual pockets. Jumping back into the vent, she crawled through, landing on the roof, jumping down, she stood in front of the 4 went thrown out, holding 1 million dollars.
"I win." Parker cheekily grinned.
"Yami came in second, Jack came in third, Mark in fourth, and Wade...last place." The female YouTuber patted his head in real life,"Sorry Wade, you just failed the moment you walked in." She giggled.
"Told ya we'd meet our match." Said man grinned.
"Indeed." Markiplier whispered. This woman mystified him...but...why?
Chapter Notes: Sorry about the long wait :( I've been cramming since I have 2 weeks of school left and I'll finally gave summery vaca! Woo! And I've been having insecurity problems as well, so yeah! Oh! And I have 2 more chapters, 5 & 6 are on Ao3 and on Deviantart, soon to be both on here :D So yeah! And I'm going to start taking one-shot requests for this once I finish the main story c: So, I'd like you to PM me the pairing from the story you think would be cool and a prompt to go with it if you would! Thank you~! 3
