A/N: Sorry it's been a while. I just haven't wanted to update this story. The flames really got to me. I looked back on this story and realized how much it sucks. Yeah… I mean, they don't have to be so mean about it! And I actually like some self-insertion stories… But still, this really isn't very good. That's why I'm so proud of my Naruto story. Not the disturbing, creepy, cracky one, but the nice KibaHinata sweet one. It's not quite as pointless as some of my other stories. I do like this one, and I know that some people do, but I need to improve this story a bit. It's pretty stupid at some parts. Looking back on it, I have to kick myself for what I did in the first chapter with that whole "I never noticed how hot he was" thing. That was dumb. It turns out that there really is an in-between. (Yes, dammit, I'm admitting that your right, Joanna May!) I just didn't know how to write it or what it was. But now, I really feel like I'm a better writer. I've been reading other stories and I've realized that this could be better. And it will. This and hopefully all of the chapters from now on will be better.
Death Fox of Chocolate: You liked that? I didn't think it was that funny. I love your idea. That's hilarious. I think I will do something like that. But don't tell anyone! ;) Oh, and I love long reviews. Don't be sorry.
mrs.Sora-sparrow: Yeah, Snape would make quite a face, wouldn't he?
LeonaKat: Yeah, I'm just gonna work something in about voodoo dolls basically. They actually haven't mentioned them in the books. I liked your ideas.
Raquel: Don't pee your pants! Oh, and thanks for recommending one of my other stories!
iluvcrossoversmitlotrpotchp...: Mary Sues are just basically average original characters. In fact, if you want a full definition, look at my review from stfu n00b. They not only gave an accurate definition, they also gave 10 most common spelling errors, none of which were in my story.
BreakingFree43749: Thanks! Glad you like it! Sorry this is so late!
rangas rule: No problem! If you have any more ideas, I'd be happy to here them! Not that I can't come up with my own…
Tiffany: Glad you think so…
Lotus.Under.Thorns: Thanks, buddy from the North! I am continuing with it!
Now then, ON WITH THE STORY! XD
Apparently, Fred and George had decided they had had enough for one day after making Natalie and Raquel run through the halls singing "Do You Believe in Magic?", ask McGonagall permission to give her a wedgie (which did not go well), dance like chickens at random times, and stand on the table at dinner, flap their arms, and attempt to fly, only to land in a big bowl of pudding (tapioca). Oh, and they occasionally poked the dolls with needles, but not very hard.
"Ooo! I hate those too!" screamed Natalie, as once again, she felt a sharp pain in her butt. "STOP POKING US WITH NEEDLES, DAMMIT! IT FREAKING HURTS!"
Fred and George snickered from their place on the couch.
"Calm down, Natalie. We'll get our revenge! C'mon."
They walked into their dorm.
"Voodoo dolls, huh? Aren't those illegal?" asked Natalie angrily.
"Unfortunately, no." replied Raquel.
"WHAT? They've gotta be!"
"No, in 1876, they tried to, but the wizards of Koleekii Island, where they were most commonly used, insisted that it was part of their culture and that it was just a pathetic attempt at getting revenge for when they beat Romania in an event at the Wizard Olympics the previous month. A man from Romania was the one who originally suggested that they be outlawed. It was a huge controversy, but it was forgotten before it got solved because of the goblin rebellion in 1877 led by Urg the Unclean. Since then, the issue has never been taken up because very few wizards know how to make them, and they are rarely used. Fred and George must have done a lot of research to find out how to make them. They're not as stupid as we thought."
"God, how do you know all that?"
"We just talked about it today in History of Magic."
"You pay attention in that class?"
"No, but I did today after I heard what the topic was. I wanted to dig up information on what we were dealing with."
"Oh. HOW THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THESE THINGS?"
"Don't worry; they wear off after 13 hours. It's been about 12."
"Good, I can't take much more of this!"
"Yeah. What should we do to retaliate?"
"Hmm… OOO! I know! Heh. This is really good."
"Well?! What is it?"
Natalie grinned and whispered something in her ear.
"Oh… That is good."
They both began to laugh evilly.
In the Common Room
"Hey, Fred?"
"Hn?"
"You don't think… that we went too far, do you?" asked George.
"Went too far with what?"
"The prank."
"WHAT? ARE YOU INSANE? Too far? We didn't go far enough! Have you forgotten about the dress incident? People still come up and suggest we curl our hair and wear ribbons in it! Don't you remember how embarrassing that was?" shrieked Fred. (See Below)
"Yes… But we probably would have laughed at us too! I mean, it was pretty funny!"
