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Here's a new thought of things I like to think about when I read Twilight.

1. What would happen if Vampire girls had PMS? *shudders*

2. What the heck is Esme's ability? Mothering? I am honestly confused about that one.

3. What kind of perfume does Bella use?!? Cause she attracts a lot of Vampies to her scent. ((I was laughing about that one))

4. Doesn't it seem... suspicious... that all these vampires are all like "Carlisle! It has been too long my friend" when they meet. It's like he sees them right before they come.

5. Can there be a Bipolar Vampire?

6. Hasn't there ever been a DARK skinned Vampire? ;p it's kind of funny to think about this one.

7. What is Renessmee going to grow up to be like?

8. Can you imagine if Willy Wonka was a vampire? *shudders* scarrrrrryyyy

9. You know what is hilarious...? Edward Cullen's Actor wants to be called Spunk Ransom.

10. I find it ironic about something. I once wrote a random short paragraph about a little girl named Isabella Wing meeting a 16 year old named Edward Cullens. I was cracking up badly, mainly because I had no idea what the freak Twilight was!

11. Didn't you stop to think about something. Edward is like in his 100s now mentally, and Bella is mentally 18 or something... That's like a big age difference. HA and society complains about a 21 year old marrying a 14 year old or something.

12. I really am being random again, but try combining Twilight with Romeo and Juliet. Tell me what you get. Two star struck loves. They die... don't give me a glare. They DIED and became vampires. So there!

13. My best friend thinks the most craziest icons for the characters. Bella - My own suicide. Alice - The all knowing Crystal Ball.

14. When Alice is paid a porsche to babysit Bella, weren't you just GROANING in envy? I'd happily babysit even a grandparent if that's what I get!

15. Jane causes pain indeed. Probably when she was human she could still cause pain. Wanna know how? Someone just had to look at her face.

16. Aro needs a life. He takes pleasure in being a stalker. As in, looking through their every memory!

17. What is better Honeymoon or Baby Vampy? Who knows. WHAT WAS BELLA THINKING.

18. How many tries does it take you to get one of your guy friends to read even the first 3 chapters of Twilight?

I actually think these things when I'm waking up in the morning. Weird, I know. It's just called me. Look up Kurohyou and TAK on youtube and you'll find my series, know just how crazy I am!!!