Two Weeks in a Mini-Van by Charismatic Enigma

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, Toyota, Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Sonic the Hedgehog, Final Fantasy, James Bond, Star Wars, Trigun, and anything else I forgot.

-Day Three-

Ness awakes from his slumber and finds himself inside of Young Link's...hat.

Ness: Hm, I appear to be in the head robe of my comrade.

Young Link: Intriguing!

Then, a zombie-like Kirby speaks.

Kirby: Fooooooooooooooooood...HUNNNNNNNNNNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Young Link: Oh my.

Kirby's POV

Sandwich (Ness): Oh dear.

Cheeseburger (Young Link): I do not find this perdicament to be favorable.

Big Bagel (Luigi): Hey-a, why is Kirby staring at-a me like-a that?

CHOMP!

Normal POV

Luigi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! The little puff bit me!

Mario: I-a win!

Luigi faints.

Yugi Moto: It's time to duel!

Tim Allen: No, it's Tool Time!

Stone Cold: My watch says it's 3:16!

Stone Cold Stunners Tim and Yugi.

Ness: Inquiry.

Young Link: Yes, Ness?

Ness: How is all this taking place in an enclosed environment such as this? And how did Tim Allen return from nothingness?

A plot hole opens up and sucks Yugi, Tim, and Stone Cold into the void.

-The Void-

Quarma: About time you got back.

Tim Allen: Nooooooooooooo!

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tyson Tomko: No.

Will Smith: Aw hell naw.

-Van-

Master Hand: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP!

Roy: What is this, the 90's?

Master Hand: I'll ignore that remark. Anyway, proceed out of the van for a challenge game!

The van quickly empties.

Master Hand: Anyway, it's Duck Hunt time!

Samus: Haha! This will be cake!

Then, a random bypasser hits another random bypasser with a cake.

Master Hand: Ho ho ho! That's what you think!

Roy: What are you, Santa Clause?

Master Hand: What is with these questions? It's like the damned Spanish Inquizition! And anway, allow me to introduce, all the way from Final Fantasy IV, Rydia!

The studio audience cheers.

Roy: I thought that studio audience moved away?

Rydia: Duck!

Out of nowhere, Mario, Luigi, Samus, Roy, Ness, Young Link, and Kirby are all transformed into ducks!

Roy: What the duck?

Master Hand: As you can see, this is Duck Hunt. However, you are the ducks! And now, the people who will be trying to shoot you...

Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII!

James Bond from the 007 movies!

Han Solo from Star Wars!

And Vash the Stampede from Trigun!

Master Hand: Ready...Begin!

Vincent easily picks off Ness, Young Link, and Kirby as they were arguing about Quantum Psysics.

Luigi is doing pretty good, so Mario decides to play a little trick.

Mario: I-a win!

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S NO FAIR!

Luigi is shot by Han Solo.

Mario: Woo hoo! I-a am the man-

Mario is shot by Vash.

Mario: Damn-a!

Samus and Roy are both easily dodging the bullets and laser fire. However, a random fangirl caught the attention of Roy. Roy stops to stare and drool, and is shot by James Bond.

Disembodied Voice: This game's winner is...SAMUS.

Rydia: Duck!

The spell on the Smash Brothers is reversed.

Rydia: Cure!

All the Smash Brothers are all better now. Yay.

Rydia: Teleport!

Vincent, Han Solo, Bond, Vash, and Rydia are all teleported away.

Master Hand: Good job Samus, you are now immune from any votes when we vote someone out of the van later.

Samus: Yay!

And there was much rejoicing.

-Night 3-

Samus: lol i pwnd j00 n00bz

Roy: It wasn't my fault. I got distracted!

Luigi: And that is the story of my life...

Mario: I-a win!

Luigi then proceeds to say a lot of words that I would have to censor, except for you, dirty, little, son of a, and mother.

Samus: Mother, that's nice!

It takes an ugly turn from there.

Shadow the Hedgehog: It all starts with this...A jewel containing the ultimate power!

Sonic the Hedgehog: That's a...Choas Emerald!

Tails: No shit, Sherlock!

Sonic: Tails! What's wrong?

Tails: What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG? I'll tell you what's wrong! I HATE YOU! YOU ALWAYS LEFT ME TO DIE! I ALWAYS SAID WAIT, BUT YOU JUST KEPT ON RUNNING! I WAS SHOT, BITTEN, IMPALED, AND DROWNED, BUT DID YOU EVER SLOW DOWN? NO! I'M FINALLY GONNA MAKE YOU PAY SONIC!

Tails grabs sonic and flies away.

Shadow: Sigh...White people...

Shadow teleports away, while screaming is heard in the distance.

Sonic: Please don't do this! Wait!

Tails: ...Wait...? Wait? WAIT? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR, SONIC?

Tails heats a spoon and stabs Sonic with it.

Samus: Sigh...White people...

Roy: I AM A ROCK! I AM AN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISLAND!

Luigi: What the hell?

Mario: I-a win!

Luigi passes out due to anger.

Kirby passes Young Link some popcorn because he wanted some.

Ness passed gas because...I don't know, ask him.

Roy starts doing random bird calls.

Sonic: Please stop Tails! PLEASE!

Tails: STOP? STOP? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ASKED YOU THAT?

Sonic: What are you going to do with that? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sonic makes a sound resembling the sound a gerbil makes when it is put under a hot iron.

Master Hand: Ok, that's enough!

A shotgun can be heard in the distance.

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD WHY?

Master Hand sends Sonic and Tails to The Void.

Master Hand: Ok, now that everything is normal...Vote someone you want out of the van! And remember, you can't vote for Samus!

Samus: I vote Roy because he keeps doing wierd things.

Roy: I vote Ness...Why? I asked him why he passed gas like it said and he didn't answer!

Luigi: I vote off Mario because he is stupid and I keep getting distracted!

Luigi begins to cry.

Mario: I vote off Luigi because he's a crybaby!

Kirby: I vote off Young Link because he is stupid!

Young Link: I vote off Kirby because he stole that cookie!

Ness: Me too!

Master Hand: Sorry Kirby, you lose!

Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Master Hand sends Kirby to The Void.

Master Hand: Well, see you guys tomorrow!

-To Be Continued...-

A/N: I am going to be doing a story called Life in The Void, which will be based off of this. However, Quarma the Panther, please tell me in a review if I may use you in the story. Thanks. Remember, more reviews makes a faster chapter! However, chapters won't be as fast anymore, because this is where I am starting from scratch! See you!