"And embarrassing! I think that you just fancy one of them… Or both…" Fred said smirking.
George blushed. "No way! Come on now, I'm serious! Voodoo dolls? Don't you think that's a bit harsh? I mean, we could have seriously hurt them! I mean, when we were poking their bums with needles and laughing at how high they jumped, don't you think that we could've slipped and stabbed them? We could've killed them if we weren't careful!"
Fred's smirk disappeared. "Merlin… I never thought about that. What if we lost them and a Slytherin found them? They would've hung them in their common room and thrown darts at them! I had no idea how dangerous that was…"
"I know," said George. "I was too busy laughing at them to realize what we were doing."
Fred sighed. "As soon as we're sure these things wear off, we're burning them. Also, no more using the dolls."
"Plus, we should apologize."
"Yeah, but they've all ready gone up to their dorm. We'll do that tomorrow."
"Okay."
The Next Day
It was lunch time, and Fred and George crawled into the common room through the portrait hole.
They took deep breaths and walked over to Natalie and Raquel, who were immersed in a book, probably planning their revenge.
"Raquel… Natalie…" Fred began.
They both looked up. They glared at them and stood up abruptly. Raquel slammed their book shut and they began to walk away.
"Wait!" said Fred.
They stopped, but did not turn around.
"Did you hear something, Natalie?" asked Raquel coldly.
"It was probably just a rat. I've heard that there are two really big, fat ones in the boys' dormitory," said Natalie, just as coldly.
"Look, we just wanted to say that we're really sorry," said George.
"REALLY sorry," added Fred.
"We didn't mean to go that far. We were just really embarrassed about the whole dress thing."
"Well," said Raquel as she and Natalie turned around. "The Great Weasley Twins, embarrassed? That's something you don't hear everyday."
"It's probably a trick, Raquel."
"My thoughts exactly."
They turned around and stormed up to their dorm.
"That went well," said Fred sarcastically.
"Well, at least tried…"
Later That Week
Natalie and Raquel had ignored the twins all week. Fred and George hadn't even thought about their next prank, and the guilt was really getting to them. As they once said, they always stopped just before crossing the line, maybe putting a toe across occasionally. This time, however, they had leaped across the line and waved their arms around like crazy people. They really did feel bad about it. What if they had killed them?
The twins were watching for pranks, however. Who knows what the girls' revenge would be like? They were now worried that it was their turn to almost die.
That morning, they noticed that their pumpkin juice tasted odd. But they didn't understand how Natalie and Raquel could've poisoned their drinks, for they had been arriving first to every meal for a week, just incase.
What was even odder was that 5 minutes later, when Natalie and Raquel walked into the Great Hall, they smiled and waved cheerfully at Fred and George. They even sat down across from them.
"Hey, guys!" they greeted as they sat down.
"Hi, what did you do to our drinks?" asked Fred.
"And why are you sitting with us?" asked George.
Natalie smiled. "Just getting good seats."
"For what?" George asked nervously.
"The show."
"What sh-"
Suddenly, Fred and George were overcome by an odd emotion.
They snapped their heads to the doors of the Great Hall as Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked in.
"Fred?"
"Yeah, George?"
"Is marrying your sibling illegal in Britain?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I think I'm in love with Ron."
"…I saw him first," said Fred quietly.
YAY! It's finished! I liked this chapter! Sorry it wasn't very funny though.
By the way, that whole thing on voodoo dolls and Koleekii Island (which I have never heard of) is total BS and in no way related to Harry Potter. However, Urg the Unclean was mentioned in the 4th book.
Ultra Special Blah Blah Blah
Once, I went on a trip to Washington D.C. with my class. On the last day, when we were visiting Baltimore, me and my friends were in a public bathroom. I was standing there, waiting for them, when this lady was like, "excuse me", cuz I was in her way. I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry!" and I stepped out of the way. Then this really old lady in this raggy looking coat comes up to me and says, "Excuse me, I heard you say that, and I think that in that case, it was appropriate. However, when you bump into someone, I think you should also say, "Excuse me" in the addition to "I'm sorry." And so, she starts rambling on and on about stuff like that, and then she says that I should cut my hair short and curl it. Then she asks if I had any dresses, and I was like, "No…" And she's like, "I don't believe you. You should shop for dresses in New York. They have really pretty dresses there." It was really weird. Anyway, that's where I got the inspiration for up there when a girl walks up to Fred and George and says all that. Except, I left out the New York part. That was silly.
