"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back. I've got a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq! I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. Military! Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs. Mine blew up-"
"What are you singing, puppy?" Seto interrupted quickly.
Joey turned away from the hanging of their stockings on the mantel and turned to give Seto a funny look. "Jingle Bombs? Ya've neva heard it 'fore, Seto?"
Seto shook his head and asked impatiently "Isn't it Jingle Bells? You've got the title messed up."
The blonde shook his head and laughed softly. "Jingle Bells is the original. Jingle Bombs is just another remake of the original."
"Another? You mean to tell me that there are more?" Seto said, appalled.
"There are hundreds of them. But not just of that song. There are some for almost every Christmas song out there."
"Really?"
Joey nodded and began to sing softly, "Joy to the world, the devil's dead; we bar-bec-ued his heeeead. We cut off all his toes and stuffed them up his no-ose. And flushed him down the toilet, and flushed him down the toilet, and flu-uuuuushed him down the toilet," and he ended with a grin.
"There's a Barney one for that one. You only switch out "devil" for "Barney,"" he explained. He laughed when he got a horrified look from his boyfriend.
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker took ballet," he sang next.
"Who's Batman? And Robin? And what's a Batmobile? And The Joker?"
Joey gaped. "You don't know who Batman is?" he screeched.
A shake of head from Seto. "No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest superhero to ever grace the pages of a comic book!" he said vehemently.
Seto shrugged.
Joey sighed and turned back to the stockings. He stood on his tiptoes and looped the stocking's fabric ring around the hook of the snowman stocking-holder.
"Can anyone make one? Remake a Christmas carol?" Seto asked suddenly.
"I, well, I guess so. If it sounds good, I guess," Joey replied.
Joey didn't see the devious smile paste itself on Seto, nor did he see him when Seto began to stalk closer to the blonde.
But he definitely felt it when Seto pulled him flush against his own lean body.
"S-Seto?" he asked breathlessly.
"Would this be a sufficient remake, puppy?" He leaned in and whispered huskily into Joey's red tinged ear.
"Seto!" he yelped. "Don't say things like dat! Yer singin' a Christmas carol!"
"It sounded good though, didn't it?" Seto smirked.
Joey blushed. "Bu-but that still doesn't give ya the right to sing about you makin' me hard!" he screeched.
"It worked though." He grinned and ran his hands over the blonde's front.
"Nnn, Set'! D-don't! I gotta finish decoratin'!" Joey whined.
"You can finish tomorrow." He paused then added with a wicked grin "Or maybe the day after that."
Heehee. I love those remakes of Christmas songs. :3
Anyway, thanks for reading and tell me what you think!
-Eamarat
